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Old February 27th, 2007, 10:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This made me laugh..

I'm not in the habit of posting things like this, but I thoguth this one was pretty good!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list

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Old February 27th, 2007, 11:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That pretty much nails it!! I'm guilty of the cell phone thing!
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Old February 28th, 2007, 09:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm guilty of the cell phone thing!
So is Hoyt (Rider of Theli.)
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Old February 28th, 2007, 10:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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So is Hoyt (Rider of Theli.)
...only because I don't have it surgically grafted to my hand, like you do.
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Old February 28th, 2007, 12:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahahahah so true
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Old February 28th, 2007, 12:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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People are shocked when I tell them that I rarely carry a cell phone. My cell phone generally stays at home, except when I'm driving far distances, or know I'll need it. I can't really explain it. I never got in the habit of carrying one, I hate just chatting on the phone. But I know I should carry it when driving 45 miles to work everyday in case an accident occurs. Call me lazy maybe? I do have it today though!
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Old February 28th, 2007, 03:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Naw, you like your privacy and being left alone. Perfectly normal.
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Old March 1st, 2007, 01:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm guilty of several of those points. Hell I could add several!

16. Even though you're hanging out with your friends, that are right across from you, you still IM (on Google Talk) them on your laptop.

17. You and some of your friends (mostly the geek ones) actually pronounce internet abbreviations like "LOL" or spell out "WTF!?!". It's caught on enough that even some of your friends that aren't geeks find themselves doing the same thing and resent you for it. You may even know a geek that says "CAPS LOCK" after saying one of these abbreviations.

18. j00 prolly know wut dis sez, even if j00 r not teh gamer or a 1337 g33k hax0r.

19. You see male enhancement commercials every commercial break. You find it sad that these companies have enough customers to be able to afford to do air so many commercials.

20. Everyone, including senior citizens now know about Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But, they think less of you, because they know that you actually watch it and you thought the promotional stunt was great!
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I didn't notice the number missing either.
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Old March 9th, 2007, 02:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I didn't notice the number missing either.
Me either!! I feel like I've been 'had' - but it's all true!! haha!
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