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E-bortion · April 27th, 2008, 11:19 PM

way to go marvel! fucking up yet another awesome villain!

im so sick of comic-related movies and this has been the worst series so far. the second one was so much worse too... how can you make silver surfer so... anything but godlike? it hasnt been done right since batman and batman returns... although batman begins was pretty freakin sweet. iron man MAY have potential but ive always thought robert downey jr had some talent in him. other than that, im ready for something dark and angry to come out of marvel. maybe a deadpool film? at least it would be choc-full of hilarious one liners.

dorian gray · April 27th, 2008, 11:24 PM

at that last frame

Krilons Resa · April 28th, 2008, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricT

I watched the new episode of family guy earlier... I must say, this series has jumped atleast 3 sharks now. I didn't even smile the entire time watching. The only emotion I felt was disgust as I witnessed several recycled jokes from older episodes and a god awful story line.

I enjoyed it.

einride · April 28th, 2008, 07:11 AM

telemarketing sucks shit

Krigloch the Furious · April 28th, 2008, 07:17 AM

stupid Fantastic 4!

Reign in Acai · April 28th, 2008, 09:14 AM

Batman Begins shits on every film Marvel has churned out.

Family Guy has gone to hell. It appears as if the writing team from the Simpsons is working double duty. Too many jokes crammed in to each episode, with the off the wall randomness being exponentially used to the point of Fonzie becoming the big Kahuna.

My co-worker is in dire need of an intervention. Everyday at 8am he goes to Target and waits for the store to open shop so he can purchase action figures. He's spent well over $1,000 on G.I Joes, Transformers, Indiana Jones, Potato Heads, and Speed Racer figures since this addictiontook hold of him a little less than 2 months ago. It's got to the point where he asked the shift supervisor if he can leave early (declaring that he was ill) in order to hit the Wal-Marts, and other all-in-one chains early before the local nerdstroms ransack the aisles. I'm waiting for him to collapse from a stroke, as he eats like shit, never sleeps, works two jobs, and spends all his free time calculating how he's going to get his figurine fix. Oy vey.

Demilich · April 28th, 2008, 06:05 PM

Just goes to show that the addiction comes just as much from the person as the "substance"

Krigloch the Furious · April 29th, 2008, 11:32 PM

Guthrum · April 30th, 2008, 12:24 AM

Krig, you sure do have some skills:

Krigloch the Furious · April 30th, 2008, 07:16 AM

old

dorian gray · April 30th, 2008, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krigloch the Furious

LOL that's not even Ovechkin.

Thanatopsis123 · April 30th, 2008, 09:25 AM

I essentially just lost about $1,300.

That's the last time I buy an insurance policy while drunk.

Krigloch the Furious · April 30th, 2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dorian gray

LOL that's not even Ovechkin.

thats what makes it that much better

dorian gray · April 30th, 2008, 09:10 PM

It's pretty dead around these parts tonight eh?

Thanatopsis123 · May 2nd, 2008, 02:15 AM

Wow, I've really overstayed my welcome here at my friend's place. The first week went well but now she's been pissy as all hell for the second.

And I still have a bit more than two weeks more here before I go on back to the U.S. Christ.

Quick Dorian, give me some advice on how to live with a woman who hates me.

En Vind Av Sorg · May 2nd, 2008, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dorian gray

It's pretty dead around these parts tonight eh?

Honestly, what else is going to help quell my insomnia at 3 am aside from Royal Carnage nonsense?

lurch70 · May 2nd, 2008, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatopsis123

Wow, I've really overstayed my welcome here at my friend's place. The first week went well but now she's been pissy as all hell for the second.

And I still have a bit more than two weeks more here before I go on back to the U.S. Christ.

Quick Dorian, give me some advice on how to live with a woman who hates me.

are you doing your job and giving her the 'ole in 'n out?

lurch70 · May 2nd, 2008, 07:28 AM

is NAD here:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/05/01/roflcon/index.html

dorian gray · May 2nd, 2008, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatopsis123

Quick Dorian, give me some advice on how to live with a woman who hates me.

Lurch beat me to the punch but I was going to say impregnate her

Ars Magna · May 2nd, 2008, 11:23 AM

Things that make me happy include...

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/for...ead.php?t=1042

Krilons Resa · May 2nd, 2008, 02:23 PM

The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600
rebate.

- If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the moneywill go to China .

- If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

- If we purchase a computer it will go to India .

- If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala .

- If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .

- If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...
and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos,
since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

Thank you for your help & please support the US .

lurch70 · May 2nd, 2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos,

even that stuff the foreigners are best at

so what is really american anymore?

Conspicuously Absent · May 2nd, 2008, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomcifer

- If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos,
since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

Computer: Thailand, Malaysia, Taiwan (India does the tech support)

Prostitutes: East europe, mexico, US
Weed: Canada

crappy Beer, traditional tattoos and dirty prostitutes...

EricT · May 2nd, 2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conspicuously Absent

Computer: Thailand, Malaysia, Taiwan (India does the tech support)

Prostitutes: East europe, mexico, US
Weed: Canada

crappy Beer, traditional tattoos and dirty prostitutes...

