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Old March 22nd, 2010, 03:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old March 24th, 2010, 01:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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are you quoting me or milk?

Me: MILK! THEY HAVE SMOKES
Milk: OH! FUCK!


*in the car going to nicks wedding*
Me: DAMN GURL. LEMME GET A CRACK AT DAT ASS
Milk: LEMME FIND OUT. I WILL KNOCK THE DUST OFF THAT PUSSY.
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Old March 24th, 2010, 03:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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At Nick's rehearsal dinner...

me (to Nick): (incoherent babble- I was trying to say "let's do a shot")

Nick: "Thanks a lot, I'll never get that time back"

Dave (to Nick): "THAT WAS FOR "BLUE VELVET!"
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Old March 29th, 2010, 04:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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jack- "That retard battle was, by far, the best fight i have ever seen"
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Old April 2nd, 2010, 04:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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bwahaha COUNTER RETARDS?!
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Old April 3rd, 2010, 12:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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at work today "if someone doesn't screw me these nuts are gonna fall right off"
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Old April 5th, 2010, 12:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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jack-"Nah dawg, if i was a girl i'd have fat tits TRUST ME"
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Old April 12th, 2010, 04:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Jack-YO BITCH, HUG MY DICK
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Old April 13th, 2010, 12:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Vinnnie: "so, do you get morning wood?"
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Old April 13th, 2010, 11:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Vinnnie: "so, do you get morning wood?"
Dude, I NEVER talk about dicks.

In the midst of all the "That's what she said" quotes last night, there was a left-over this morning....

me- "I want to do it as soon as possible, and I don't want it to take long"
Pat- "That's what she said"

genius.
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Old April 24th, 2010, 11:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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"That 17 year old was soooo good."

I was talking about whiskey, perverts.
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Old April 25th, 2010, 11:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ahahah i just remembered this one "SO YOU NEVER GET RANDOM BONERS?"
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Old April 26th, 2010, 02:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"What could they possibly find on my phone? There is nothing on there but pictures of cats and text messages about dicks"
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Old April 27th, 2010, 11:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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"what if the crips and the bloods were like the north and the south in the civil war, and thats how blacks won america back?"
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