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[Henrik Main]

Awww, I'm sorry you feel that way, dear. I have given some hints about my un-metalness in the past, though. And, those Globe shoes aren't exactly trendy. At all. Bought 'em three years ago, and wear them because they're hella comfortable. Most of my mates are wearing shoes like these now:

[J.]

haha, I have some shoes like those brown ones, though I rarely where 'em. Mine have real shoe laces instead of those gay non-laces.

[Erik]

Originally Posted by spaffe

i don't look very metal anymore either; shaved my hair off some weeks ago, though i think i'll re-grow it, given i'm not owned by baldness that is

(i'll send you a pic later erik)

WTF, why would you do such a thing?

[Erik]

I have gay shoes like the brown ones too, except black, I had to get them for my sister's recent wedding. Generally I wear Danish army boots though

[Henrik Main]

It's easier to get laid with short hair. Sad, but true.

[Erik]

And it's easier to get loads of money playing pop than metal, what's your fucking point?

[Henrik Main]

If you enjoy getting laid, you might as well cut your hair

[J.]

really? I used to have "long" hair (long for me is bangs that came to my mouth, so shut up) and I always had chicks running their fingers through my hair, and wanting my man-meat.

[Erik]

I enjoy not compromising myself to get laid by brainless bimbos who'd rather look at hair than something which actually matters

Fuck that probably sounded gay, but it's true though. If they don't like long hair, fuck 'em. As in "fuck off"

[Erik]

Yeah well I tend to kind of side with J. here, as long as you're around good women they will like long hair

[Henrik Main]

J: My main goal was to provoke the long-haired fellows on this here board But when it comes to hair, it's quite the other way around here in good ol' Norge, but it shouldn't really matter - have your hair the way you want it, other factors shouldn't be important.