The (Un)official write anything you want page - Page 387

Dodens Grav · December 14th, 2007, 02:32 PM

1) This is a literary theory class, which is required for my major.
2) I have to write a paper analyzing a brief piece of some sort; my teacher suggested an advertisement, which I think is retarded.
3) Short stories are too long, and I've analyzed poems on numerous occasions for classes. I've never formally examined a song's lyrics before.
4) This particular song, it's lyrics, and its circumstances, have always interested me. This is not a "Metal" paper at all.

Ars Magna · December 14th, 2007, 03:09 PM

I didn't get a beer because I'm tired as hell (hungover) and had to go back to work. I never would have been able to stay awake. My wife is also going to happy hour tonight so it will be just me and the kids. Being tired as shit with those little savages is rough so I opted to skip the beer.

Krigloch the Furious · December 14th, 2007, 05:43 PM

my desk looks like Dennis Nedrys

Susperia · December 14th, 2007, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necuratul

I've never formally examined a song's lyrics before.

I did that in high school...........But good luck to you! It's a fun thing to write about.

edit: I did an entire album though. Danzig's "How the Gods Kill"

Nico · December 14th, 2007, 06:33 PM

Lunchtime beers are a way of life.

KILL TULLY · December 15th, 2007, 01:11 PM

I had a hearing test yesterday, I lost 10db of hearing since I've been in DA KORPZ. I have no idea if that's a lot or a little but apparently 10-25db a year is normal for the infantry. We had a chuckle at the fact it is 'normal' for us to just loose fucking hearing.

Sheesh.

Krigloch the Furious · December 15th, 2007, 01:20 PM

damn, that really sucks

Guthrum · December 15th, 2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILL TULLY

I had a hearing test yesterday, I lost 10db of hearing since I've been in DA KORPZ. I have no idea if that's a lot or a little but apparently 10-25db a year is normal for the infantry. We had a chuckle at the fact it is 'normal' for us to just loose fucking hearing.

Sheesh.

I wonder how much you lose in artillery.

Chromatose · December 15th, 2007, 01:25 PM

I just noticed that on the local broadcast stations, one is playing the movie Taxi Driver, and the other is playing the movie Taxi, how odd!

DeNiro > Queen Latifah

dorian gray · December 15th, 2007, 01:29 PM

Everything > Queeen Latifah

lurch70 · December 15th, 2007, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILL TULLY

I had a hearing test yesterday, I lost 10db of hearing since I've been in DA KORPZ. I have no idea if that's a lot or a little but apparently 10-25db a year is normal for the infantry. We had a chuckle at the fact it is 'normal' for us to just loose fucking hearing.

Sheesh.

so i saw a dude today walking with his apparent wife/gf as she was pushing a baby in a stroller, except the dude was dressed in full army fatigues like he was in Iraq.
now i've seen this before, but since I have a live killing machine on the board to ask, why do military people feel the need to dress for action on American streets?

KILL TULLY · December 15th, 2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lurch70

so i saw a dude today walking with his apparent wife/gf as she was pushing a baby in a stroller, except the dude was dressed in full army fatigues like he was in Iraq.
now i've seen this before, but since I have a live killing machine on the board to ask, why do military people feel the need to dress for action on American streets?

Ugh that is a distinctly Army thing. We as Marines are not allowed to wear our work clothing off base, for any reason at all. It used to be you could stop for gas on the way home, but recently that has been canked even. So, you will never see a Marine doing something like that. I would go insane if everytime I went into town I saw people in cammies walking around, yeesh. Usually it's a an overly-motivated Soldier, somone fresh out of Army basic training, or a tampon (reservist).

cthulufhtagn · December 15th, 2007, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guthrum

I wonder how much you lose in artillery.

ironically less maybe? i would assume they would be careful about hearing protection...then again...

Carabeu · December 15th, 2007, 08:16 PM

Yeah it was probably someone in the Army Reserves that just got done with their monthly training or something, or just a wacko. I saw two teenage kids walking home from school the other day completely decked out in camo. At first I thought maybe they were in ROTC, but they had long hair. GHEY.

Det Som Engang Var · December 15th, 2007, 08:57 PM

Is it ok if I just wear camo pants?

Carabeu · December 15th, 2007, 08:59 PM

Yes. But if you ever wear camo pants, camo jacket, shit brown undershirt, and combat boots all at once & just for the hell of it, I'll come down there and destroy ye

Det Som Engang Var · December 15th, 2007, 09:00 PM

Hehe I wouldn't do that. I just bought some the other week cause I got tired of wearing jeans everyday.

