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Crimson Velvet · May 17th, 2008, 06:31 AM

I attended a Nick cave and the Bad Seeds concert yesterday, and then proceded to get so drunk that I could no longer feel feelings. It was glorious. The Man-God graced my miserable existence with such hymns as The Mercy Seat, Stagger Lee, Red Right Hand and The Ship Song. When the encore came rolling along, I was literally shivering, and then Into My Arms started... I was just so... happy. I didn't even know I still had that in me! Flying fornicating whales, that was incredible. Best concert in years.

"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get ONE FAT BOY'S ASSHOLE!"

Thanatopsis123 · May 17th, 2008, 08:50 AM

I saw a woman praying underneath a waterfall to the god Fudo yesterday. I really wanted to take a picture but didn't want to be an asshole and I would have felt like exactly that had I taken a picture of this old woman. She stripped down to a traditional, light linen robe and got under the waterfall. She began to pray as the water pounded her body and made the thin cloth transparent. The volume of her voice rose and lowered to extreme levels as she recited what seemed to be sutra. I'm not entirely sure if she meant for that to happen or if she simply couldn't control her voice as the cold mountain water threatened to take her breath away.

As an interesting contrast, nearby a person I'm assuming was her daughter that came with her to the temple just ignored the whole thing and fucked around with her cell phone.

Evil? · May 17th, 2008, 09:08 AM

You Tube

Guthrum · May 17th, 2008, 11:32 AM

See you guys in three months.

spaffe · May 17th, 2008, 02:40 PM

Perhaps this is old news in the US, but anyway: I usually don't care much about politics, not what is said and done there, but this little "joke" of Bush's is severelly tasteless ...

http://www.youtube.com/v/nKX6luiMINQ&hl=en

Evil? · May 17th, 2008, 02:41 PM

off to basic? @ guthrum

dorian gray · May 17th, 2008, 03:24 PM

The Bush video is indeed old news here (quite old in fact) but he never lacks for new material. I realize the insanity that is the Bush administration is nearing its end, but what ultimately scares me is that he was re-elected. He had run the country into the ground and the American people kept him in office.
What will the average American come up with next?

Guthrum · May 17th, 2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil?

off to basic? @ guthrum

Tomorrow morning, yeah.

Climb Thar Hill · May 17th, 2008, 04:09 PM

dude I miss you already

Evil? · May 17th, 2008, 04:14 PM

Good luck duder.

There will surely be a shortage of

in your absence.

Climb Thar Hill · May 17th, 2008, 04:18 PM

Dude skip boot camp and come to Candlemass with Jerry, Nad, and myself. It'll do more for your life than the armed force ever will!

May 17th, 2008, 08:50 AM	#12527 (permalink)
Thanatopsis123 The cake is a lie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Not Japan Posts: 6,408	I saw a woman praying underneath a waterfall to the god Fudo yesterday. I really wanted to take a picture but didn't want to be an asshole and I would have felt like exactly that had I taken a picture of this old woman. She stripped down to a traditional, light linen robe and got under the waterfall. She began to pray as the water pounded her body and made the thin cloth transparent. The volume of her voice rose and lowered to extreme levels as she recited what seemed to be sutra. I'm not entirely sure if she meant for that to happen or if she simply couldn't control her voice as the cold mountain water threatened to take her breath away. As an interesting contrast, nearby a person I'm assuming was her daughter that came with her to the temple just ignored the whole thing and fucked around with her cell phone. __________________

May 17th, 2008, 02:40 PM	#12530 (permalink)
spaffe Geisterglut Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sverige Posts: 5,165	Perhaps this is old news in the US, but anyway: I usually don't care much about politics, not what is said and done there, but this little "joke" of Bush's is severelly tasteless ... http://www.youtube.com/v/nKX6luiMINQ&hl=en __________________ Jag är en vilsen röst från våta slätter, där jordens andar gny i vilda nätter, och jag är rusig av allt vin som ångar, då jorden öppnar sina källargångar. Töm jordens dryck! Den är av dagg som dryper från månens fullhorn och i mörkret kryper och samlar kraft ur lökar och ur rötter på långa vägar under mänskans fötter, tills den slår upp i markens alla skålar sin brygd av luft och mull, av natt och strålar, där tusen drogers heta filtron ångar. Töm jordens dryck i dina ådrors gångar!

May 17th, 2008, 02:41 PM	#12531 (permalink)
Evil? omghaxlol!1 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 5,031	off to basic? @ guthrum __________________ Free The West Memphis Three http://www.wm3.org/

May 17th, 2008, 04:09 PM	#12534 (permalink)
Climb Thar Hill not family oriented Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: nowheres in particular Posts: 2,407	dude I miss you already __________________ Holy Jesus! What are these god damn animals!?

May 17th, 2008, 04:14 PM	#12535 (permalink)
Evil? omghaxlol!1 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 5,031	Good luck duder. There will surely be a shortage of in your absence. __________________ Free The West Memphis Three http://www.wm3.org/

May 17th, 2008, 06:31 AM	#12526 (permalink)
Crimson Velvet Sønn av Syperi Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 4,280	I attended a Nick cave and the Bad Seeds concert yesterday, and then proceded to get so drunk that I could no longer feel feelings. It was glorious. The Man-God graced my miserable existence with such hymns as The Mercy Seat, Stagger Lee, Red Right Hand and The Ship Song. When the encore came rolling along, I was literally shivering, and then Into My Arms started... I was just so... happy. I didn't even know I still had that in me! Flying fornicating whales, that was incredible. Best concert in years. "I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get ONE FAT BOY'S ASSHOLE!"

May 17th, 2008, 03:24 PM	#12532 (permalink)
dorian gray Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,699	The Bush video is indeed old news here (quite old in fact) but he never lacks for new material. I realize the insanity that is the Bush administration is nearing its end, but what ultimately scares me is that he was re-elected. He had run the country into the ground and the American people kept him in office. What will the average American come up with next?

May 17th, 2008, 04:18 PM	#12536 (permalink)
Climb Thar Hill not family oriented Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: nowheres in particular Posts: 2,407	Dude skip boot camp and come to Candlemass with Jerry, Nad, and myself. It'll do more for your life than the armed force ever will! __________________ Holy Jesus! What are these god damn animals!?