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Old January 12th, 2008, 12:49 AM   #10551 (permalink)
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GOOD LORD MY FARTS ALL OF THE SUDDEN RRREEEAAAAKKK!!

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That usually means a monster of a shit is on the way. Prepare yourself.
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They are wet sounding and huge. the word delicious comes to mind.
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Old January 12th, 2008, 12:50 AM   #10552 (permalink)
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Old January 12th, 2008, 01:04 AM   #10553 (permalink)
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We have been told there is a 65% casualty projection for my company, so, naturally, I am getting drunk.
If you become undead, does the statistic change?
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Old January 12th, 2008, 05:20 AM   #10554 (permalink)
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its 5:20 i just got home..wtf am i doing up..fuck
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Old January 12th, 2008, 05:37 AM   #10555 (permalink)
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I promptly have ever since refused to give money to any bum that doesn't perform in some way.


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I once gave 18 bucks to a lady who was lounging on the sidewalk with her two tots. Bitch could've been a hippie instead of a transient, as when I passed her the cabbage, she didn't seem all that appreciative.
In Xi'an they send their little children after you to do the begging. I'm talking like 3-5 years old. I felt horrible not giving them anything but when I go to large areas I usually give every bum I see money for a while until I realize I'll go broke if I continue. When I went to Paris I gave so much fucking money in the few days I was there.

There was one bum on the Great Wall singing something even my tour guide couldn't comprehend because he seemed to be crazy or blitzed out of his mind. I gave him like 20 yuan and he suddenly sat straight up and said in English "Do you have anymore?"
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Old January 12th, 2008, 05:38 AM   #10556 (permalink)
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NEMTHEANGA IS GOD!!!!!!
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Old January 12th, 2008, 11:46 AM   #10557 (permalink)
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Ah the wonders of the internet. Amazingly (or perhaps creepily) I was able to recently remember the name of the first girl I ever had a crush on. It was in the first grade and I was smitten. Anyway, I found this picture of what she looks like now.



Does anyone else here use the net to see what people they used to know are up to now or anything of the sort? I once found out my dad's callsign in the army was "Cowboy" by doing a search.
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Old January 12th, 2008, 11:56 AM   #10558 (permalink)
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Who'd win in a wrestling match, Nemtheanga or God?


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Old January 12th, 2008, 12:48 PM   #10559 (permalink)
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Ah the wonders of the internet. Amazingly (or perhaps creepily) I was able to recently remember the name of the first girl I ever had a crush on. It was in the first grade and I was smitten. Anyway, I found this picture of what she looks like now.



Does anyone else here use the net to see what people they used to know are up to now or anything of the sort? I once found out my dad's callsign in the army was "Cowboy" by doing a search.
that's aria giovanni
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Old January 12th, 2008, 01:08 PM   #10560 (permalink)
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