Worst Movies You've ever seen - Page 4

Thorns On My Grave · June 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM

The latest Fantastic four was pretty cool... each of the others you listed flopped like you'd never believe

Pђoenix · June 28th, 2007, 09:44 AM

Peter Jackson's Braindead was a piece of shit, I laughed throughout and the crap acting, storyline and especially the "special effects"

Thorns On My Grave · June 28th, 2007, 09:49 AM

That movie was pretty bloody terrible. A movie for Jackson freaks only, but it still sucks

Evil Dead · June 28th, 2007, 11:10 PM

Braindead is awesome, you two must be high! Bad Taste was crappier. But Braindead (Dead Alive) is tits. I don't even understand how two males could not like that movie? Please tell me you enjoyed The Notebook?

Bizza · July 20th, 2007, 11:44 AM

Spidey 3 - Shit. Sandman was boring as fuck and Venom only got 20 mins screen time.

Eragon - 2nd rate LOTRs rip off.

Ghost Rider - Could've been decent but for Cage.

Dr Zephyr · July 25th, 2007, 04:45 PM

As far as I can remember it was Bridge to Terabithia. SERIOUSLY. There's only so much cheese you can put into a movie befores it starts to sucks ass.

Vimana · July 26th, 2007, 01:42 PM

How to irritate people, I watched 10 minutes and turned it off

Titanic = gay boring movie, as exciting as waiting for a crocodile to come out of your toilet

The spongebob squarepants movie, just stupid

Spiderman 3, I agree not enough Venom, too much Emo shit, Eric Foreman should not have been in there let alone become venom. And spiderman jumps in front of an american flag, thats cheesy

I never saw Hulk but I heard it sucked, my friends little brother saw it for his birthday and they left in the middle of it

Epic Movie, I was expecting something funny like Date Movie and the Scary Movies. Epic movie was funny at parts but never funny enough to make you laugh

In Spider Man 3 I would say "thats not how it happened in the comic book" in a dorky voice really loud after pretty much every scene.

MURAI · July 26th, 2007, 09:07 PM

The Last Samurai - I didn't see it but reading the plotline I feel its very likely terrible at best.

A8 · July 31st, 2007, 03:28 PM

Red Sonja

i'm an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan, i've seen all his movies, its just so funny to watch him because he's such a terrible actor (well not in some of his movies but most) Red Sonja is most definetly his worst movie he's done, and possibly the worst movie ever made lol

Plot: the lesbian tyrant Gedren is looking for an almighty talisman that Arnold (Kalidor) has to protect and win back

socialcrawl · July 31st, 2007, 04:36 PM

i'd have to say the movie on showtime called All In which is about a medical student who takes up high stakes poker to pay her way through.....

The Heartbreak Kid · August 1st, 2007, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by highbulletmind

Red Sonja

i'm an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan, i've seen all his movies, its just so funny to watch him because he's such a terrible actor (well not in some of his movies but most) Red Sonja is most definetly his worst movie he's done, and possibly the worst movie ever made lol

Plot: the lesbian tyrant Gedren is looking for an almighty talisman that Arnold (Kalidor) has to protect and win back

I dont think there is such a thing as a bad Arnie movie. He is God.

mothhop · August 5th, 2007, 02:51 PM

this is easily cradle of fear
made of absolute fail, dani filth could never ever ever look scary or intimidating.
he would do much better in 'backdoor private man place' or something to that ilk

SionsBrother · August 11th, 2007, 12:28 AM

I saw The Covenant awhile back, that was the worst piece of crap i've ever seen.

Pђoenix · August 12th, 2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MURAI

The Last Samurai - I didn't see it but reading the plotline I feel its very likely terrible at best.

It really is an incredibly boring film, waste of time watching it imo. But on the other hand, it isn't the worst film I've seen.

ClydeNut · August 13th, 2007, 09:39 AM

Epic Movie was so bad that I wouldn't mind if spoof movies stopped being made, because that piece of garbage ruined the entire genre. It didn't even spoof movies the right way.

Star Wars Episode 2 was utterly boring as hell. I had to sit through that shit twice, and I will never watch a single second of it ever again.

Do I even have to mention son of the mask?

FailingAcension · August 18th, 2007, 10:23 AM

Bells of Innocence with Chruch Norris

I've never laughed so much through a "serious" movie

We bought it as a joke kinda but it exceeded our expectations. The best part is prolly when Chuck shoots fire from his finger.

zoidberg · August 18th, 2007, 01:06 PM

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
and hoodwinked

Matt Wartooth · August 21st, 2007, 05:27 AM

hellboy is the worst film ever. the only cool thing about him is that he is big and strong, but he just uses a gun to fight ppl, so the fact that he is really hench is irrelevant, also the storyline, acting, action, and pretty much every part of the film is done as badly as possible

Patrick Bateman · August 21st, 2007, 06:15 AM

Skinned Deep.

