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Old July 4th, 2008, 09:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Tax refund/economic stimulus checks? Porn please...

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An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks have appeared in millions of Americans' mailboxes across the country.
According to Kirk Mishkin, Head Research Consultant for AIMRCo, "Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market."



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Old July 4th, 2008, 09:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well? Where's the porn??
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Old July 4th, 2008, 09:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well? Where's the porn??
Did you read the article? It's not for me to provide. That's what the government stimulus check is for... so you can buy whatever porn you like.

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Old July 4th, 2008, 02:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Stimulus...huhhuhhuhhuh
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