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Doomcifer · May 21st, 2008, 09:12 PM

LOL! Im gonna form a band (that will totally suck beyond belief) and name ourselves Tonsil Stones. What the Rolling Stones always aspired to be but fell a bit short.

Chromatose · May 21st, 2008, 09:18 PM

the rolling tonsil stones

ct_thrash · May 21st, 2008, 09:19 PM

Doomcifer · May 21st, 2008, 11:12 PM

Evil? · May 23rd, 2008, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ct_thrash

i need my tonsils out. just popped out a bunch of "tonsil stones."

by far the most disgusting experience of my life. like squeezing worms eggs out of the back of your throat. good gawd.

I fucking hate that shit! I get those too. i hate when you do not relize they are there and your tonsils get all sore and shit. ARG!

cthulufhtagn · May 23rd, 2008, 01:41 PM

at the heart of winter packs more neck-wrecking riffs per song than almost any black metal album i can think of

Doomcifer · May 23rd, 2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cthulufhtagn

at the heart of winter packs more neck-wrecking riffs per song than almost any black metal album i can think of

QFT x infinity

Evil? · May 24th, 2008, 07:30 PM

Seriously.

Mormagil · May 26th, 2008, 04:18 AM

I almost accidentally walked backwards off a sheer cliff yesterday, because I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. It was about 100 feet above the ground with jagged rocks at the bottom. It's really fucking weird thinking that it all could have ended in such a stupid way.

Ellestin · May 26th, 2008, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mormagil

I almost accidentally walked backwards off a sheer cliff yesterday, because I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. It was about 100 feet above the ground with jagged rocks at the bottom. It's really fucking weird thinking that it all could have ended in such a stupid way.

youtube that next time plz.

I was thinking the other day it would be quite interesting (and probably quite overwhelming) to know precisely how many times and on what occurences one escaped death by a whisker without knowing it.

Conspicuously Absent · May 26th, 2008, 06:00 AM

Its scary enough when you do!

Was at the crosswalk here, and the pedestrian light had just gone green to cross, when some asshole in his BMW when roaring through at well over 120km/h... if we'd started the few moments before it changes like we usually do, we'd all be dead.

Was leaving the house, didn't look w

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Doomcifer I Flip More Than a Burger Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FUBAR, Rhode Island Posts: 20,348	LOL! Im gonna form a band (that will totally suck beyond belief) and name ourselves Tonsil Stones. What the Rolling Stones always aspired to be but fell a bit short. __________________ My heart burns like fire but my eyes are as cold as dead ashes. Top 3 Albums Currently Making My Dick Hard: Gentle Giant - Discography Beardfish - Sleeping In Traffic Part 1 Beardfish - Sleeping In Traffic Part 2

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Doomcifer I Flip More Than a Burger Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FUBAR, Rhode Island Posts: 20,348	__________________ My heart burns like fire but my eyes are as cold as dead ashes. Top 3 Albums Currently Making My Dick Hard: Gentle Giant - Discography Beardfish - Sleeping In Traffic Part 1 Beardfish - Sleeping In Traffic Part 2

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Mormagil bring back the corvee Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: California Posts: 2,606	I almost accidentally walked backwards off a sheer cliff yesterday, because I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. It was about 100 feet above the ground with jagged rocks at the bottom. It's really fucking weird thinking that it all could have ended in such a stupid way. __________________

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Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Berlin Posts: 8,263	Its scary enough when you do! Was at the crosswalk here, and the pedestrian light had just gone green to cross, when some asshole in his BMW when roaring through at well over 120km/h... if we'd started the few moments before it changes like we usually do, we'd all be dead. Was leaving the house, didn't look w