I really cannot stress how much you must avoid this film. I know someone who likes this film, suffice it to say I don't talk to them anymore.

Never watch this film ever! I mean it, don't even watch it to find out if it is as bad as some films you've seen and consider to be horrific. It is a waste of everyone's time.

HardCore666 · August 21st, 2007, 10:02 AM

ok so I've actually never seen this movie but I don't think it even matters because I can only imagine how horrible it would be. When movies like Kangaroo Jack come out I can only think to myself 'what the FUCK are those movie stars thinking by signing on to a movie like that?' Maybe someone could offer me some insight...? oh yeah and sorry if you like this movie..i mean you must be gay but its okay.

Siggi11 · August 22nd, 2007, 08:49 AM

Epic Movie... It is shite. Pure shite. Didn't make me laugh once.

free_@_last · August 22nd, 2007, 12:09 PM

"The Village" has to be the worst movie I have ever seen. M. Night Shamalan really f*cked up there. What was he thinking?

Abhorsen · August 25th, 2007, 06:31 PM

Gotta go with the last three Star Wars films off the top. Horrible dialogue, wooden acting, waaay too much backstory. Three fucking films worth. Ugh.

A8 · August 26th, 2007, 02:23 AM

just saw spidey three
lol he turned into an emo bitch..so funny
wtf was topher grace in it for? it was terrible, but i will never forget the emo and dancing parts

[Anti-Hero] · August 26th, 2007, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt Wartooth

hellboy is the worst film ever. the only cool thing about him is that he is big and strong, but he just uses a gun to fight ppl, so the fact that he is really hench is irrelevant, also the storyline, acting, action, and pretty much every part of the film is done as badly as possible

Hellboy is a classic

Worst movie ever would have to be Wizard in Baghdad, omfg I don't even know why I watched it.

June 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM	#76 (permalink)
Thorns On My Grave I Am Vengeance Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Alameda, California Posts: 1,835	The latest Fantastic four was pretty cool... each of the others you listed flopped like you'd never believe __________________ www.powerlinemag.com News, Reviews, and Interviews! What is this silent grave to those who never sought to find it? What is greatness to the dead?

June 28th, 2007, 09:44 AM	#77 (permalink)
Pђoenix Phagist Phanboy Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 3,059	Peter Jackson's Braindead was a piece of shit, I laughed throughout and the crap acting, storyline and especially the "special effects" __________________ " A life free of guilt exists when the eye fights daylight yet unseen. A book with not a page written means hope yet sometimes to be... " *The Stillborn One*

June 28th, 2007, 09:49 AM	#78 (permalink)
Thorns On My Grave I Am Vengeance Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Alameda, California Posts: 1,835	That movie was pretty bloody terrible. A movie for Jackson freaks only, but it still sucks __________________ www.powerlinemag.com News, Reviews, and Interviews! What is this silent grave to those who never sought to find it? What is greatness to the dead?

June 28th, 2007, 11:10 PM	#79 (permalink)
Evil Dead Hail to the King baby Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Orlando Posts: 1,871	Braindead is awesome, you two must be high! Bad Taste was crappier. But Braindead (Dead Alive) is tits. I don't even understand how two males could not like that movie? Please tell me you enjoyed The Notebook? __________________ It's a trick. Get an axe.

July 20th, 2007, 11:44 AM	#80 (permalink)
Bizza Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Darlington, UK. Posts: 6	Spidey 3 - Shit. Sandman was boring as fuck and Venom only got 20 mins screen time. Eragon - 2nd rate LOTRs rip off. Ghost Rider - Could've been decent but for Cage. Last edited by Bizza : July 20th, 2007 at 11:48 AM.

July 25th, 2007, 04:45 PM	#81 (permalink)
Dr Zephyr Transformers was gay. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wellington, New Zealand. Posts: 28	As far as I can remember it was Bridge to Terabithia. SERIOUSLY. There's only so much cheese you can put into a movie befores it starts to sucks ass. __________________

July 26th, 2007, 01:42 PM	#82 (permalink)
Vimana Vih-mah-nuh or विमान Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 11,216	How to irritate people, I watched 10 minutes and turned it off Titanic = gay boring movie, as exciting as waiting for a crocodile to come out of your toilet The spongebob squarepants movie, just stupid Spiderman 3, I agree not enough Venom, too much Emo shit, Eric Foreman should not have been in there let alone become venom. And spiderman jumps in front of an american flag, thats cheesy I never saw Hulk but I heard it sucked, my friends little brother saw it for his birthday and they left in the middle of it Epic Movie, I was expecting something funny like Date Movie and the Scary Movies. Epic movie was funny at parts but never funny enough to make you laugh In Spider Man 3 I would say "thats not how it happened in the comic book" in a dorky voice really loud after pretty much every scene. Last edited by Vimana : July 26th, 2007 at 01:52 PM.

