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March 8th, 2008, 09:39 AM
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Location: United States
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March 8th, 2008, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Philly, PA, Vinland, Mišgaršr
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Hyenas eat the bones of their prey. It makes their poo white.
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March 8th, 2008, 04:42 PM
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Hates Vikings
Join Date: Dec 2004
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 Perpetual multiplier Procreating bastard Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer? Ever been forced into a vasectomy by and axe wielding homovore? Do you know the word pain? You will when the mallet falls Again and again and again and again |
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March 8th, 2008, 05:55 PM
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Meat Con Artist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tejas
Posts: 19,698
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Acie, we went to K&G today so I could buy some new work clothes. We kept hearing them call your dad up to the front, but all I saw were black guys. I'm concluding that your dad is black
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 Originally Posted by lizard: "but if toilets were actually jack in the boxes, a clown would be thrust violently upward into your colon." |
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March 8th, 2008, 08:45 PM
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Gas Can Lincoln
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 3,950
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Earlier today me and my brother were going to pick up my friend Chris so we could go to the gym, but he takes forever to get it out of his house. So, we got the idea to lure his cat into my car and shut the door. After some coaxing, I got the cat to jump up in my car and shut the door. We had the cat in there for at least 15 minutes, and it started to smell like piss, hahaha. I thought either two things would happen, the cat would be looking out the window at Chris and he would see it and die laughing, OR, he wouldn't see the cat and he'd open the door to find a nice cat surprise and the cat would be on his way. Negative. Chris saw the cat, and died laughing, but when he opened the door, the cat bolted to my side of the car, to the window, and stepped on the button to roll the window down. It rolled down about 4 inches and I guess the cat figured that was enough space for him so he tried to crawl out, but while he was trying to get out he stepped on the button to roll the window up, so he was crushing himself. Hahahaha, Chris thought I was rolling the window up, and he freaked out and pulled the weirdest face, but I let the cat out after I saw what was happening. I was laughing my ass off the entire time though. The cat doesn't even have a name, Chris just calls it Cat. I like to call it Mr. Cat. At the gym though, I couldn't stop laughing to get a proper set in on anything, hahahaha.
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March 9th, 2008, 03:00 PM
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Gas Can Lincoln
Join Date: May 2005
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That's my mission.
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March 9th, 2008, 03:06 PM
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Livid Whore
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tooele, Utah
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You seem to have confused embarrassment with disgust.
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