Evil? · December 15th, 2007, 09:40 PM

Well, that Armenian, pole-smoking, shit stain, dave is back in GMD. Jerry, keep your eyes peeled.

Mr_Haze · December 15th, 2007, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomcifer

Roto Blues has got to be one of the heaviest songs I have ever heard in my life.

I tried but I couldn't really get into Viaje a 800.

dorian gray · December 15th, 2007, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lurch70

so i saw a dude today walking with his apparent wife/gf as she was pushing a baby in a stroller, except the dude was dressed in full army fatigues like he was in Iraq.
now i've seen this before, but since I have a live killing machine on the board to ask, why do military people feel the need to dress for action on American streets?

Carabeu · December 16th, 2007, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ct_thrash

My left boob hurts and the nipple itches. Visually nothing seems out of the oridinary, and there are no lumps. But now I'm going to worry about Inflammatory Breast Cancer

Oh and I shant post pics.

The nipple itch did stop and my other boob began to hurt equally (tis the time of the month when they swell and get sore).

But, a couple of days ago I noticed a little red spot on my left boob, which I figured was probably just a broken capillary due to all the poking and prodding which had been done. For some reason I felt compelled to put a band-aid over it, which I had to remove a short time later because it felt uncomfortable.

Now, the spot is a faint shade of purple and almost gone, but I've got a fucking itchy band-aid shaped rash around it. I'm only allergic to band-aids on my torso, apparently. When will this boob madness ever end

Demilich · December 16th, 2007, 12:18 AM

You're making me glad I'm (probably) not a woman

Carabeu · December 16th, 2007, 12:19 AM

"probably"

Thanatopsis123 · December 16th, 2007, 12:27 AM

I'll be in China almost exactly 24 hours from now. I'm excited but holy shit I hate airports and Beijing will be cold as fuck.

Oh well. At least I just got a new memory card for my camera so I can take a shitload of pictures and/or video.

Guthrum · December 16th, 2007, 12:41 AM

Don't die. Stay safe.

December 14th, 2007, 02:32 PM	#9651 (permalink)
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Ars Magna Ars Magna Recordings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: United States Posts: 2,594	I didn't get a beer because I'm tired as hell (hungover) and had to go back to work. I never would have been able to stay awake. My wife is also going to happy hour tonight so it will be just me and the kids. Being tired as shit with those little savages is rough so I opted to skip the beer. __________________ www.arsmagnarecordings.com www.myspace.com/arsmagna www.facebook.com/arsmagna

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December 15th, 2007, 01:11 PM	#9656 (permalink)
KILL TULLY . Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,586	I had a hearing test yesterday, I lost 10db of hearing since I've been in DA KORPZ. I have no idea if that's a lot or a little but apparently 10-25db a year is normal for the infantry. We had a chuckle at the fact it is 'normal' for us to just loose fucking hearing. Sheesh.

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Chromatose tofurky warlock Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 20,888	I just noticed that on the local broadcast stations, one is playing the movie Taxi Driver, and the other is playing the movie Taxi, how odd! DeNiro > Queen Latifah

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Carabeu Part Two Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tejas Posts: 23,587	Yeah it was probably someone in the Army Reserves that just got done with their monthly training or something, or just a wacko. I saw two teenage kids walking home from school the other day completely decked out in camo. At first I thought maybe they were in ROTC, but they had long hair. GHEY. __________________ Originally Posted by lizard: "...but if toilets were actually jack in the boxes, a clown would be thrust violently upward into your colon."

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Carabeu Part Two Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tejas Posts: 23,587	Yes. But if you ever wear camo pants, camo jacket, shit brown undershirt, and combat boots all at once & just for the hell of it, I'll come down there and destroy ye __________________ Originally Posted by lizard: "...but if toilets were actually jack in the boxes, a clown would be thrust violently upward into your colon."

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Evil? omghaxlol!1 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 6,228	Well, that Armenian, pole-smoking, shit stain, dave is back in GMD. Jerry, keep your eyes peeled.

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Demilich Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 13,350	You're making me glad I'm (probably) not a woman

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Carabeu Part Two Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tejas Posts: 23,587	"probably" __________________ Originally Posted by lizard: "...but if toilets were actually jack in the boxes, a clown would be thrust violently upward into your colon."

December 16th, 2007, 12:27 AM	#9674 (permalink)
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