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My Life for Aiur
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Neo Kobe City
Posts: 812
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someone on myspace sent me one of those "dirty sex" survey thingys. shes underage so I filled it out accordingly. its mildly amusing:
Dirty Survey Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: no, you are an underage girl and Im a law abiding citizen 2. What positions would u want me to b in? Answer:the standing over the kitchen table and making me a sandwich postion 3. Would u suck /LICK me ? Answer:I would lick the sandwich 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer:I sex myself hard... 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: this is a trap isnt it? 6. Would u pull my hair while we did it ? Answer: srsly are you an fbi informant? 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: no, because I dont take showers 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: next question 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: only if that "3-some" strictly involves 2 girls and me making myself a sandwhich 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer:you're underage duh... ahh fuck trapped 11. Would u want me to talk dirty to u while we sexed? Answer: lol "sexed" 12. Where would you do me? Answer:I'm afraid I have no clever remark for this question. 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer:see above 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: see above 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer:see above 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: *sigh* see above 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: I guess so. I dont think there are laws aganist having phone sex with a underage girl... is there? 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: pfffft I could say "no" but that doesnt necessarily make it true. 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? Answer: I'd eat it. 21. Would you do me once and leave me the next day? Answer: no because the next day I'd have to probably drive you to school 22. Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you do? Answer: yea sure 23. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how I want to do you?? Answer: lol no |
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FREAKING BASS
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Trappe, PA
Posts: 1,835
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ATHF promo - - - coolest poster ever
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/movie/index.html This shit is out, I say we go this weekend! p.s. Listen for the solo!
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My Life for Aiur
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Neo Kobe City
Posts: 812
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ATTN Luis: I found this free mmo it kinda reminds me of iRO. I havent tried it out yet.. Ill check it out when I get home.. Im hoping it can match that feeling I orignally got way back when I first started playing Ragnarok
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WARMONGER
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Trooper, PA
Posts: 549
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A NEW WAY TO MAKE PANCACKES!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tags/pancake/ |
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WARMONGER
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Trooper, PA
Posts: 549
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TITS AND ASS BEER!!!
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/14431 |
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Pelvic Fury's biggest fan
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Posts: 103
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How to mate with a dolphin.. don't ask how I found this.
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WARMONGER
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Trooper, PA
Posts: 549
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BULLSHIT ILL BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeX5HSBFooI |
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WARMONGER
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Trooper, PA
Posts: 549
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BWAH!!! 50cent vs. Thomas the train
http://thomasindaclub.ytmnd.com/ |
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