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dorian gray · December 31st, 2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reign in Acai

What was kindly omitted in the re-telling of my rite of passage was the boldness of my character.....etc

Brilliance.

MajestikMøøse · December 31st, 2008, 11:17 PM

To hell with 2008! Bring on the 2009 madness!

Ars Magna · December 31st, 2008, 11:31 PM

Happy New Year all. I'm chasing Jack with Svedka. I expect bad feelings soon.

~Neurotica · January 2nd, 2009, 01:50 PM

I thought it was cute http://www.bloodandsoilproductions.cjb.net/

Guthrum · January 3rd, 2009, 12:25 AM

So...why didn't anyone tell me BSN's N.O.-Xplode was the fucking shit? Leg day has never felt so good.

La Rocque · January 4th, 2009, 03:57 PM

O quam cito transit gloria mundi -

Tranquillian · January 4th, 2009, 04:05 PM

GTFOORC.

E-bortion · January 4th, 2009, 07:59 PM

Well, for the first time in my life I saw someone die at my feet last night. It was about 7:30pm and I was walking with my fiance. We were headed out of the parking lot when we hear the screech of breaks and see a body fly about 20 ft into the air and onto the other side of the street. I promptly shield the fiance's eyes and tell her to go home and call 911, there's been an accident. I was the first one to approach the body (who turns out is my downstairs neighbor on a walk) and I see there's nothing I can do. He was uprooted from his untouched and disgustingly pristine white tennis shoes and tossed into the grate of a sewer near the foremost curb of my apartment complex. I approach the body shortly before dog-walkers from a park across the street do and I just stare. I knew I couldn't touch the body. His ribs were protruding through his backside and his face seemed a bit too flush with the grate. All we could do was direct traffic when we all took fright at the man's last few breaths. It may have been electrical discharge alone or quite possibly his last living breath but it was what set everything into stone. Its just a weird feeling, you know? We've all seen our fair share of desensitizing internet-found gore but nothing really makes you feel human until life ends no more than a few inches from your shoes.

KILL TULLY · January 4th, 2009, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by man as robot

Its just a weird feeling, you know? We've all seen our fair share of desensitizing internet-found gore but nothing really makes you feel human until life ends no more than a few inches from your shoes.

Very weird feeling.

I wonder what the difference in feeling for a civilian Vs. Marine is, and the out-of-war context of course. There are all sorts of emotions during that as well for me at least, depending on situation: whether I killed them myself, contributed to their death in some way, or had nothing to do with it. Whether it's there children collecting their body, whether their friends/family show remorse or just want money, whether there body is bagged or not, Civilian Vs. Combatant. Etc.

dorian gray · January 5th, 2009, 12:35 AM

pics or none of this happened

KILL TULLY · January 5th, 2009, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dorian gray

pics or none of this happened

Be careful what you wish for.

Guthrum · January 5th, 2009, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by man as robot

I promptly shield the fiance's eyes and tell her to go home and call 911...

Good move.

Dark One · January 6th, 2009, 12:10 AM

Phil Rizzuto

You will need:

1 funnel
1 balloon
1 full bladder
1 freezer
1 unattended automobile
1 pair of disposable gloves

Insert the funnel into the balloon.
Urinate into the funnel until the balloon is full and taut.
Tie the balloon tightly and place in the freezer for 8-12 hours or until frozen solid. (NOTE: Freezer times may vary.)
Wait for a very hot day.
Wearing disposable gloves, remove the balloon from the freezer.
Carefully scrape the balloon skin from the frozen urine.
Take the frozen urine and smash it through the driver's side window of an unattended automobile.

Not only will the "recipient" have to replace their car window, but their upholstery will stink of urine.

And there will be no trace of a projectile.

MajestikMøøse · January 6th, 2009, 01:02 AM

I think for maximum effect, you should urinate into the balloon with a bladder full of coffee-urine for ultimate repugnant odor.

Conspicuously Absent · January 6th, 2009, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajestikMøøse

I think for maximum effect, you should urinate into the balloon with a bladder full of coffee-urine for ultimate repugnant odor.

eat a raw onion too

dorian gray · January 8th, 2009, 10:45 AM

Jerry and Milke made a cameo appearance in a dream last night. I was at a restaurant eating dinner with my wife and someone else I didn't recognize and Jerry and Mike made their way over to the table to say hello.

Ars Magna · January 8th, 2009, 02:15 PM

Praise the lord!!! I'm just sayin'....

Bacon Explosion

Divine Victim · January 8th, 2009, 02:59 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7818980.stm

A row over atheistic bus adverts in London!

