Mikael's live quotes - Page 4

Luann · October 31st, 2008, 12:21 AM

what were you doing with your mom at an opeth show!

DarkGift · October 31st, 2008, 03:29 AM

LOL YOUR MOM.

j/k

mike said a lot of fun stuff on the roundhouse tapes dvd that weren't on the cd version.

the fans were a mix of scary/funny ^^ someone said something like "on a scale from one to ten, how good was this show? APPLE! it doesn't even use your scale!"

x_OPETH_x · October 31st, 2008, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkGift

LOL YOUR MOM.
mike said a lot of fun stuff on the roundhouse tapes dvd that weren't on the cd version.

could i have your copy? (if, somehow, you magically have one)

ufomagnet · October 31st, 2008, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedon-

the funniest thing about all this imo is how he says dumb shit about the other bandmembers and they just stand there like bums unable to respond

Nevar forget:

Twelveby5 · October 31st, 2008, 07:56 AM

^ ROFL

DarkGift · October 31st, 2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by x_OPETH_x

could i have your copy? (if, somehow, you magically have one)

what? no, you can't have my copy

legendes_oubliees · October 31st, 2008, 12:30 PM

I don't remember what he said exactly but somewhere along "There's a lot of weird people here [Vancouver]... so we fit right in"

BriGreentea · October 31st, 2008, 07:28 PM

"you like my new guitar?"

Noel · October 31st, 2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BriGreentea

"you like my new guitar?"

Uuuh.. I didn't get it

burntoast · October 31st, 2008, 09:53 PM

That Mendez pic is the best. Whoever made it is a genius.

Nasty-Fire · November 1st, 2008, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by >Noel<

Uuuh.. I didn't get it

Mikael's quote.

[KOTNO]Narrot · November 1st, 2008, 08:57 AM

it's just not funny... i guess that's the key problem

Noel · November 1st, 2008, 01:57 PM

Exactly.

Echolipse · November 1st, 2008, 02:13 PM

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ok...laugh all you want, but i was there with my girlfriend, mom, and my aunt.
my mom and my aunt are in their 40s

feel lucky you got them to go. I'm still working on one of my other close friends to go in general. My sister and parents won't even listen to them bc they think Opeth is nothing more than just screaming...../sigh

At least I my best friend that attended Orlando with me is a convert :-P. He bought GR last night when we were hanging out. That's the album i started off on......I have yet to get started on him

Nasty-Fire · November 1st, 2008, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by [KOTNO]Narrot

it's just not funny... i guess that's the key problem

Even if you thought it was, this thread isn't about "Mikael's funny live quotes", only "Mikael's live quotes". So funny or not... Anyway. I agree that we all prefer seeing funny stuff.

Hedon- · November 1st, 2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nasty-Fire

Even if you thought it was, this thread isn't about "Mikael's funny live quotes", only "Mikael's live quotes". So funny or not... Anyway. I agree that we all prefer seeing funny stuff.

now you're just being a dick

Nasty-Fire · November 1st, 2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedon-

now you're just being a dick

Naahh. Murderface is da dick. Anyway, just wanted to say facts, sorry for acting this way.

Shhitbirdz · November 1st, 2008, 08:07 PM

* Telling the crowd about the gunshooting drama in Oslo were the criminals tried to hide in the Opeth tour buss (not sure about the story so dont quote me on that one)

Mike: It was like we were in the middle of a western movie, with automatic rifles and everything... It was metal as hell!

* Mike: "Hi, my name is Johan and I'm 10 years old"

* Mike: Do you know Nickelback are playing in town today?
Crowd: BUUU!
Mike: I heard that guy, the singer, is a huge Opeth fan. I also heard Will Smith is a big Opeth fan. And did you know that Bryan Adams is obsessed with King Diamond? It's true! I wouldn't make that up.

Alyona · November 1st, 2008, 08:21 PM

Talking about the night and the Silent Water:
"we were quite pretentious in those days, I brought a lute to the recording session..... this song was recorded with the thought of the guitars being lutes"

BringMeTheCalm · November 1st, 2008, 09:34 PM

"Guess who's here? Martin fucking Mendez"

Deathamphetamine1313 · November 2nd, 2008, 02:00 PM

At the Atlanta show a couple weeks ago...

