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Q: Why for fuxake did you expect "The Ring" to be the least bit scary or entertaining when you rented it from the video store?
A: That's because...
Q: Did you know there's a video going around showing Profanity doing what he is constantly claiming he does 5 times a day?
Q: Why were you hitting on that toothless old hag at the bar the other night?
A: I'm betting he'll pay plenty for the negatives.
Q: How's married life treating you?
A: Now that's entertainment!
Q: Did you know that naf is suffering badly with constipation?
A: No, that's more xeno's field of expertise.
Q: Why is this not the most popular thread on Ultimatemetal.com?
A: Go ahead...make my day!
Q: Steve is raped (again) by one of naf's escaped mutant hybrid llamas and you just stand there laughing???
A: I don't think she'll be too impressed.
Q: Is it true xeno spiked your drink with rohypnol the other night?
A: Yeah, she's back on her medication.
Q: What are your thoughts on oral sex?
A: It's quite surprising that she keeps getting away with it.
Q: Do you realize that Ultimate Metal will not accept responsibility or liability for any defamatory, libelous or otherwise inflammatory comments...
Q: How does your girlfriend explain her relationship with you?
A: That's what happens when she doesn't take her medication.
Q: Did you really spend over an hour plucking your nose hair today?
A: I'm pretty sure it was Lady of the Oracle.
Q: Is it true your wife got more than she expected last time she ordered a pizza?
A: That's not exactly surprising, when you think about it.
Q: Do you think it'll be a memorable event?
A: That's pretty hard to believe actually.
Q: Why should anyone follow your lead in getting that Britney Spears tattoo on their left testicle?
A: Yeah, like anyone's gonna care.
Q: Would it be possible to sit through an entire Billy Ray Cyrus album?
A: She even said she'd be prepared to pay for it if necessary.
Q: How would you describe your favourite recreational activity?
A: Yep, he's a trend-setter, no doubt about it.
Q: Is it true you once had a heterosexual experience?
A: No. It's too perilous.
Q: Is it true your aversion to pencil sharpeners is due to an unfortunate incident years ago involving a game of Pictionary with a somewhat over...
Q: Has your sister finally become more discerning with her "generosity"?
A: Uh huh, that seems to be the general consensus.