July 26th, 2007, 09:07 PM	#83 (permalink)
MURAI - Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,790	The Last Samurai - I didn't see it but reading the plotline I feel its very likely terrible at best. __________________

July 31st, 2007, 03:28 PM	#84 (permalink)
A8 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 981	Red Sonja i'm an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan, i've seen all his movies, its just so funny to watch him because he's such a terrible actor (well not in some of his movies but most) Red Sonja is most definetly his worst movie he's done, and possibly the worst movie ever made lol Plot: the lesbian tyrant Gedren is looking for an almighty talisman that Arnold (Kalidor) has to protect and win back

July 31st, 2007, 04:36 PM	#85 (permalink)
socialcrawl Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 8	i'd have to say the movie on showtime called All In which is about a medical student who takes up high stakes poker to pay her way through.....

August 5th, 2007, 02:51 PM	#87 (permalink)
mothhop Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5	this is easily cradle of fear made of absolute fail, dani filth could never ever ever look scary or intimidating. he would do much better in 'backdoor private man place' or something to that ilk

August 11th, 2007, 12:28 AM	#88 (permalink)
SionsBrother KotOR Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 192	I saw The Covenant awhile back, that was the worst piece of crap i've ever seen. __________________

August 13th, 2007, 09:39 AM	#90 (permalink)
ClydeNut Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 20	Epic Movie was so bad that I wouldn't mind if spoof movies stopped being made, because that piece of garbage ruined the entire genre. It didn't even spoof movies the right way. Star Wars Episode 2 was utterly boring as hell. I had to sit through that shit twice, and I will never watch a single second of it ever again. Do I even have to mention son of the mask? __________________

August 18th, 2007, 10:23 AM	#91 (permalink)
FailingAcension Spiffy, eh? Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 4,672	Bells of Innocence with Chruch Norris I've never laughed so much through a "serious" movie We bought it as a joke kinda but it exceeded our expectations. The best part is prolly when Chuck shoots fire from his finger.

August 18th, 2007, 01:06 PM	#92 (permalink)
zoidberg Mallcore Kid Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Most Prestigious Leper Colony in Texas Posts: 1,371	THE INCREDIBLE HULK and hoodwinked __________________ ZoidbergNow with 30% more failure

August 21st, 2007, 05:27 AM	#93 (permalink)
Matt Wartooth Dethklok Fan Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Reading Posts: 14	hellboy is the worst film ever. the only cool thing about him is that he is big and strong, but he just uses a gun to fight ppl, so the fact that he is really hench is irrelevant, also the storyline, acting, action, and pretty much every part of the film is done as badly as possible __________________ "I’d rather die than go to heaven." Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee William Murderface Murderface Murderface Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo Nathan Explosion

August 21st, 2007, 06:15 AM	#94 (permalink)
Patrick Bateman I like to Dissect Girls Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Derby, England Posts: 138	Skinned Deep. I really cannot stress how much you must avoid this film. I know someone who likes this film, suffice it to say I don't talk to them anymore. Never watch this film ever! I mean it, don't even watch it to find out if it is as bad as some films you've seen and consider to be horrific. It is a waste of everyone's time. __________________ You're not terribly important to me.

August 21st, 2007, 10:02 AM	#95 (permalink)
HardCore666 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6	Kangaroo Jack..wtf? ok so I've actually never seen this movie but I don't think it even matters because I can only imagine how horrible it would be. When movies like Kangaroo Jack come out I can only think to myself 'what the FUCK are those movie stars thinking by signing on to a movie like that?' Maybe someone could offer me some insight...? oh yeah and sorry if you like this movie..i mean you must be gay but its okay.

August 22nd, 2007, 08:49 AM	#96 (permalink)
Siggi11 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8	Epic Movie... It is shite. Pure shite. Didn't make me laugh once. __________________ I'm not much for signatures...

August 22nd, 2007, 12:09 PM	#97 (permalink)
free_@_last Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 27	"The Village" has to be the worst movie I have ever seen. M. Night Shamalan really f*cked up there. What was he thinking?

August 25th, 2007, 06:31 PM	#98 (permalink)
Abhorsen Long Distance Voyager Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: a house in the woods Posts: 503	Gotta go with the last three Star Wars films off the top. Horrible dialogue, wooden acting, waaay too much backstory. Three fucking films worth. Ugh. __________________

August 26th, 2007, 02:23 AM	#99 (permalink)
A8 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 981	just saw spidey three lol he turned into an emo bitch..so funny wtf was topher grace in it for? it was terrible, but i will never forget the emo and dancing parts