Mike: Do you like my new guitar? *licks it for awhile* It's very nice...

Some guy in crowd: APOSTLE IN TRIUMPH!!!
Mike: continues on talking...
Some guy in crowd: APOSTLE IN TRIUMPH!!!
Mike: continues on talking...
Some guy in crowd: APOSTLE IN TRIUMPH!!!
Mike: Shut the fuck up! We're not fuckin playing it!

At the Myrtle Beach House o Blues Show in June:
Mike: FUCK! ...I feel like such a girl...I broke a nail...That's not very metal.

Ahh Mike and his zingers lol

noura · November 2nd, 2008, 03:17 PM

4 pages worth of laughter, gotta love that guy. Spot on with the Mendez photoshop :P

Luann · November 2nd, 2008, 03:36 PM

Yes, I laughed a lot, he rules.
Martin fucking mendez is here!!!

emperor1 · November 2nd, 2008, 04:22 PM

At the Orlando show on 10/21
"I would pleasure all of the hot girls in here orally...and expect the same in return"

Hedon- · November 2nd, 2008, 05:10 PM

^wtf...

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[KOTNO]Narrot Eats and spits corpses... Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 9,591	it's just not funny... i guess that's the key problem __________________

November 1st, 2008, 08:07 PM	#93 (permalink)
Shhitbirdz Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 67	* Telling the crowd about the gunshooting drama in Oslo were the criminals tried to hide in the Opeth tour buss (not sure about the story so dont quote me on that one) Mike: It was like we were in the middle of a western movie, with automatic rifles and everything... It was metal as hell! * Mike: "Hi, my name is Johan and I'm 10 years old" * Mike: Do you know Nickelback are playing in town today? Crowd: BUUU! Mike: I heard that guy, the singer, is a huge Opeth fan. I also heard Will Smith is a big Opeth fan. And did you know that Bryan Adams is obsessed with King Diamond? It's true! I wouldn't make that up. Last edited by Shhitbirdz : November 1st, 2008 at 08:10 PM.

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Alyona I have his hat Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: London Posts: 5,429	Talking about the night and the Silent Water: "we were quite pretentious in those days, I brought a lute to the recording session..... this song was recorded with the thought of the guitars being lutes" __________________ Pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you.

October 31st, 2008, 12:21 AM	#76 (permalink)
Luann Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Argentina Posts: 466	what were you doing with your mom at an opeth show!

October 31st, 2008, 07:28 PM	#83 (permalink)
BriGreentea Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 52	"you like my new guitar?"

October 31st, 2008, 09:53 PM	#85 (permalink)
burntoast Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 524	That Mendez pic is the best. Whoever made it is a genius.

November 1st, 2008, 09:34 PM	#95 (permalink)
BringMeTheCalm Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 107	"Guess who's here? Martin fucking Mendez"

November 2nd, 2008, 02:00 PM	#96 (permalink)
Deathamphetamine1313 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 100	At the Atlanta show a couple weeks ago... Mike: Do you like my new guitar? licks it for awhile It's very nice... Some guy in crowd: APOSTLE IN TRIUMPH!!! Mike: continues on talking... Some guy in crowd: APOSTLE IN TRIUMPH!!! Mike: continues on talking... Some guy in crowd: APOSTLE IN TRIUMPH!!! Mike: Shut the fuck up! We're not fuckin playing it! At the Myrtle Beach House o Blues Show in June: Mike: FUCK! ...I feel like such a girl...I broke a nail...That's not very metal. Ahh Mike and his zingers lol

November 2nd, 2008, 03:17 PM	#97 (permalink)
noura Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 374	4 pages worth of laughter, gotta love that guy. Spot on with the Mendez photoshop :P

November 2nd, 2008, 03:36 PM	#98 (permalink)
Luann Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Argentina Posts: 466	Yes, I laughed a lot, he rules. Martin fucking mendez is here!!!

November 2nd, 2008, 04:22 PM	#99 (permalink)
emperor1 Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Orlando Posts: 44	At the Orlando show on 10/21 "I would pleasure all of the hot girls in here orally...and expect the same in return"