Danny Tanner – The Finest Grind

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Danny Tanner – The Finest Grind
Manicidic – Man04 – 2007
By Ryan Starr



Why do I do keep doing this to myself? This band is like a cheap horror movie. You look at it and think “Danny Tanner… this has to be hilarious, I got to check this out”. But rarely does it ever work out that way. This album sucks, and it certainly isn’t The Finest Grind I’ve ever heard. It’s sloppy and unoriginal. What really gets me is that on their bio sheet they label themselves as experimental grindcore/ death metal. I’m sorry, just because you have a couple spots of clean jazzy wankery doesn’t make you experimental. Tons of grind bands have done it, and it certainly isn’t anything special. I’ve got no problem with clean jazzy parts in grind, I really like it when it’s done right, but don’t pretend it’s a new idea.

Humor is also a key point on their bio sheet. Sure, the idea of ‘An International Fried Chicken Ambassador’ may be a bit humorous. But the only thing that made me laugh was the fact that it was so bad. I’ve heard some terrible grind in the past, but this might be the worst. It’s certainly toward the top. Congrats Danny Tanner, you just received the worst review I’ve ever written. Oh, and get a website, or don’t. Same goes for your “label”.

[Lechery666]

How could u not like these guys..they r definatly the finest grindcore ever!! whoever wrote this is a traitor to grindcore and metal!!

[Bleakest Harvest]

Originally Posted by Lechery666

How could u not like these guys..they r definatly the finest grindcore ever!! whoever wrote this is a traitor to grindcore and metal!!

Let me guess - you're in Danny Tanner?

[TheTechnogoat]

these d00d are fucking sick wtf is wrong with you people. you must think grindcore is old underoath hahahaha

wow anyone that doesnt love danny tanner can suck it. DANNY TANNER IS THE FINEST FUCKING GRIND

[BitterBeautyBites]

Danny Tanner is awesome, how could you say they're not?
Do you know anything at all about grindcore?
Are you maybe really old? B/c if you are I totally understand then why you dont like them.
Music changes and older ppl stay in the past. This funky, new band might be too much for you.
Anyway I really dont understand...they are AMAZING!

[ComradeMarshalPie]

This collection of songs is some of the sickest shit around. It seems to me that to give such a terrible review, you would have to have a personal problem with the band. Did they steal your girlfriend or something? DT kicks Ass, and you have to know that is the truth...

Grindcore, quite different than hardcore and the nu-metal scene, is supposed to have a rough sound to it. THUS GRIND-core....obviously you've never heard of anything pre-2000's like six feet under....thats a band that absolutley sounds like shit lol. Danny Tanner is a perfect example of what grind is....they aren't commercialized butt rockers that conform to what narrowminded veiws of people that write reveiws.

[FieryEmber]

DANNY TANNER KICKS ASS! WHOEVER POSTED THE REVIEW IS UNEDUCATED WHEN IT COMES TO GRINDCORE OR DEATH METAL... CERTAIN ASPECT IS MY FAVORITE TUNE. THESE GUYS KNOW HOW TO ROCK HARDCORE...

[JacqeNERDvosa]

Danny Tanner is one if the most awesome band ever.
you don't know what REAL GRINDCORE is
I want to see you whip up some FINE ASS GRINDCORE and let me hear it
seriously now, you're just hating on DT and you want that crappy multi million dollar sound like some bands today who have totally lost their originality.