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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Guy gets fucked by horse and Dies. Video at 11

http://members.thegeekgroup.org/~slu...rs/mrhands.mpg

Info from Joe Rogan's website

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The guy gets fucking skewered on this gigantic 3-foot long horse cock, and then bleeds to death before they can get him to the hospital. Well, I guess the police do some investigating, probably trying to figure out why there was fur and hay attached to all the blood on this dude’s ass, and they eventually trace everything back to this farm where they find hundreds of videos of guy’s getting fucked by horses, including the dead guy.
Apparently he had gotten fucked by horses many times and never had a problem. It was just this one last pushy horse that did him in. See, I guess the key to safely getting fucked in the ass by a horse, is that you can’t let the horse stick it all the way in.
You can see in the video where this guy’s friend is guiding the horse’s cock into his ass, and tries to hold the middle of it with his fist to stop it from going in too deep, sort of like how chicks do when they’re giving head to keep from gagging.
Shockingly, this giant horse cock goes into this dude’s butt hole with no resistance whatsoever.
Obviously, this wasn’t his first rodeo. (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself there)
The horse allows the guy to hold his full thrust back for exactly 3 seconds, and then just takes over and lunges into this guys ass, balls deep.

It is EASILY the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen in my fucking life.
You see this fucking enormous horse cock, and then you see the size of this dude’s body, then you see the enormous horse cock disappear in this dude’s ass, and then you do the math.
There’s just no fucking way everything is going to be OK.
The guy makes a groan that can only be described as a combination of the sounds that you would make if you were taking a massive shit, while at the same time getting kicked in the balls, and punched in the throat.
The best part about it is that his friend asks him several times “Too much?”
Ummm… what the fuck do you think?
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i don't even want to click that link.
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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um.

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i'm trying to convince myself to watch this, but i'm not sure i can.
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i don't even want to click that link.
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I won't, reading is enough to make me sick.
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I just read an article yesterday about the farm where people would make appointments on the internet and go get plowed by a horse, or do a pig, or whatever.

That guy dying made the authorities look into it and found out there was a huge beastiality operation going on.

or it could be somebody else completely doing the same thing, maybe horse cock death is rampant.
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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um.

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i'm trying to convince myself to watch this, but i'm not sure i can.

don't. just don't.

The story itself is horrid enough.
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! I havent even watched the video yet and this is fucking hilarious!!
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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maybe horse cock death is rampant.
hahahaha

i dunno. there is one thing i like to fuck. human pussy, of the female variety, aged anywhere from 16 to 35 years. failing that, my hand is an alright substitute. pretty much anything else is like ummm, not desirable.
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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there is one thing i like to fuck. human pussy, of the female variety,

Any other variety and I'd be afraid.
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yeah, animals are for being pets or food, not for being fuck buddies.
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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Beyond the obvious (what the fuck was Stallion Biy thinking), there's something else that's perplexing. HBO's Real Sports did a special on the horse that has the highest stud fee in the world. He gets $500,000 everytime he has sex (on average of 6 times a day). However, it only takes the horse 15 seconds to finish the act. So, clearly, these horse-fuckers couldn't have been getting off on this experience. So, were they only doing it for the "been there, done that", just so they could brag to their friends?

People are truly fucked in the head.

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Old October 20th, 2005, 04:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I once seen a video of two hillbilly chicks blowing a horse. The bunking bronco was oozing like a geyser for 10 minutes.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005


Trespassing charged in horse-sex case


An Enumclaw-area man who authorities say helped run a farm where people had sex with animals — and where a Seattle man died doing so with a horse — was charged with a misdemeanor yesterday.

Police began investigating James Tait, 54, and another man who lived at the rural Southeast King County farm after the Seattle man died of injuries suffered during intercourse with a horse in the summer, Enumclaw police said.

The criminal-trespassing charge stems from a July 2 bestiality session involving Tait, the 45-year-old Seattle man and a horse in a neighbor's barn, charging papers say. According to the King County Medical Examiner's Office, the Seattle man died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon.

Attempts to contact Tait yesterday were unsuccessful.

King County prosecutors say it's the most-severe charge they could file; Washington is one of more than a dozen states that does not outlaw bestiality.

"There is no evidence of injury to the animal to support animal-cruelty charges," said Dan Satterberg, the county prosecutor's chief of staff. "This is the only crime we can charge."

When interviewed by The Seattle Times July 15, the horse's owners said they had known their neighbors for years. The couple, who asked to have their names withheld to protect their privacy, said they were shocked when police showed them a home video of the July 2 incident that investigators seized from their neighbor's home. The couple identified their barn and their horse.

According to the King County Sheriff's Office, which also investigated, the farm was known in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people who want to have sex with livestock. Authorities didn't learn about the farm until July 2, when a man drove to Enumclaw Community Hospital seeking medical assistance for a companion. Medics wheeled the Seattle man into an examination room and realized he was dead. When hospital workers looked for the man who had dropped him off, he was gone, Enumclaw police said.

Using the dead man's driver's license to track down relatives and acquaintances, investigators were led to the Enumclaw farm.

Because the other man who lived at the farm wasn't there the night the Seattle man died, he wasn't charged with trespassing, Satterberg said. Tait will be arraigned Oct. 27; he faces up to a year in jail and a $5,000 fine if convicted.




The Seattle man isn't being identified because his family asked that his name not be released.

The man's brother said he understands that prosecutors can't file a felony charge but remains disappointed that Tait wouldn't face more than a year behind bars.

In the wake of the man's death, State Sen. Pam Roach, R-Auburn, has said she plans to draft legislation making bestiality illegal in Washington.
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Beyond the obvious (what the fuck was Stallion Biy thinking), there's something else that's perplexing. HBO's Real Sports did a special on the horse that has the highest stud fee in the world. He gets $500,000 everytime he has sex (on average of 6 times a day). However, it only takes the horse 15 seconds to finish the act. So, clearly, these horse-fuckers couldn't have been getting off on this experience. So, were they only doing it for the "been there, done that", just so they could brag to their friends?

People are truly fucked in the head.

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WTF!?! I have so many questions. HBO REAL SPORTS did a segment on this shit?!?! LMFAO! Real Sports presents Getting Fucked Like A Stallion, up Next!

Also, I guess these weirdos are rich?! Who's making out on this deal? The fucked? The fucker, aka Horse?? The Horse' owner??? ALL!?!???
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from what i understand, pigs have 30 minute orgasms. i'm not sure if that's true though, i've never been able to manually stimulate one for more than about 5 minutes at a time.
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hahahaha

i dunno. there is one thing i like to fuck. human pussy, of the female variety, aged anywhere from 16 to 35 years. failing that, my hand is an alright substitute. pretty much anything else is like ummm, not desirable.


you sure about that?
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I wanna be re-incarnated as a pig...


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you sure about that?
That is one HAWT piece of rubber!

I'd hit it.
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so what is this dude's family gonna put on his tombstone?
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OMG im so excited to watch this, i didn't hesitate at all to click the link.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

that video is so disturbing.
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hahaha!
reminds me of the urban legend that the nazis tried to impregnate jewish women with the sperm of german shepherds. i'd actually like to see the outcome of that.
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