Ars Magna · January 8th, 2009, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatDeceiver

What is this Lovecraftian monstrosity?! Has anyone ever lived to recall its flavor?

My wife obtained all of the ingredients for me to create this beast. However, I decided that standard store-bought goods will not suffice. A friend of mine cuts meat for a local grocer and is going to supply the perfect ammo. I WILL report my findings. I figure I need a few weeks to prepare spiritually.

EricT · January 9th, 2009, 07:49 AM

Took the day off work... windows 7 public beta drops sometime today, and if I learned anything from the vista beta drops it's A) You want to get the official version so you don't have to spend weeks trying to compile all the shit you could have gotten if you had a legal version, and B) You want to start downloading that shit the minute it drops. 2.5 million download limit or something, and while that sounds like a lot, there's probably 8 million people like me who can't wait to get their hands on the supposedly high performing OS.

After all the shit came out that this build is supposedly 2:1 faster for most processes (http://blogs.zdnet.com/hardware/?p=3236&page=2) than both XP and Vista, those of us who actually care are more than ready to dedicate themselves to a beta build. I'd have gone full linux if WINE and Cedega had better support for my windows needs.

My clicking finger is poised.

Conspicuously Absent · January 9th, 2009, 08:01 AM

link me

lurch70 · January 9th, 2009, 08:15 AM

i am going to pull it today also if i remember to check back later in the afternoon ... all roads point to redemption for Microsoft after the huddah that is Vista.

btw ... been using IE 8 and it has proven to be nice and fast also with relatively few glitches considering its a beta.

EricT · January 9th, 2009, 08:18 AM

IE8 Beta 2 drops in the Windows 7 bundle. I've been digging beta 1, might actually switch to 8 full time. This beta also dumps with DirectX11, thank fuck. DirectX10 has driven me to the last portions of sanity.

As for a link... it'll pop up on the MS site as soon as it comes out. Somewhere within the next 6 hours, unless you're an MSDN subscriber (which I am not anymore since it really wasn't worth it until now...) you can get a headstart now.

EricT · January 9th, 2009, 08:54 AM

It's a rough, almost shit dead website ride, but you can get it through the chinese site: http://translate.google.com/translat...istory_state0= if you have the willingness to battle a website being hit heavy. This exploit was discovered less than 15 minutes ago and it's already being killed. Gonna be a long day...

lurch70 · January 9th, 2009, 10:33 AM

well if one of you is able to pull a full version, please upload it somewhere for the rc crew ...

December 31st, 2008, 11:17 PM	#13352 (permalink)
MajestikMøøse Membrum virile Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Not Siberia Posts: 22,257	To hell with 2008! Bring on the 2009 madness! __________________ .

December 31st, 2008, 11:31 PM	#13353 (permalink)
Ars Magna Ars Magna Recordings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: United States Posts: 2,579	Happy New Year all. I'm chasing Jack with Svedka. I expect bad feelings soon. __________________ www.arsmagnarecordings.com www.myspace.com/arsmagna www.facebook.com/arsmagna

January 2nd, 2009, 01:50 PM	#13354 (permalink)
~Neurotica perfectly insane Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tour bus Posts: 7,393	I thought it was cute http://www.bloodandsoilproductions.cjb.net/ __________________ https://www.facebook.com/NeuroticaPhotography http://neurotica-photo.com/

January 4th, 2009, 03:57 PM	#13356 (permalink)
La Rocque I am that I am Join Date: May 2004 Location: an exit to eternal summer slacking Posts: 4,759	O quam cito transit gloria mundi - __________________ so she tells me ... it was like I was so smart that I was stupid I think she meant that even though I would say something that to me made perfect sense, a lot of times, people had no idea what I was talking about the line between the most brilliant genius on earth and the biggest fucking moron is who can tell them apart?

January 4th, 2009, 07:59 PM	#13358 (permalink)
E-bortion Omae wa mo shindeiru Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,521	Well, for the first time in my life I saw someone die at my feet last night. It was about 7:30pm and I was walking with my fiance. We were headed out of the parking lot when we hear the screech of breaks and see a body fly about 20 ft into the air and onto the other side of the street. I promptly shield the fiance's eyes and tell her to go home and call 911, there's been an accident. I was the first one to approach the body (who turns out is my downstairs neighbor on a walk) and I see there's nothing I can do. He was uprooted from his untouched and disgustingly pristine white tennis shoes and tossed into the grate of a sewer near the foremost curb of my apartment complex. I approach the body shortly before dog-walkers from a park across the street do and I just stare. I knew I couldn't touch the body. His ribs were protruding through his backside and his face seemed a bit too flush with the grate. All we could do was direct traffic when we all took fright at the man's last few breaths. It may have been electrical discharge alone or quite possibly his last living breath but it was what set everything into stone. Its just a weird feeling, you know? We've all seen our fair share of desensitizing internet-found gore but nothing really makes you feel human until life ends no more than a few inches from your shoes. __________________

January 4th, 2009, 04:05 PM	#13357 (permalink)
Tranquillian Svartmetallist Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Västerås, Sweden Posts: 5,562	GTFOORC.

