Worst Movies You've ever seen

[IcedMaidenAllica]

I believe that does make a movie shitty actually. What was Zombie's target audience? Partards? Dee-dee-dee's? Honestly I've never seen something so pointless... Maybe Geometry, but thats a discussion for another topic. @ SAO, But its harrison ford, gotta love him.

[zoidberg]

the incredible hulk(shudder)

[derek]

Originally Posted by IcedMaidenAllica

I believe that does make a movie shitty actually. What was Zombie's target audience? Partards? Dee-dee-dee's? Honestly I've never seen something so pointless... Maybe Geometry, but thats a discussion for another topic. @ SAO, But its harrison ford, gotta love him.

He aimed it at teenage geeky metal fans, the one-dimensonal type that would love the gore, that was all. It worked, they loved it.

[Black Core]

^well I'd say it was just something diffrent

[IcedMaidenAllica]

really? Personally the only people ive met who liked it are the ICP types, if thats such a thing. My little brother loves mindless gore and wanted to shoot himself as well. I dont even remember that much gore. I remember one of their crew dying at the beginning and not ever knowing who he was, and like a half rape scene... and some guy getting staked through the hands and shit, but besides that i really dont ermember that much

[Carline]

Black mail.... Bah most boring film ever..

[IcedMaidenAllica]

I wish i was from honefoss norway... im from chicago... booo...

[lad]

Originally Posted by zoidberg

the incredible hulk(shudder)

Think I felt insulted after sitting throught that.

[Carline]

Originally Posted by IcedMaidenAllica

I wish i was from honefoss norway... im from chicago... booo...

Why?

[Pessimism]

For one, it's not Chicago; two, the place is more than likely beautiful; three, the standard of living there is probably much higher than the average for all of America; four, it's fucking Norway, it has a history and national identity one can (typically) be proud of (America for the last 100 years has really been staggering, especially the last 50); Five, you are amongst a crap load of other nations, not near the rust/bible belt area.

There are many other reasons, but these are probably some.

[Carline]

I was kinda hoping that it was because of me... Haha...

Jupp... It`s a great country.. But there are a lot of things that don`t show... They say it`s one of the richest countries, but where are the money????
We pay around 36 % of our sallerious(spell??) for taxes, the food cost us 25% for taxes, and if I`m not wrong gasolin cost us 70% for taxes, all the things we buy cost us 15-25% for taxes, we pay taxes of our cars, houses, everything we own through the year.. And a lot more taxes.. For what? The health service ain`t that good as they say.. Old people don`t get the care they supposed to.. There ain`t enough kindergardens.. And I could go on and on and on and on.. I guess everyone says this about their country..

But yeah we have a lot of great history, vikings and so on.. When I was a kid we lived near a viking-grave...
And yeah it`s a good and quiet place to live..

[derek]

Not to mention Norwegian policies with regard to the Oceans; the almost intolerable expense in visiting Norway thanks (partly) to its status outside of the E.U; the often bitter cold and the disproportionate amount of foreign residents arriving each year.

That said, one of the coolest people I know lives in Norway and wouldn't have it any other way!

I saw the Messengers today with a buddy (free Cinema because he Assistant manages the place!) and it's quite terrible.

[speed]

Originally Posted by Carline

I was kinda hoping that it was because of me... Haha...

Jupp... It`s a great country.. But there are a lot of things that don`t show... They say it`s one of the richest countries, but where are the money????
We pay around 36 % of our sallerious(spell??) for taxes, the food cost us 25% for taxes, and if I`m not wrong gasolin cost us 70% for taxes, all the things we buy cost us 15-25% for taxes, we pay taxes of our cars, houses, everything we own through the year.. And a lot more taxes.. For what? The health service ain`t that good as they say.. Old people don`t get the care they supposed to.. There ain`t enough kindergardens.. And I could go on and on and on and on.. I guess everyone says this about their country..

But yeah we have a lot of great history, vikings and so on.. When I was a kid we lived near a viking-grave...
And yeah it`s a good and quiet place to live..

I visited Oslo for a few days, and was amazed how naturally beautiful and spread-out it was. It was also like 65 degrees and breezy in fucking July.

But, I was also shocked, to find a beer cost almost 10 dollars American, and CDs, were close to 25-or 30 dollars. I dont know how anyone can afford to live there. Of course, Denmark and Sweden are just as expensive.

And of course, everyone spoke perfect english.

[Gilotina v cvetakh]

that flick form norway call woods or forest... i dont know some not scary film that made me sleep.

[Sana]

Eragon is probably one of the worst movies ever made. Also, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. And Beerfest. yeah.

[lordcatfish]

The first one that comes to mind is Hostel, didn't have any redeeming features at all.

[The Heartbreak Kid]

House Of The Dead

Or any Uwe Boll film for that matter.

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Open Water and Silent Hill seemed pretty fucked to me.

[VicRattlhd502]

Originally Posted by lad

Actually, it just hit me. The movie 'Dude, where's my car?' is per chance the worst movie I've ever endured the whole way through. Utter bollocks, like.

Agreed on this one. Also one that immediately came to my mind is "D.E.B.S.". Now this movie absolutely SUCKED.

Originally Posted by Black Core

I also think that a lot of sequels suck.

Yes. Here are some that I thought of:

"Charlie's Angels Full Throttle"
"Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2"
"Cannonball Run II"
"Caddyshack II"
"Men In Black II"
"Speed 2"
"Meatballs Part 2" (and III & IV as well)
"Smokey & the Bandit Part III"
"Star Trek V: The Final Frontier"
"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure"
"Battle For The Planet Of The Apes"

I think that a lot of sequels such as some of the ones listed above are thrown together by the Hollywood studios in a pathetic attempt to capitalize on the success of the earlier films.

[Demonseed]

There are a lot of bad movies but the last I saw was The Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage. I fell asleep for 40 minutes and when I wake up the movie was still in the same scene.

[swayn3rd]

The new Aquateen Hungerforce movie was horrible. Being a fan and frequent watcher of the show this made me mad that they would allow such garbage to be released as a film.

[cyanideBlitz]

the scream movies, wtf where they thinking when they made that crap!

[Pessimism]

^They were thinking they could make some easy money off of chump-ass teenagers.

[Belligerent]

School of Rock...fucking worst!

Seriously tho', is pick of destiny THAT bad? great concept lol

[Vossyrus]

Originally Posted by EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY

Anything by UWE BOLL . ALone in The Dark, House Of THe Dead, BloodRayne. Anything by Lionsgate besides SAW, anything by Anchor Bay and or Asylum entertainment. You guys really need to stop looking at mainstream and youll find the worst movies ever made. Jaws THe Revenge is oscar worthy compared to House Of The Dead. Movie called LIVE FEED thats a japanese grind/gore type film...Hideous. the 70's and 80's are full of horrid films that most peple will never see. Go through Lionsgate low budget films anything not Saw really and youll find some of the absolute worst films ever.

I know a couple people who hate Uwe Boll's films too. I've only seen Bloodrayne, but that movie was rather dull that I stopped watching it half way through (rarely do I do that). I dislike much of Hollywood films, as well as some 'no budget' companies like Brain Damage films...uggh, if only I wanted to watch lame films that look like home movies gone wrong.