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Old August 25th, 2008, 12:03 AM   #12651 (permalink)
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My girlfriend told me her record for amount of fuck sessions in a single day.

God damnit, why did I agree to listen to that? Now I have to beat that record. I'm too old for this shit.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 12:47 AM   #12652 (permalink)
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I make music for the nintendo gameboy

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Old August 25th, 2008, 02:17 AM   #12653 (permalink)
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Old August 25th, 2008, 08:31 AM   #12654 (permalink)
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Holy Shit(get it) that made me laugh my ass off. perhaps it is the sleep deprivation but I was in tears.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 08:46 AM   #12655 (permalink)
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hahahahaha! "resonance frequency of the stall"
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Old August 25th, 2008, 11:35 AM   #12656 (permalink)
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I mean that you automatically think everything a band releases now is good as long as they kicked butt in the 80s, which is not very often the case unfortunately. Honestly, how many times have you listened to Shovel Headed Killing Machine in the last month? (That's the only example I could think of )
I might feel that way initially but it wears thin quickly.

SHKM, I don't think I ever praised, I did like the latest Exo however.

The last Slayer ended up being a dud.

The only thing with some genuine fire is that Cavalera Conspiracy disc.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 12:39 PM   #12657 (permalink)
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woo! chip music documentary this thing is responsible for my newly found addiction to lsdj and 8bit music as a whole.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 03:59 PM   #12658 (permalink)
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are you fucking kidding me? id be all over that...
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Old August 25th, 2008, 05:28 PM   #12659 (permalink)
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My girlfriend told me her record for amount of fuck sessions in a single day.

God damnit, why did I agree to listen to that? Now I have to beat that record. I'm too old for this shit.
so what was the number?
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Old August 25th, 2008, 05:30 PM   #12660 (permalink)
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The only thing with some genuine fire is that Cavalera Conspiracy disc.
Yeah, that one caught my attention as well. The new Soulfly (Conquer) also is on par.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 10:04 PM   #12661 (permalink)
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so what was the number?
More times than I've ever even masturbated in a day. And that includes when I was around 17 years old.

I'm afraid to ask if they both came each time. But I'm a fucking retard and I have to know.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 10:16 PM   #12662 (permalink)
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Goddam. I shudder to think how raw the both of them mustve been. I cant recall my record per se but my johnson cringes at just the thought of more than three or four times in a 24 hour period.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 10:39 PM   #12663 (permalink)
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Fucking exactly! Wtf? And I'll tell you right now, it was a lot more than 4. When she first told me I immediately asked "Wait....Was that with only one guy?!"
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Old August 25th, 2008, 10:40 PM   #12664 (permalink)
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Maybe the guy had a premature ejaculation problem.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 10:51 PM   #12665 (permalink)
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I have to get to the bottom of this. It's driving me crazy.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 11:19 PM   #12666 (permalink)
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Hahaha, I used to go down that road, too. But then I grew some balls and some self-esteem and I kinda got over it. It was at around the time I turned twenty...

Seriously, though, don't torture yourself with this shit. Chances are she was lying anyway. Just man up, down some beers and plough her like a fucking ice breaker on fire. Both you and her will have forgotten about this nonsense before you're even half done.
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Old August 26th, 2008, 04:36 AM   #12667 (permalink)
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THis is one hell of a lineup:
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Old August 26th, 2008, 08:18 AM   #12668 (permalink)
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Old August 26th, 2008, 08:42 AM   #12669 (permalink)
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are you fucking kidding me? id be all over that...
It was a miserable cold sunday night and I had a cough like a broken lawnmower. Alas...

I'm seeing the Brian Jonestown Massacre tomorrow night with a concoction of drugs. It's going to be the most amazing night of my life.
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Is this your house dorian? (or whoever it was with the potato bug)

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holy shit! Nah, I had a few brown recluses - not potato bugs. I can't even tell what kind of spider that is. Terrible though. Just wait till Krig sees this.
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Old August 26th, 2008, 10:13 AM   #12672 (permalink)
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I got drunk last night and when I woke up I talked to her about it. She says it really was 8 times. However, she says she had to fake her orgasm several times and that it was actually painful after a while.
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Old August 26th, 2008, 12:22 PM   #12673 (permalink)
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Fucking exactly! Wtf? And I'll tell you right now, it was a lot more than 4. When she first told me I immediately asked "Wait....Was that with only one guy?!"

What perturbs me is a girl's bj to fuck ratio. Such a statistic should be 1/1, not 4/1.

If a woman fucks 6 dudes the bj distribution should be equal or lesser than, never over. (6>bj=x)

Why do women think it's perfectly morally acceptable to suckle a man's schlong to point of eruption, yet not have the gumption to spread their thighs like two chopsticks over a slab of sashimi? I felt the same way Eric did when I received intel that a trollop I was romancing had a 0.8571 suck to fuck ratio. That would be 7 dudes blown to 6 dudes boned. Sure it's only one extra dude, but it means a mountain when your homerun is fellatio, and intercourse is a mere triple. She doesn't kiss her mother with her vagina does she?!?! The ultimate violation is via the throat!
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Jerry, have you seen Clerks?

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Yep. That scene is fucking ace.


"My gf sucked 37 dicks."

"In a row?!?"
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