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Join Date: May 2005
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Hahaha
Is that Erik?
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Shadynasty's
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HAHAHAHAHAHA what the shit!?!
that was awesome!
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Berlin
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I think we got another one, I gotta look...
or sum... http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/899713 http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/899705 http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/899720 Drunk makes these 10 times more funny. Like fall off the chair and run to the bathroom cause you gotta piss funny. edit:you're the dude cause you're the cooler one. or somethishitz. |
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Join Date: May 2005
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: 日本
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I drove to a train station today, pulled up to the parking lot and the fucking arm didn't raise to let me in. The machine you're supposed to take your ticket from was spouting some shit in Japanese I couldn't understand so I had to back up out of there after sitting there looking like a confused idiot for a minute. I felt a lot better, however, when I passed by there later and saw some Japs doing the same fucking thing I did.
Tomorrow I'm going to a restaurant owned by the yakuza. I'd heard rumors about the yakuza in my town but they seemed to be nothing but hearsay. I have a new student, however, who is a journalist and she confirmed that a major yakuza branch is headquarted in my town. It's apparently quite famous. She sometimes is assigned to take pictures of them, their main office, and the police that go there. The interesting thing is that the yakuza also take pictures of her.
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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At least they don't attach her nipples to car batteries. Yet.
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Join Date: May 2005
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I read that as "At least they don't attach nipples to her car battery. Yet."
Which is hilarious if you imagine someone attaching sliced off nipples to her car battery, while it's still in the car.
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I'm fucking sick of not being able to watch Steelers games.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Lost In Necropolis
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http://www.softpedia.com/get/Interne.../SopCast.shtml
install that and then select the game from http://streamednfl.blogspot.com/ using the sopcast link for the game. |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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I love you.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Nigger Sox lost, Yankees won.
SUCK ME
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ugh
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![]() I'll die laughing if the Yankees win the division.
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no matter, we'll take 'em out in the playoffs.
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i have gained 15 fucking pounds this week.
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Join Date: May 2005
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I lost about 13 pounds in a week and a half, and I have no idea how.
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