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lurch70 · January 25th, 2007, 07:46 PM

hahah ... yes, that is him. Self confessed germophobe, noticed he never gets too close to anyone on the show.

Krigloch the Furious · January 25th, 2007, 11:11 PM

spiders are fucking assholes! one got away, one was killed. im scared... hold me

E-bortion · January 26th, 2007, 02:15 AM

The new Jesu sucks thanks to assheads vocals being completely terrible.

Doom · January 26th, 2007, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by man as robot

The new Jesu sucks thanks to assheads vocals being completely terrible.

Thanatopsis123 · January 26th, 2007, 08:17 AM

I disagree.

Doom · January 26th, 2007, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatopsis123

I disagree.

I should hear it...

spaffe · January 26th, 2007, 12:31 PM

I really wonder what will become of me after this semester is over. The dorm I'm currently in is filled with americans so I'm basically speaking english non stop, and on top of that I'm studying german for several hours each day, so sometimes things get really confused. Switching between two languages of which neither is my native one makes my brain studder. And what's more, with all this american english flying around I'll probably end up speaking german with an american accent

lurch70 · January 26th, 2007, 02:34 PM

like David Hasselhof?

Claws of Perdition · January 26th, 2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dorian gray

A show of hands: who has seen the new VW GTi commercial with Karl Hungus?
"represent! Deutschland!"

LOL i think there is about three of them, great ads even better car. even if lurch doesnt think so

Caelum Adustum · January 26th, 2007, 04:34 PM

I shaved my beard this morning...very, very...very bad idea.

Claws of Perdition · January 26th, 2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caelum Adustum

I shaved my beard this morning...very, very...very bad idea.

HAWT! pics?

Caelum Adustum · January 26th, 2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claws of Perdition

HAWT! pics?

Bah.

Imagine a very ugly 15 year old girl with a thick brow from the 60s

It was aboot 3 and a half inches long...a record for my family.

circus_brimstone · January 26th, 2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caelum Adustum

It was aboot 3 and a half inches long...a record for my family.

Are you sure you aren't referring to something else here?

Reign in Acai · January 26th, 2007, 05:10 PM

A pubic mullet?

Caelum Adustum · January 26th, 2007, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by circus_brimstone

Are you sure you aren't referring to something else here?

Hahahaha, no. That's a good 1 3/4

Reign in Acai · January 27th, 2007, 01:13 PM

Which U.S city has the fewest amount of Negars? After some brief research I found that Green Bay Wisconsin only has 1.3% of the total populace dangling from trees.

Can anybody find me a city that is decent enough to move to with a lower concentration? Portland is by far the nicest city thus far with 6%.

But then again St. Paul only with a 6% negar populace has the foulest breed I have ever seen.

Best find, get's a free gift ceritifcate to Roscoe's Chicken n Waffles in Pasadena California.

Demilich · January 27th, 2007, 01:16 PM

What'd you think of the African Canadians up in this neck of the woods? All the ones I meet are very kind, respectable and decent people from what I can tell!

Krigloch the Furious · January 27th, 2007, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reign in Acai

dangling from trees.

this made me laugh out loud. lol if you will

Reign in Acai · January 27th, 2007, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demilich

What'd you think of the African Canadians up in this neck of the woods? All the ones I meet are very kind, respectable and decent people from what I can tell!

Dude. I flipped one Negar off who kept on honking, aswell as directing rude mannerisms made with his banana openers towards me outside of the Eaton Centre. This disgusting baboon gets upset at me because I gave an entire platoon of pedestrians the right of way at a stop sign, as opposed to shoving my car out over the slippery sleet like a jackass. Oh fuck was I infuriated!!! After literally 2 minutes of waiting for pedestrians to pass, I turn right and lock eyes with the filthy lemur as he passes me to the left. I shouted an obscenity or two out the window as he drove back towards the Canadian wheat fields to carry on with his daily work of hulling and threshing!

Oh shit I just remembered an embarrassing situation with a coon outside of the Eaton Centre...

This one darkie was passing out booklets on Yonge St. I being the kind hearted paragon of virtue that I am, felt sorry for the bloke and grabbed one .

Darkie: Would you care to make a donation?
Me: Oh do these booklets require a donation?
Darkie: Yes, would you care to contribute?
Me: Sorry I have no cash on my person.

(This is the moment I look down and notice that the brochure is a 60 page newsletter celebrating Black History Month)

Krigloch the Furious · January 27th, 2007, 01:35 PM

god dammit dude!

banana openers!

Demilich · January 27th, 2007, 01:36 PM

This is reminding me of other stories of black people near the Eaton Centre now!

One time, there was this one black guy, really pissed off about something, standing in the middle of Queen St. on the south side of the Eaton Centre, waving his arms and yelling his head off about all kinds of shit. We were buying hot dogs from some street vendor and just stood there watching all this transpire. People in cars were honking, getting out and going up to confront the guy, try to offer him money or other forms of persuasion, but to no avail. The guy just wasn't going anywhere. In the end the cops showed up... I'm sure they took him somewhere!

dorian gray · January 27th, 2007, 07:22 PM

*runs from the internet*

Trylakos · January 27th, 2007, 10:12 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../nvirgin27.xml

magical

Impudent · January 28th, 2007, 01:29 AM

Wow, that is really funny and really sad at the same time.

