ARRRRRRRRRRGH FUCKING TELEMARKETERS - Page 2

Nico · March 19th, 2006, 05:54 AM

That was almost a year ago. No-one hijacked your account. Chill...

man as robot · March 19th, 2006, 05:57 AM

UPDATE... Im still drunk from st pattys... Took me some time, but I figured that out.

Night Mare · March 19th, 2006, 09:06 AM

Welcome back.
Drunk is good.

Chromatose · March 19th, 2006, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by man as robot

Yeah, you pieces of shit. I couldn't live without you all for long. I'd first off like to apologize for the random shit I got into with doomcifer (god knows what was going on with myself at the time.) I'm sure I was in the wrong. Otherwise, I hope you'll take me back as well as you took my spamming in the past. I'll let you know though, I'm a telemarketer now

If you think we want to call you, we don't. I spend 48 hours a week busting my ass to get you people to donate $12 an hour, if you don't, good for you. It's a fucking scam anyways. ASK THEM TO TAKE YOU OFF THE LIST OR PUT YOU ON THE "DO NOT CALL" LIST. Even if its a charity, they have to follow that, otherwise it's a lawsuit in the making.

. I can answer any questions you have concerning the faggotry.

Hello everyone. You knew I'd be back. I'm just that gay.

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist posting in a telemarketing thread if you ever saw one

dorian gray · March 19th, 2006, 02:39 PM

is man as robot the guy who started a thread about how and why he was leaving or was that birkenau?

MajestikMøøse · March 19th, 2006, 03:19 PM

it's true. I've quit the Nevermore board twice but I keep coming back to whup n00bs.

Nico · March 19th, 2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik

moral of the story: never post "i'm quitting the internet FOREVER!" threads, they will turn on yo ass and bite you

I said "probably" in mine, so there's my loophole.

Claws of Perdition · March 19th, 2006, 06:29 PM

When i was living at home we used to get a heap of calls (well i assume mum and dad still do haha)

I got one when i was about 15 from some wine society offering me a membership, I ran with it a bit. When they asked "do you enjoy a nice glass of wine sir?" I replied "on the odd occasion but considering im only 15 it is somewhat illegal and you could probably get arrested for signing me up" they stammered for a bit and asked if my parents were home i laughed and hung up.

We also got them all the time from Inida wanting to change our phone plan, mum never had the heart to just hang up, so i would snap the phone cable from the wall as i walked past.

We havent had any at my new place, lucky you bastards dont have my phone number or i would be screwed from that previous statement.

Night Mare · March 19th, 2006, 06:41 PM

Do any of you "bastards" want his phone number...?

Claws of Perdition · March 19th, 2006, 06:43 PM

Im going to mailbomb you

General Zod · March 20th, 2006, 07:43 AM

If I'm bored, I love telemarketers. There's so many options. My two favorite are taking a piss or cranking porn through my stereo, while I chat with them.

Zod

March 19th, 2006, 05:54 AM	#26 (permalink)
Nico Onward! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brisso Posts: 7,695	That was almost a year ago. No-one hijacked your account. Chill... __________________ Shrapnel

March 19th, 2006, 05:57 AM	#27 (permalink)
man as robot Hates Vikings Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,651	UPDATE... Im still drunk from st pattys... Took me some time, but I figured that out. __________________ Perpetual multiplier Procreating bastard Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer? Ever been forced into a vasectomy by and axe wielding homovore? Do you know the word pain? You will when the mallet falls Again and again and again and again

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Night Mare Picket Fence Wings Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,108	Welcome back. Drunk is good. __________________

March 19th, 2006, 06:29 PM	#33 (permalink)
Claws of Perdition Wipes sitting down Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia, not Austria Posts: 2,458	When i was living at home we used to get a heap of calls (well i assume mum and dad still do haha) I got one when i was about 15 from some wine society offering me a membership, I ran with it a bit. When they asked "do you enjoy a nice glass of wine sir?" I replied "on the odd occasion but considering im only 15 it is somewhat illegal and you could probably get arrested for signing me up" they stammered for a bit and asked if my parents were home i laughed and hung up. We also got them all the time from Inida wanting to change our phone plan, mum never had the heart to just hang up, so i would snap the phone cable from the wall as i walked past. We havent had any at my new place, lucky you bastards dont have my phone number or i would be screwed from that previous statement. __________________ That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk Audioscrobbler

March 19th, 2006, 06:41 PM	#34 (permalink)
Night Mare Picket Fence Wings Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,108	Do any of you "bastards" want his phone number...? __________________

March 19th, 2006, 06:43 PM	#35 (permalink)
Claws of Perdition Wipes sitting down Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia, not Austria Posts: 2,458	Im going to mailbomb you __________________ That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk Audioscrobbler

March 20th, 2006, 07:43 AM	#36 (permalink)
General Zod Ruler of Australia Join Date: May 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,202	If I'm bored, I love telemarketers. There's so many options. My two favorite are taking a piss or cranking porn through my stereo, while I chat with them. Zod __________________ "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer gods than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” Stephen F. Roberts