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Old December 11th, 2008, 05:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Vent Thread

spout off all the shit that is bothering you. I will then tell you how insignificant it is and tell you how much of a pussy you are. it's like therapy, except I make you feel worse about yourself.
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Old December 11th, 2008, 06:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old December 11th, 2008, 07:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm like Darwin dog, I'm weeding em out.
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Old December 11th, 2008, 09:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'll tell you what pissed me off today:

Got to work, one of our slackers called out. Big Shock. District Manager wouldn't approve over time. Big Shock. So I had to work short staffed. The one person I did have is a terrible worker. Rude to customers, talks on her cell phone while she's supposed to be at the register, etc. She took 20 minutes to eat a salad and a huge cookie, THEN she has the balls to say to me "ok, I'm gonna take my lunch break now." Like what the fuck was that you just did? Wasn't that a lunch break? Then later on some yuppie main line cunt calls and wants all 58 bottles of this one product. I could only find 56 of them and she flipped out on me. $75 a bottle. Chick almost spent $5,000 on WINE and she was pissed she couldn't spend another $150. Why on earth would anyone want 58 bottles of the same exact thing. I would get bored as shit.

Anyway, yeah my day sucked. I just got home 15 minutes ago and I gotta be back in at 7am. Balls.
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Old December 11th, 2008, 09:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'll tell you what pissed me off today:

Got to work, one of our slackers called out. Big Shock. District Manager wouldn't approve over time. Big Shock. So I had to work short staffed. The one person I did have is a terrible worker. Rude to customers, talks on her cell phone while she's supposed to be at the register, etc. She took 20 minutes to eat a salad and a huge cookie, THEN she has the balls to say to me "ok, I'm gonna take my lunch break now." Like what the fuck was that you just did? Wasn't that a lunch break? Then later on some yuppie main line cunt calls and wants all 58 bottles of this one product. I could only find 56 of them and she flipped out on me. $75 a bottle. Chick almost spent $5,000 on WINE and she was pissed she couldn't spend another $150. Why on earth would anyone want 58 bottles of the same exact thing. I would get bored as shit.

Anyway, yeah my day sucked. I just got home 15 minutes ago and I gotta be back in at 7am. Balls.
Welcome to life faggot. You're always going to have to deal with slackers and faggots who don't want to work. As for the bitch who wanted 58 bottles? What you should've done is grown a pair and told her to shut up and slobber all over your 750 for finding 56 bottles of that grape shit with alcohol in it. Oh no, have to get up early and make money tomorrow? Be glad you have a job and it isn't taken by a fucking robot.
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Old December 11th, 2008, 10:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Or a Mexican.
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Old December 11th, 2008, 10:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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or by Nick the Jew.
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Old December 12th, 2008, 09:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I thought this was gonna be about ventrilo.
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Old December 12th, 2008, 01:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yeah, of course it would be. I mean, we fucking use it all the time.
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Old December 12th, 2008, 01:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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whatever faggot.

I am at work and its boring as fuck. tell me some shit.
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Old December 12th, 2008, 03:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Nick? Dude you're gonna have to explain that one to me.
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Old December 13th, 2008, 09:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I don't have to explain shit to anyone.
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Old December 13th, 2008, 09:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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whatever faggot.

I am at work and its boring as fuck. tell me some shit.
For one, you should man up and bring your fucking mic/headphones to work and use Ventrilo. Second, you shuold've manned up last night and came out with me, Doty, and Nu Nai last night. It was a good time. As for you being bored at work, make a fucking Sham Wow commercial for your Rainbows. Because if you don't, you guessed it, you're a pussy.
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Old December 14th, 2008, 04:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Dude the shamwow guy is named Vince. I am named Vince.

JACK - I could be the rainbow spokesperson! I will make your customers eat the organs of that old ass guy that sells Orek's. Face it Jack, your company needs my help.
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Old December 17th, 2008, 01:12 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Now I'm obsessed with this guy. His products have greater magical powers than Vince Offers' towels do.
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Old December 17th, 2008, 03:55 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I hear "fix it" really does work. I was thinking of getting some. hu huuu
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Old December 17th, 2008, 05:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Im fucking raging harder then ive ever raged in my life.



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FIRST OFF you cant be a fucking j-pop band if you FUCKING LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS. Second, nice fucking powerglove faggot you are SOO fucking hardcore. Third, they are fags for using ff7 world map music for part of their faggy song. fuck fuck fuck FFFFFFFFFFFFF.
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Old December 17th, 2008, 06:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Wow....

Now you got me raging faggot.
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Old December 20th, 2008, 10:34 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i think it's infectious, that just pissed me off too
also, you know what else pisses me off? people who run jokes into the fucking ground. YEAH it's funny the first time but after time 023u4324u3204u32904u320942039403249320 the goddamn joke loses its hilarity damnit
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Old December 27th, 2008, 10:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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so yea i did like over $1,250 of damage to my car. I guess I'm getting a new car. Tatsunoko is fucked. Girls are fucked. Fuck 2008. also...



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Old December 27th, 2008, 03:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I loled. Also, You're a pussy Jack.
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so yea i did like over $1,250 of damage to my car. I guess I'm getting a new car. Tatsunoko is fucked. Girls are fucked. Fuck 2008. also...



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It's not like I have anything better to do. I tried deleting my account on here and apparently there's not even an option for that. Whatever, I'll stop.
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:35 AM   #23 (permalink)
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You can't leave.

ONE OF US - ONE OF US - ONE OF US
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Old December 28th, 2008, 01:46 PM   #24 (permalink)
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It's not like I have anything better to do. I tried deleting my account on here and apparently there's not even an option for that. Whatever, I'll stop.
man up dawg. I got my ass torn apart all night last night. its all good.
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Old January 1st, 2009, 09:45 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You're lucky Raul didn't fuck you up last night niggah.
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