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circus_brimstone · January 8th, 2006, 04:13 PM

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Nate The Great · January 8th, 2006, 04:33 PM

I like natural peanut butter. I can't stand all the preservatives and crap they put in the other stuff. That goes for most things I eat.

NAD · January 8th, 2006, 04:46 PM

i'm cleaning my kitchen while listening to that Toby Driver album.

Ellestin · January 8th, 2006, 05:03 PM

I'm currently experiencing my hardest boner ever while listening to The Evpatoria Report's "Taijin Kyofusho" while sitting naked on a chair, eating Frosties.

Conspicuously Absent · January 8th, 2006, 05:08 PM

I'm eating kraft dinner, realizing I made too much and studying about Public Key Infrastructure using Certificate Services while listening ot Beastie Boys

Birkenau · January 8th, 2006, 05:48 PM

My hairs really greesy. The worst thing about having relatively long hair is that you have to wash it every couple of days.

Conspicuously Absent · January 8th, 2006, 06:03 PM

i wash mine every morning, and i'll wash after playing sports. Dirty fuck.

Chromatose · January 8th, 2006, 06:38 PM

I just heated up a can of Lime flavored Black beans with jalapenos..

and .. !!!! the lime makes it sweet and the jalapenos make it spicy!!

A CARNIVAL OF FLAVORS

Krilons Resa · January 8th, 2006, 06:44 PM

I'm coming down from a sweet drunk. I'm now trying to scrape out enough resin out of my bowl to get me high.

Birkenau · January 8th, 2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Conspicuously Absent

i wash mine every morning, and i'll wash after playing sports. Dirty fuck.

That would require having a shower every day...

Lies and Perfidy · January 8th, 2006, 07:15 PM

I just had a mushroom burger with jack cheese from Mel's Drive-In. For breakfast, technically.

E-bortion · January 8th, 2006, 07:48 PM

Oh, in that taco soup I was mentioning Chromo... RANCH STYLE BEANS... WITH JALAPENOS, great experience. Very sexual, very cathartic.

Chromatose · January 8th, 2006, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by man as robot

Oh, in that taco soup I was mentioning Chromo... RANCH STYLE BEANS... WITH JALAPENOS, great experience. Very sexual, very cathartic.

!

I almost had ranch style beans in place of the black beans mit jalapenos, but black beans go better in taco salad style things tbh

MFJ · January 8th, 2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate The Great

I like natural peanut butter. I can't stand all the preservatives and crap they put in the other stuff. That goes for most things I eat.

Cheers dude! I'm starting to get really upset about some of the things that people eat. Of course I eat crap sometimes, but I just don't get how people can eat shitty doughnuts fucking crammed with artificial frosting and stuff like that. What the fuck IS frosting anyway? It tastes like whatever it's supposed to taste like, but it's gross and makes me want to fucking puke. So fake...

Birkenau · January 8th, 2006, 08:56 PM

I slit my wrists in the McDonalds bathroom.

MFJ · January 8th, 2006, 08:57 PM

I ate at a Burger King today. Let me point out that people can eat whatever they want, some of it is just entirely questionable.

Nate The Great · January 8th, 2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MFJ

Cheers dude! I'm starting to get really upset about some of the things that people eat. Of course I eat crap sometimes, but I just don't get how people can eat shitty doughnuts fucking crammed with artificial frosting and stuff like that. What the fuck IS frosting anyway? It tastes like whatever it's supposed to taste like, but it's gross and makes me want to fucking puke. So fake...

Frosting could actually be made of pretty much natural stuff (butter, sugar, etc.), but that's not near cost-efficient enough for a donut shop. They have to use ingredeints derived from propane infused with paint thinner in a hyperbaric chamber coated with lead and mercury.

Always remember, unless it says "derived from evaporated cane juice", it is most likely made of high fructose corn syrup (which is actually synthetic). So even most things that contain sugar are now completely fake.

I'd rather eat the skid marks out of my underwear.

Claws of Perdition · January 8th, 2006, 09:18 PM

Thrush

MFJ · January 8th, 2006, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate The Great

Frosting could actually be made of pretty much natural stuff (butter, sugar, etc.), but that's not near cost-efficient enough for a donut shop. They have to use ingredeints derived from propane infused with paint thinner in a hyperbaric chamber coated with lead and mercury.

Always remember, unless it says "derived from evaporated cane juice", it is most likely made of high fructose corn syrup (which is actually synthetic). So even most things that contain sugar are now completely fake.

I'd rather eat the skid marks out of my underwear.

Awesome, I'm so glad to hear you say this stuff. I'm trying to really cut crap like this out of my diet. I've read that at my age of 17, I've most likely already eaten enough chemicals/preservatives that if I stopped eating them entirely (like I'm trying to), all of the ones that are already in me wouldn't be gone by the time I died at an old age. Just terrible...

Granted I'm not the healthiest guy in the world, but I really want to permanately change my diet. I've lost 20 pounds since like September, so let's just keep going with that...

Birkenau · January 8th, 2006, 09:46 PM

I'm seeing Behemoth in 5 days!! Woo!

Conspicuously Absent · January 8th, 2006, 09:46 PM

I joke with my friends that 10000 years down the road, humanity will be extinct and alien archaeologists will be digging around discovering our culture, and in every graveyard they'll find perfectly preserved stomachs from all the preservatives we eat.

Krilons Resa · January 8th, 2006, 10:15 PM

you changed the title of this thread so it would make MORE SENSE!!!!!

NAD · January 8th, 2006, 10:21 PM

yeah i liked the original better.

seriously though, i had no fucking clue what you were talking about so i just followed Nate's lead.

circus_brimstone · January 8th, 2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Doomcifer

you changed the title of this thread so it would make MORE SENSE!!!!!

circus_brimstone · January 8th, 2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by once I was NAD, now I am not

yeah i liked the original better.

seriously though, i had no fucking clue what you were talking about so i just followed Nate's lead.

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