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Black Winter Day · September 14th, 2004, 03:34 PM

Wow. I thought some of you fuckers were more metal. I'm with Erik and Sorath. Long hair = NO COMPROMISE!!!1 I need to pull out the grim leather jacket, Nasheim shirt and go get my pic taken in a field in order to increase the metal-ness here.

NAD · September 14th, 2004, 03:44 PM

I still find it funny that the longhairs on this forum always say stuff like "metal is not about image" but are quick to remind you how gay short hair is.

Henrik Main · September 14th, 2004, 03:46 PM

This sure has made my ego grow into astronomical proportions. Just a quckie, kinda food for thought kinda thingy:

Hey dudes you all go "long hair means no compromise", when all ur doin is followin a trend, metal trend that is, by letting ur hair grow lol. thats almost as trendy as ralph lauren and jpg guys. it wud b even more silly if id let my hair grow just cuz i got into metal no??

RESPECT.

NAD · September 14th, 2004, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik

You can't stand up and bang your head against the stage like you've never done before as if up from the dead 'til you fall on the floor unless you have long hair. Case closed.

I have no choice but to agree with this logic, because it's true. I haven't truly headbanged since I cut my hair some... I dunno, too many years ago.

lurch70 · September 14th, 2004, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Hey dudes you all go "long hair means no compromise", when all ur doin is followin a trend, metal trend that is, by letting ur hair grow lol. thats almost as trendy as ralph lauren and jpg guys. it wud b even more silly if id let my hair grow just cuz i got into metal no??

I am with Kenneth ... err .. I mean Henrikmain on this one.
It is much more metal ... not looking metal.
Wearing the uniform ... is ... just so 80's ... so passe

NAD · September 14th, 2004, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik

Bonus points for recognizing all the song lyrics the above statement is pieced together from

I got Whiplash (had to look it up to confirm though), the "long hair" part I don't know.

Black Winter Day · September 14th, 2004, 04:26 PM

Henrikmain's argument is only used to make shorthairs think that they aren't making compromises. Most metalheads genuinely want long hair but are afraid to not get as many chicks and/or get weird looks. There are a lot more guys with short hair than long hair. Since when is being in a minority following a trend when I genuinely like my long hair more than short hair? Although I agree individuality is not about the length of your hair, but then again I hate trendfags and want to look/be different from everything they are and represent.

Henrik Main · September 14th, 2004, 04:28 PM

I always headbang as a maniac at gigs, even with short hair. I've got one or two upcoming DVD releases to prove that

Useless info about my personal life: Next gig up is Cannibal Corpse, Spawn Of Possession and The Allseeing I, 24.9. Amon Amarth was originally on this tour, but dropped out. Reason unknown.

Tranquillian · September 14th, 2004, 04:29 PM

Reason: the bus was too expensive

ct_thrash · September 14th, 2004, 04:32 PM

long hair gets my swooning

NAD · September 14th, 2004, 04:39 PM

I think my desire for long hair comes from hippy-envy, even though I fall into those other three categories.

Henrik Main · September 14th, 2004, 04:40 PM

Does long pubic hair count?

J. · September 14th, 2004, 04:41 PM

I choose to have short hair simply because it's comfortable on my head. Also, I don't feel I'm making any compromises. I really want short hair.

Trends have nothing to do with being in the minority or majority. Gothic mallrats are in a minority, but it is a trend.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Winter Day

but then again I hate trendfags and want to look/be different from everything they are and represent.

Would this not be considered following a trend?

Black Winter Day · September 14th, 2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik

BTW, the four groups most likely to have long hair are probably:
1) Metalheads
2) Computer geeks
3) Hippies
4) Musicians

Now I'm three out of four, more or less...

EDIT: Cue DIRTY HIPPIE! comment

I'm 3 as well, 2 maybe because I'm not in a band, but I'm a hippie and not quite a computer geek.

Black Winter Day · September 14th, 2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.

Would this not be considered following a trend?

You're a Christian. Aren't you following a trend?

J. · September 14th, 2004, 04:45 PM

way to dodge the question.

But since you ask, no.

Black Winter Day · September 14th, 2004, 04:47 PM

I have long hair:
-- I like it
-- I like headbanging with it
-- It happens to be anti-trend

Since I believe in these things, I'm following a trend.

You believe in Christianity's tenets, but you're not following a trend, even though it is a majority.

NAD · September 14th, 2004, 04:49 PM

How is having long hair an "anti-trend?" This isn't fucking 1960's America anymore.

MajestikMøøse · September 14th, 2004, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik

BTW, the four groups most likely to have long hair are probably:
1) Metalheads
2) Computer geeks
3) Hippies
4) Musicians

Now I'm three out of four, more or less...

yeah, I'm three out of four too. Metalhead/Computer Geek/Musicians rule. \m/

Doomcifer · September 14th, 2004, 04:52 PM

Who fucking cares?

Black Winter Day · September 14th, 2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adrian

How is having long hair an "anti-trend?" This isn't fucking 1960's America anymore.

It's easy to say that when you don't have long hair. Trust me, I see certain prejudices all the time (nothing massive, but still there) that I never noticed when I had short hair. I'm not saying I'm being revolutionary or anything, but...

Maybe it's also because I live in the Conservative Christian Southern America.

NAD · September 14th, 2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Winter Day

Maybe it's also because I live in the Conservative Christian Southern America.

I think that's it, because when I had long hair and wore metal shirts and black clothes all the time, I never got strange looks from anyone.

All I know is this hair thing is pissing me off. It's gay, pointless, and shouldn't be some weird issue in a thread about what we all look like (...).

Anyhow, from this day forth, my butthairs will be longer than ALL OF YOURS PUT TOGETHER.

J. · September 14th, 2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik

Dreamlörd: Read his NP text.

Yeah. Didn't see that till after I posted.

Hell Mike · September 14th, 2004, 06:04 PM

If I go to the local pub on a friday night I am one hundred percent certain I would get my ass kicked. Luckily I don't feel any desire to go there because it sucks. I'm fucking tired and in pain and I think we should gas all short-haired people fuck off

Doomcifer · September 14th, 2004, 07:32 PM

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September 14th, 2004, 03:34 PM	#76 (permalink)
Black Winter Day #1 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Nordland (of Carolina) Posts: 8,190	Wow. I thought some of you fuckers were more metal. I'm with Erik and Sorath. Long hair = NO COMPROMISE!!!1 I need to pull out the grim leather jacket, Nasheim shirt and go get my pic taken in a field in order to increase the metal-ness here.

September 14th, 2004, 04:26 PM	#82 (permalink)
Black Winter Day #1 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Nordland (of Carolina) Posts: 8,190	Henrikmain's argument is only used to make shorthairs think that they aren't making compromises. Most metalheads genuinely want long hair but are afraid to not get as many chicks and/or get weird looks. There are a lot more guys with short hair than long hair. Since when is being in a minority following a trend when I genuinely like my long hair more than short hair? Although I agree individuality is not about the length of your hair, but then again I hate trendfags and want to look/be different from everything they are and represent.

September 14th, 2004, 04:45 PM	#91 (permalink)
J. Anti-Funderground Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Woodlands Posts: 22,421	way to dodge the question. But since you ask, no.

September 14th, 2004, 04:47 PM	#92 (permalink)
Black Winter Day #1 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Nordland (of Carolina) Posts: 8,190	I have long hair: -- I like it -- I like headbanging with it -- It happens to be anti-trend Since I believe in these things, I'm following a trend. You believe in Christianity's tenets, but you're not following a trend, even though it is a majority.