January 6th, 2009, 12:10 AM	#13363 (permalink)
Dark One The Tainted Dogma Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Southwest Florida Posts: 6,932	It's called a Phil Rizzuto‏ Phil Rizzuto You will need: 1 funnel 1 balloon 1 full bladder 1 freezer 1 unattended automobile 1 pair of disposable gloves Insert the funnel into the balloon. Urinate into the funnel until the balloon is full and taut. Tie the balloon tightly and place in the freezer for 8-12 hours or until frozen solid. (NOTE: Freezer times may vary.) Wait for a very hot day. Wearing disposable gloves, remove the balloon from the freezer. Carefully scrape the balloon skin from the frozen urine. Take the frozen urine and smash it through the driver's side window of an unattended automobile. Not only will the "recipient" have to replace their car window, but their upholstery will stink of urine. And there will be no trace of a projectile.

January 6th, 2009, 01:02 AM	#13364 (permalink)
MajestikMøøse Membrum virile Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Not Siberia Posts: 22,257	I think for maximum effect, you should urinate into the balloon with a bladder full of coffee-urine for ultimate repugnant odor. __________________ .

January 8th, 2009, 02:15 PM	#13367 (permalink)
Ars Magna Ars Magna Recordings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: United States Posts: 2,579	Praise the lord!!! I'm just sayin'.... Bacon Explosion __________________ www.arsmagnarecordings.com www.myspace.com/arsmagna www.facebook.com/arsmagna

January 8th, 2009, 02:59 PM	#13368 (permalink)
Divine Victim Embrace the Death Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Essex, England Posts: 384	http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7818980.stm A row over atheistic bus adverts in London! __________________ My Band: www.myspace.com/deceptormetal

January 9th, 2009, 07:49 AM	#13370 (permalink)
EricT Don't you ever get... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lost In Necropolis Posts: 11,315	Took the day off work... windows 7 public beta drops sometime today, and if I learned anything from the vista beta drops it's A) You want to get the official version so you don't have to spend weeks trying to compile all the shit you could have gotten if you had a legal version, and B) You want to start downloading that shit the minute it drops. 2.5 million download limit or something, and while that sounds like a lot, there's probably 8 million people like me who can't wait to get their hands on the supposedly high performing OS. After all the shit came out that this build is supposedly 2:1 faster for most processes (http://blogs.zdnet.com/hardware/?p=3236&page=2) than both XP and Vista, those of us who actually care are more than ready to dedicate themselves to a beta build. I'd have gone full linux if WINE and Cedega had better support for my windows needs. My clicking finger is poised. Last edited by EricT : January 9th, 2009 at 07:53 AM.

January 9th, 2009, 08:01 AM	#13371 (permalink)
Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Berlin Posts: 8,766	link me __________________

January 9th, 2009, 08:15 AM	#13372 (permalink)
lurch70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 24,629	i am going to pull it today also if i remember to check back later in the afternoon ... all roads point to redemption for Microsoft after the huddah that is Vista. btw ... been using IE 8 and it has proven to be nice and fast also with relatively few glitches considering its a beta.

January 9th, 2009, 08:18 AM	#13373 (permalink)
EricT Don't you ever get... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lost In Necropolis Posts: 11,315	IE8 Beta 2 drops in the Windows 7 bundle. I've been digging beta 1, might actually switch to 8 full time. This beta also dumps with DirectX11, thank fuck. DirectX10 has driven me to the last portions of sanity. As for a link... it'll pop up on the MS site as soon as it comes out. Somewhere within the next 6 hours, unless you're an MSDN subscriber (which I am not anymore since it really wasn't worth it until now...) you can get a headstart now.

January 9th, 2009, 08:54 AM	#13374 (permalink)
EricT Don't you ever get... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lost In Necropolis Posts: 11,315	It's a rough, almost shit dead website ride, but you can get it through the chinese site: http://translate.google.com/translat...istory_state0= if you have the willingness to battle a website being hit heavy. This exploit was discovered less than 15 minutes ago and it's already being killed. Gonna be a long day... Last edited by EricT : January 9th, 2009 at 08:56 AM.

January 9th, 2009, 10:33 AM	#13375 (permalink)
lurch70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 24,629	well if one of you is able to pull a full version, please upload it somewhere for the rc crew ...

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