Antigama – Zeroland
Selfmadegod Records – SMG021 – November 1st, 2005
By Jason Jordan
Introduction to Grind Studies
Name:
Date:
Please choose the answer that best completes each question.
1. _____ hail from _____, which is a country famous for its consistent, quality metal output.
A.
Antigama – Poland
B.
Stryper – Heaven
C.
…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead – U.S.A.
D.
Cradle of Filth – England
2.
Antigama formed in 2000, has a slew of split EP’s to their name, and a few LP’s.
Zeroland is their _____ full-length.
A. 100th
B. 3rd
C. 0
D. 666th
3. While the band are indeed grind/noise enthusiasts,
Zeroland’s cover art reminds this reviewer of _____’s _____.
A.
The Beatles White Album
B.
Spinal Tap Smell the Glove
C.
Starflyer 59 Gold
D.
Mudvayne L.D. 50
4. The particular album in question is 24 minutes long. The title track – “Zeroland” – is 10 minutes worth of noise, so the record is composed of about _____ minutes of actual, bona fide music.
A. I’m already lost
B. 3.141592…
C. 14
D. –6(3x)y + -(0)
5. Fans of
Antigama’s labelmates (
Third Degree, et al) will like them, as well as lovers of ____ and ____ (Hint: Opeth17 mentioned these two bands in his review of their previous record -
Discomfort).
A.
Krieg and
White Lion
B.
Phish and
Destroyer 666
C.
Zwan and
Bowling for Soup
D.
Crowpath and
Pig Destroyer
6. The musicians are talented and the music is chaotic, well-written grind. So, the overriding problem is that _____.
A. I really have to pee right now
B. We’re fighting the wrong war at the wrong time
C. They have so much material sleeping elsewhere, and
Zeroland itself is just too short to warrant your $15
D. There is no problem. Everything’s great! * cries hysterically *
7. Scientific research shows that ____ best describes
Zeroland, if it were a movie.
A.
Cool as Ice
B.
Goodfellas
C.
Get Shorty
D.
Made in Poland
8.
Antigama’s Zeroland deserves a ____ out of 10.
A. 7
B. LOL
C. !!11!!!1!11
D. Yes
9. The
Official Antigama Website is found at the following location: _____.
A.
www.inhellwiththeoldumserver.com
B.
www.progama.gov
C.
www.grindcorebabes.org
D.
www.antigama.prv.pl
10. The
Official Selfmadegod Records Website can be found at the following location: _____.
A.
www.itsatrap.net
B.
www.google.com
C.
www.selfmadegod.com
D.
www.avantgrind.edu