Some of the US' weed still comes from Northern California... so we've got like a 25/75 chance of it going to the US.

Tranquillian · May 2nd, 2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ars Magna

Things that make me happy include...

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/for...ead.php?t=1042

Best. thread. ever.

Be back in 2 hours.

Edit: OMFG Tits overdose. I lurve me some tits.

April 27th, 2008, 11:19 PM	#12251 (permalink)
E-bortion Omae wa mo shindeiru Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,521	way to go marvel! fucking up yet another awesome villain! im so sick of comic-related movies and this has been the worst series so far. the second one was so much worse too... how can you make silver surfer so... anything but godlike? it hasnt been done right since batman and batman returns... although batman begins was pretty freakin sweet. iron man MAY have potential but ive always thought robert downey jr had some talent in him. other than that, im ready for something dark and angry to come out of marvel. maybe a deadpool film? at least it would be choc-full of hilarious one liners. __________________

April 28th, 2008, 07:11 AM	#12254 (permalink)
einride ikledd evighetens kappe Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,566	telemarketing sucks shit __________________

April 28th, 2008, 07:17 AM	#12255 (permalink)
Krigloch the Furious 18th level asshole Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Springfield, IL Posts: 29,256	stupid Fantastic 4! __________________ Last.fm my cd list @Krigloch twitter that shit!

April 28th, 2008, 09:14 AM	#12256 (permalink)
Reign in Acai Gnats before thy gums Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kneel Before the Altar of Ali Posts: 16,806	Batman Begins shits on every film Marvel has churned out. Family Guy has gone to hell. It appears as if the writing team from the Simpsons is working double duty. Too many jokes crammed in to each episode, with the off the wall randomness being exponentially used to the point of Fonzie becoming the big Kahuna. My co-worker is in dire need of an intervention. Everyday at 8am he goes to Target and waits for the store to open shop so he can purchase action figures. He's spent well over $1,000 on G.I Joes, Transformers, Indiana Jones, Potato Heads, and Speed Racer figures since this addictiontook hold of him a little less than 2 months ago. It's got to the point where he asked the shift supervisor if he can leave early (declaring that he was ill) in order to hit the Wal-Marts, and other all-in-one chains early before the local nerdstroms ransack the aisles. I'm waiting for him to collapse from a stroke, as he eats like shit, never sleeps, works two jobs, and spends all his free time calculating how he's going to get his figurine fix. Oy vey. __________________ A star has risen on northern skies And on that star we'll be crucified Last edited by Reign in Acai : April 28th, 2008 at 10:40 AM.

April 29th, 2008, 11:32 PM	#12258 (permalink)
Krigloch the Furious 18th level asshole Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Springfield, IL Posts: 29,256	__________________ Last.fm my cd list @Krigloch twitter that shit!

April 27th, 2008, 11:24 PM	#12252 (permalink)
dorian gray Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,434	at that last frame

April 28th, 2008, 06:05 PM	#12257 (permalink)
Demilich Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 13,347	Just goes to show that the addiction comes just as much from the person as the "substance"

April 30th, 2008, 07:16 AM	#12260 (permalink)
Krigloch the Furious 18th level asshole Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Springfield, IL Posts: 29,256	old __________________ Last.fm my cd list @Krigloch twitter that shit!

April 30th, 2008, 09:25 AM	#12262 (permalink)
Thanatopsis123 白鬼 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 日本 Posts: 7,017	I essentially just lost about $1,300. That's the last time I buy an insurance policy while drunk. __________________ "It’s a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute, kippleization.” - J.R. Isidore

April 30th, 2008, 09:10 PM	#12264 (permalink)
dorian gray Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,434	It's pretty dead around these parts tonight eh?

May 2nd, 2008, 02:15 AM	#12265 (permalink)
Thanatopsis123 白鬼 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 日本 Posts: 7,017	Wow, I've really overstayed my welcome here at my friend's place. The first week went well but now she's been pissy as all hell for the second. And I still have a bit more than two weeks more here before I go on back to the U.S. Christ. Quick Dorian, give me some advice on how to live with a woman who hates me. __________________ "It’s a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute, kippleization.” - J.R. Isidore Last edited by Thanatopsis123 : May 2nd, 2008 at 02:19 AM.

May 2nd, 2008, 07:28 AM	#12268 (permalink)
lurch70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 24,629	is NAD here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/05/01/roflcon/index.html

May 2nd, 2008, 11:23 AM	#12270 (permalink)
Ars Magna Ars Magna Recordings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: United States Posts: 2,579	Things that make me happy include... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/for...ead.php?t=1042 __________________ www.arsmagnarecordings.com www.myspace.com/arsmagna www.facebook.com/arsmagna

May 2nd, 2008, 02:23 PM	#12271 (permalink)
Krilons Resa High Infidelity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Shadynasty's Posts: 27,640	The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate. - If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the moneywill go to China . - If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. - If we purchase a computer it will go to India . - If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala . - If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . - If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ... and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the US . __________________ *With mind distracted, never thinking death is coming... To slave away on the pointless business of mundane life, and then to come out empty is a tragic error..*

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