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View Poll Results: We need more Oil of Olay!
Flies 6 35.29%
Mosquitoes 7 41.18%
Roaches 1 5.88%
Spiders 3 17.65%
June Bugs 1 5.88%
Potato Bugs 0 0%
Gnats (Negar option) 0 0%
Bees 0 0%
Lice (Susperia option) 0 0%
Other Please Specify 3 17.65%
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Old July 16th, 2008, 09:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Angry Most annoying Insect!??!

Fucking flies!
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Old July 16th, 2008, 09:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Flies and mosquitoes!

FUCK EM!
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Mosquitoes can really fuck up a good night's sleep. The incessant itching that spreads like wildfire from the repetitive blood suckling, followed by the celebratory ear dives that have you swatting at a phantasma. It must suck to live in Africa.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Other - these tiiiiiiiiny little yellow chigger-like things that instantly land on your skin and bite when you walk outside. They're not chiggers though. Dunno what exactly they are, but I hate em.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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flies
june bugs...the dumbest fucking bugs on the earth.
and ants. jesus. you think you've killed them all, and then they show up in another part of the house. gah
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Old July 17th, 2008, 12:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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http://www.cracked.com/article_15816...-in-world.html
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Old July 17th, 2008, 07:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Spider isn't an insect....
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Old July 17th, 2008, 08:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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mosquitoes -- the one and only downside to living in norrland
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Old July 17th, 2008, 08:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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One of the reasons I'm contemplating doing a semester in the Middle East: No fuckin mosquitos in the desert.
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Old July 17th, 2008, 08:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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My wife used to be a sales rep for an anti-pest device that is mounted to the outside of the house and sprays a chemical into the air at predetermined intervals. She recently told me a story of this ridiculously rich woman who wanted a system installed on the interior of her home (LOL) because she had a brown recluse infestation.

I'm seriously thinking of getting one for my new house. It would break me financially but at least I'd be able to go outside again. I get fucking destroyed just sitting on the porch.
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Old July 17th, 2008, 09:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Fucking flies!
hells fucking yeah
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