Joke

Sammi951 · October 11th, 2006, 02:46 PM

A visitor to a mental institution asked the Director how he decided which patients should be kept in...

The Director said "We fill the bath with water, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub"

The visitor said "Oh, I see...a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's biggest"

The Director said "No, a normal person would pull the fucking plug out...would you like a bed near the window?"

WILKS · October 11th, 2006, 03:08 PM

Class pure fucking class

valanx · October 11th, 2006, 03:39 PM

midnightrider · October 11th, 2006, 04:31 PM

an octopus walks into a bar,says to the barman"i bet i can play any musical instrument.The barman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Jimi Hendrix.Another bloke gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.Jock gives him bagpipes,the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused,Jock says "ha can ye nae play it? Octopus says "play it i'm gonna shag it as soon as i get it's fucking pyjamas off"

Fingers · October 12th, 2006, 02:59 AM

Two crackers there !

saxonfan · October 13th, 2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnightrider

an octopus walks into a bar,says to the barman"i bet i can play any musical instrument.The barman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Jimi Hendrix.Another bloke gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.Jock gives him bagpipes,the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused,Jock says "ha can ye nae play it? Octopus says "play it i'm gonna shag it as soon as i get it's fucking pyjamas off"

You got me,I almost spit my beer,don't drink and read..........

SAXONATOR · October 14th, 2006, 04:04 PM

n1ce 1!

here is something to make the brain smoking:

October 11th, 2006, 02:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sammi951 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hyde, Manchester Posts: 1,145	Joke A visitor to a mental institution asked the Director how he decided which patients should be kept in... The Director said "We fill the bath with water, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub" The visitor said "Oh, I see...a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's biggest" The Director said "No, a normal person would pull the fucking plug out...would you like a bed near the window?" __________________ Sam xxx

October 11th, 2006, 03:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
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October 11th, 2006, 04:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
midnightrider Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 239	an octopus walks into a bar,says to the barman"i bet i can play any musical instrument.The barman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Jimi Hendrix.Another bloke gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.Jock gives him bagpipes,the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused,Jock says "ha can ye nae play it? Octopus says "play it i'm gonna shag it as soon as i get it's fucking pyjamas off" Last edited by midnightrider : October 11th, 2006 at 04:43 PM.

October 12th, 2006, 02:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fingers Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: West Sussex Posts: 963	Two crackers there ! __________________ We will remember They were born to rock and roll

October 14th, 2006, 04:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
SAXONATOR Crazy even without Drugs Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Germany - near Dortmund Posts: 390	n1ce 1! here is something to make the brain smoking: __________________ - TAKE CARE: BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU - WE WILL REMEMBER !!!