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TheGreatDeceiver · July 21st, 2008, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by swizzlenuts

Just got back from the Doctor's office. Found out I have a virus, some bacteria, and pneumonia. I rule at diseases.

Picking up sickness like singles at the beer store.

~Neurotica · July 21st, 2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by swizzlenuts

Just got back from the Doctor's office. Found out I have a virus, some bacteria, and pneumonia. I rule at diseases.

I think I'm not an atheist anymore.

lurch70 · July 21st, 2008, 10:54 AM

Ars Magna · July 21st, 2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dorian gray

You're not metal until you have typhus

My oldest son had Impetigo when he was 3. I called all of my metal friends bragging about it. My wife was not amused.

EricT · July 21st, 2008, 01:32 PM

Bout to leave for AC and Philly till next tuesday... Not looking forward to the humidity, but hopefully I'll see a good few racks of titties on the boardwalk and Brigantine beach deserving of mass worship. It's summertime, I expect this.

And cheesesteaks.

And wawa.

Ellestin · July 21st, 2008, 02:28 PM

dorian gray · July 21st, 2008, 03:50 PM

Got pulled over today for turning left on a no-left-turn sign. Didn't see it. Was too busy listening to FNM's "Small Victory" as loud as humanly tolerable. Then I immediately made a right turn on red without coming to a complete stop

as I watched the officer cutting through a gas station to get me.
Got off with a mild warning of "watch those lefts". I figure it was the good ol boy network coming to the rescue - I have a Tractor Supply Company tool box on my pick-up. It sure wasn't the turban I was wearing.

man as robot · July 21st, 2008, 05:26 PM

Impetigo seems pretty happy to me and Typhus would be fitting of a stoner rock band. Hooray rashes. I'm hungover.

swizzlenuts · July 21st, 2008, 10:48 PM

Any one ever have grey poop before?

Ellestin · July 21st, 2008, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by swizzlenuts

Any one ever have grey poop before?

pics plz

(answer no: I've had regular brown, dark brown, yellowish, greenish, reddish...)

Ars Magna · July 22nd, 2008, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by swizzlenuts

Any one ever have grey poop before?

My girlfriend and I were in Mexico many moons ago (on a trip I won

) and we both had purple-tinted shit for a day. It was one of the weirdest things I'd ever seen.

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man as robot Hates Vikings Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,651	Impetigo seems pretty happy to me and Typhus would be fitting of a stoner rock band. Hooray rashes. I'm hungover. __________________ Perpetual multiplier Procreating bastard Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer? Ever been forced into a vasectomy by and axe wielding homovore? Do you know the word pain? You will when the mallet falls Again and again and again and again Last edited by man as robot : July 21st, 2008 at 05:28 PM.

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July 21st, 2008, 03:50 PM	#12782 (permalink)
dorian gray Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,699	Got pulled over today for turning left on a no-left-turn sign. Didn't see it. Was too busy listening to FNM's "Small Victory" as loud as humanly tolerable. Then I immediately made a right turn on red without coming to a complete stop as I watched the officer cutting through a gas station to get me. Got off with a mild warning of "watch those lefts". I figure it was the good ol boy network coming to the rescue - I have a Tractor Supply Company tool box on my pick-up. It sure wasn't the turban I was wearing.

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swizzlenuts Smoke Pipe Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Arkham Posts: 6,347	Any one ever have grey poop before?