Claws of Perdition · January 28th, 2007, 02:29 AM

Hope he poked her in the pooper.

January 25th, 2007, 11:11 PM	#5577 (permalink)
Krigloch the Furious 18th level asshole Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Springfield, IL Posts: 29,279	spiders are fucking assholes! one got away, one was killed. im scared... hold me __________________ Last.fm my cd list @Krigloch twitter that shit!

January 26th, 2007, 02:15 AM	#5578 (permalink)
E-bortion Omae wa mo shindeiru Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,521	The new Jesu sucks thanks to assheads vocals being completely terrible. __________________

January 26th, 2007, 08:17 AM	#5580 (permalink)
Thanatopsis123 白鬼 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 日本 Posts: 7,017	I disagree. __________________ "It’s a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute, kippleization.” - J.R. Isidore

January 26th, 2007, 12:31 PM	#5582 (permalink)
spaffe Geisterglut Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sverige Posts: 5,164	I really wonder what will become of me after this semester is over. The dorm I'm currently in is filled with americans so I'm basically speaking english non stop, and on top of that I'm studying german for several hours each day, so sometimes things get really confused. Switching between two languages of which neither is my native one makes my brain studder. And what's more, with all this american english flying around I'll probably end up speaking german with an american accent __________________ Jag är en vilsen röst från våta slätter, där jordens andar gny i vilda nätter, och jag är rusig av allt vin som ångar, då jorden öppnar sina källargångar. Töm jordens dryck! Den är av dagg som dryper från månens fullhorn och i mörkret kryper och samlar kraft ur lökar och ur rötter på långa vägar under mänskans fötter, tills den slår upp i markens alla skålar sin brygd av luft och mull, av natt och strålar, där tusen drogers heta filtron ångar. Töm jordens dryck i dina ådrors gångar!

January 26th, 2007, 05:10 PM	#5589 (permalink)
Reign in Acai Gnats before thy gums Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kneel Before the Altar of Ali Posts: 16,810	A pubic mullet? __________________ A star has risen on northern skies And on that star we'll be crucified

January 25th, 2007, 07:46 PM	#5576 (permalink)
lurch70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 24,629	hahah ... yes, that is him. Self confessed germophobe, noticed he never gets too close to anyone on the show.

January 26th, 2007, 02:34 PM	#5583 (permalink)
lurch70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 24,629	like David Hasselhof?

January 26th, 2007, 04:34 PM	#5585 (permalink)
Caelum Adustum Call me Ishmael Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Belgium Posts: 1,565	I shaved my beard this morning...very, very...very bad idea.

January 27th, 2007, 01:13 PM	#5591 (permalink)
Reign in Acai Gnats before thy gums Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kneel Before the Altar of Ali Posts: 16,810	Which U.S city has the fewest amount of Negars? After some brief research I found that Green Bay Wisconsin only has 1.3% of the total populace dangling from trees. Can anybody find me a city that is decent enough to move to with a lower concentration? Portland is by far the nicest city thus far with 6%. But then again St. Paul only with a 6% negar populace has the foulest breed I have ever seen. Best find, get's a free gift ceritifcate to Roscoe's Chicken n Waffles in Pasadena California. __________________ A star has risen on northern skies And on that star we'll be crucified

January 27th, 2007, 01:16 PM	#5592 (permalink)
Demilich Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 13,347	What'd you think of the African Canadians up in this neck of the woods? All the ones I meet are very kind, respectable and decent people from what I can tell!

January 27th, 2007, 01:35 PM	#5595 (permalink)
Krigloch the Furious 18th level asshole Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Springfield, IL Posts: 29,279	god dammit dude! banana openers! __________________ Last.fm my cd list @Krigloch twitter that shit!

January 27th, 2007, 01:36 PM	#5596 (permalink)
Demilich Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 13,347	This is reminding me of other stories of black people near the Eaton Centre now! One time, there was this one black guy, really pissed off about something, standing in the middle of Queen St. on the south side of the Eaton Centre, waving his arms and yelling his head off about all kinds of shit. We were buying hot dogs from some street vendor and just stood there watching all this transpire. People in cars were honking, getting out and going up to confront the guy, try to offer him money or other forms of persuasion, but to no avail. The guy just wasn't going anywhere. In the end the cops showed up... I'm sure they took him somewhere!

January 27th, 2007, 10:12 PM	#5598 (permalink)
Trylakos gimme my key bitch! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Newfoundland,Canada Posts: 1,973	http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../nvirgin27.xml magical __________________ "Imagine if Superman was black" "He would be stronger because black absorbs more light, and he gets his power from the sun"

January 28th, 2007, 01:29 AM	#5599 (permalink)
Impudent I Turned Into a Martian Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,367	Wow, that is really funny and really sad at the same time. __________________

January 28th, 2007, 02:29 AM	#5600 (permalink)
Claws of Perdition Wipes sitting down Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia, not Austria Posts: 2,468	Hope he poked her in the pooper. __________________ That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk Audioscrobbler

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