I saw a bird explode today

Rifugium · June 21st, 2004, 10:22 PM

So I'm driving down the highway. I was listening to Day 12 by Ayreon, and just when Akerfeldt grunts: "You let her DIIIIIIEE!!!" this huge crow flies into a power line and literally explodes. There's a big puff of death smoke and feathers everywhere, and the corpse just falls to the ground. The uncanny simultaneity of the two events was quite astounding.

WhiteBeastofWotan · June 21st, 2004, 10:27 PM

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats awesome

Rifugium · June 21st, 2004, 10:57 PM

A Lewis Black quote...YES!!!

Gin_from_the_bottle · June 21st, 2004, 11:15 PM

OmGz tHaTs sOOO Tr00!1!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEtuHL!!!!!!! SATaN!!!!!!! 66^!!!!!!

but seriously its a cool coincidence....

Protected Witness · June 21st, 2004, 11:28 PM

Åkerfeldt causes death to birds. Put it in the FAQ.

MoonRaven · June 22nd, 2004, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Niel

Åkerfeldt causes death to birds. Put it in the FAQ.

heh, nifty coinkidink.

Lethal01 · June 22nd, 2004, 03:15 AM

/me rushes to start the "Mikael hates animals" thread!

scorpian007 · June 22nd, 2004, 04:11 AM

hahaha

Ermz · June 22nd, 2004, 05:25 AM

Rejvk · June 22nd, 2004, 08:04 AM

Is it tru mikelale os anti bird??!?11!!

The Dude · June 22nd, 2004, 08:28 AM

hahahahahahahahahahaha

.......

hahahahahahahahahehehehe

That is very funny.

etotheipiequalsminus1 · June 22nd, 2004, 10:00 AM

lmfao - that's the first thing the literally made me lol for weeks
lol

Reign in Acai · June 22nd, 2004, 11:00 AM

You should've taken a picture of it. Katatonia would've used it as the cover to their next release.

Ńiĸ1Ø1 · June 22nd, 2004, 02:41 PM

Jinn · June 22nd, 2004, 07:07 PM

Those bastards at PETA know yet?

WhiteBeastofWotan · June 22nd, 2004, 08:09 PM

i would like to know what "death smoke" is, though.

RavenousDaemon · June 22nd, 2004, 08:23 PM

Hmm, like the excess gas and stuff escaping from its hot dead lifeless fucken corpse? WEEE!!!

Holy crap, this reminds me of when a squirrel fell off a powerline in front of my house and was hit by a car before it hit the ground... my dog tried to eat it afterwards too...

IronShadows28 · June 22nd, 2004, 09:28 PM

Akerfeldt's in another band?

DE · June 22nd, 2004, 09:46 PM

He's got a few side projects afaik.

Demoke · June 23rd, 2004, 07:26 AM

I've got a brother who is a catholic priest. The day of his first mass when he took the chalice he pronounced the words "take this, all of you, and drink it, this is my blood which will be given up for you" or something. He raised the chalice with the wine/blood. at that very same second there was thunder, which echoed really loud inside the church... I couldn't help but laugh at this bloody coincidence.

pistol_pete · June 23rd, 2004, 09:25 AM

i always though birds were pretty safe on powerlines...they spend a lot of their time there.

ChrisEmerson · June 23rd, 2004, 09:56 AM

yeh, but if it bridges the gap between 2 lines, its fucked.

MoonRaven · June 23rd, 2004, 10:39 AM

this one time my g/f and i were playing ouija, and it was getting pretty intense, and then we heard this huge bang on the window, like something trying to get in, lets just say that there were screams and profanity and flying objects coming from us, well like we rush out of her room, only to find her mom and little brother in tears laughing, and her dad just walking in, that was his way of telling us that he was givng me a ride home now. yeah, he sucks, any ideas on a good way to get him back?

TheFourthHorseman · June 23rd, 2004, 11:04 AM

Get him drunk and shove a carrot up his ass.

Gin_from_the_bottle · June 23rd, 2004, 11:13 AM

^^^^
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHha
better yet, after shoving the carrot up his us, lock him in a bathroom with some guys' underwear lying around, and a few condoms with glue in them....

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The Dude The Dude abides Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Location Posts: 404	hahahahahahahahahahaha ....... hahahahahahahahahehehehe That is very funny.

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RavenousDaemon [GOTNO] Carrot :,( Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 587	Hmm, like the excess gas and stuff escaping from its hot dead lifeless fucken corpse? WEEE!!! Holy crap, this reminds me of when a squirrel fell off a powerline in front of my house and was hit by a car before it hit the ground... my dog tried to eat it afterwards too...

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IronShadows28 Fear the moose Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Inside of my glass prison, the place where no one knows... Posts: 35	Akerfeldt's in another band? Last edited by IronShadows28 : June 23rd, 2004 at 09:36 AM.

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DE vote bnp Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 15,295	He's got a few side projects afaik.

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Demoke This is the Almighty: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Berlin Germany Posts: 770	I've got a brother who is a catholic priest. The day of his first mass when he took the chalice he pronounced the words "take this, all of you, and drink it, this is my blood which will be given up for you" or something. He raised the chalice with the wine/blood. at that very same second there was thunder, which echoed really loud inside the church... I couldn't help but laugh at this bloody coincidence. __________________

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pistol_pete Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: IRELAND Posts: 1,183	i always though birds were pretty safe on powerlines...they spend a lot of their time there. __________________

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ChrisEmerson Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Nottingham, England Posts: 1,639	yeh, but if it bridges the gap between 2 lines, its fucked. __________________

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MoonRaven yelm's only metalhead Join Date: May 2004 Location: Yelm WA Posts: 36	this one time my g/f and i were playing ouija, and it was getting pretty intense, and then we heard this huge bang on the window, like something trying to get in, lets just say that there were screams and profanity and flying objects coming from us, well like we rush out of her room, only to find her mom and little brother in tears laughing, and her dad just walking in, that was his way of telling us that he was givng me a ride home now. yeah, he sucks, any ideas on a good way to get him back? __________________ i have seen the evil eye, I HOPE YOU LIKE CRUMB CAKE

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TheFourthHorseman In The Twilight World Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 4,901	Get him drunk and shove a carrot up his ass.

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Gin_from_the_bottle Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: toronto, shit hole, canada Posts: 379	^^^^ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHha better yet, after shoving the carrot up his us, lock him in a bathroom with some guys' underwear lying around, and a few condoms with glue in them.... __________________ Кровь брызнет из вен! Смерти нет! R.I.P. Kurt R.I.P. Layne R.I.P. Quorthon i still maintain that an ordinary human being has a right to be horrified by a mangled body seen on an afternoon walk