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Old January 25th, 2008, 06:49 AM   #26 (permalink)
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we have touch down. as far as availability I will see what is going on this weekend and let you guys know.
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Old January 25th, 2008, 02:20 PM   #27 (permalink)
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bear they did horrible things to me while you were gone. The doctor put his finger in my ass and and and i have to go to another doctor and they're gonna put scopes in my ass!
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Old January 25th, 2008, 07:12 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I.B.S. ???
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Old January 25th, 2008, 08:48 PM   #29 (permalink)
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they stick fingers in your ass if you have IBS? Wouldn't that trigger IBS?! If I had a man's finger in my ass I sure as hell would feel irritable.
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Old January 25th, 2008, 09:15 PM   #30 (permalink)
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No I dont have IBS. I have some serious shit going on. Either I have colon cancer or crohns disease or olcers in my instestinal tract. I have to go to a another doctor to get my ass scoped. but right now my mom is in fucking denial that I have a problem.

Jack: mom I think i have crohns disease
mom: what makes you think that?! (condescending tone)
Jack: the doctor narrowed it down to crohens disease or colon cancer or ulcers in my GI
mom:so
Jack: so I have all the symtoms of crohn disease I need to see this doctor
mom: well lets just wait 30 days until you get health insurance.

basically Im calmly freaking the fuck out, because crohns disease if untreated can lead to death.. and incase you wanna know. crohns disease is when your white blood cells go hay wire in your bowls, your bowls swell up and its pretty fucking painful. Along with pain theres blood (yay) and white mucous. yes fucking white mucous that comes out of your ass... also my body is basically wasting nutrients right now so im in fact loosing weight... I also lack an appetite. and my mother wants me to wait 30 fucking days to get health insurance. I honest to god hope I fucking die in spite of her.

Oh and the reason he stuck his finger in my ass was to check for polyps or if I had hemroids. I didnt have either. So he suggested I go to a special ass doctor.
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Old January 26th, 2008, 06:34 AM   #31 (permalink)
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damn dude........... well if I was you I would go to the Dr now, not in a month. If you need help paying the guy without insurance let us know, I'm sure we could all pitch a little in. I don't wanna speak for everyone, but I'll def throw something down.

I don't know what else to say - please do not die. Speak up if you think there is anything we can do for you, man. You're too young for this BS.
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Old January 26th, 2008, 01:37 PM   #32 (permalink)
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personally I hope you die so I can take all your posessions.

JK

anyway, I think I should be free tomorrow. Had to do some things around the homestead today.
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Old January 26th, 2008, 04:50 PM   #33 (permalink)
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nah its all good guys. I guess what I said sunk into with my mom. She just talked to me and told me she made me an appointment to see the other doctor.. So the Saga continues. Hopefully I dont piss myself when my ass is scoped.
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Old January 26th, 2008, 04:57 PM   #34 (permalink)
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WOW! dude...not cool! like vince said if theres anything we can do to help man dont hessitate to ask. WOW!
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Old January 26th, 2008, 07:18 PM   #35 (permalink)
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thank the lord i dont think i could go on without my jackafur!
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Old January 26th, 2008, 09:00 PM   #36 (permalink)
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hey, if anyone is willing to pick me up tomorrow afternoon I will be available to hang out. and jack, are you able to go out tomorrow?
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Old January 27th, 2008, 12:24 AM   #37 (permalink)
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bear u need to call a nigga!
i would of picked u up!!
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Old January 27th, 2008, 12:33 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Do you mean Sunday? If you want I could pick you up - I have to be at practice at 3 though. But I could at least get you to the area. I don't know about getting you home.. I gotta go to Allentown after practice and then it's home for me ASAP cause I got work early monday.

JACK - PLEASE see that doctor ASAP. And don't worry, you will probably shit yourself once they yank the camera back out but that is nothing to be embarrassed about, it's normal. You need to figure out whats up because we need you alive!
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Old January 27th, 2008, 06:54 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Yeah, I was referring to Sunday when I posted that. I'll call you guys after I get back from the gym.
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Old February 5th, 2008, 08:29 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Jack how are you now man?
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Old February 6th, 2008, 09:44 AM   #41 (permalink)
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He's dying.
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Old February 6th, 2008, 12:30 PM   #42 (permalink)
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