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Old January 19th, 2008, 06:12 PM   #2501 (permalink)
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Your wish has been granted say Hi to gran for me, ""HAY SHE TOLD ME I LOOKED 18....


I wish I had more time to sleep....
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Old January 19th, 2008, 06:59 PM   #2502 (permalink)
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(girl was 18 y,o so there :P)

Wish granted but when you wake up you have been kissed by a handsom prince and turned into a beautiful princess.

I wish local gangs would like all die or something.

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Old January 20th, 2008, 07:18 AM   #2503 (permalink)
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WISH GRANTED, THEY ALL DIE A BUNCH OF PUSSY'S.....


I WISH I HAD SOME PUSSY TO EAT.....
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Old January 20th, 2008, 08:33 AM   #2504 (permalink)
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granted but it's an old fat black whore pussy dripping off old cum
I wish this diarrhea doesn't stop so i don't have to go to work tomorrow morning
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Old January 20th, 2008, 09:37 AM   #2505 (permalink)
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OK it never stops at all and you have to wear knappies for life.

I wish for a week of extra free time to finish coursework and homework that I can't be bothered to do (all) today.
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Old January 20th, 2008, 11:38 AM   #2506 (permalink)
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granted but you spend it sleeping
I wish they gimme the whole week at work so i can go have fun n stop being so stressed up
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Old January 20th, 2008, 08:32 PM   #2507 (permalink)
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granted you get a week long massage from a eunuch with a taquito.

i wish that the Patriots, Giants and Packers all got sick with leprosy, and the Dallas Cowboy's 1st string got to play the Dallas Cowboys 2nd string in the super bowl.
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Old January 22nd, 2008, 07:40 AM   #2508 (permalink)
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haha u'rs sick dude , but granted still they'll do such a bad game n u'll no more watch the superbowl .
I wish I no more feel sick when i have to clean some new amputated leg or toes n change its bandage
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wish granted cadavria now all you have to do is clean all the amputated heads...

I wish you could clean my head....
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Old January 22nd, 2008, 10:10 AM   #2510 (permalink)
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Wish granted.. kind of, he cuts it off but dumps his load in there and stitches it back on and puts some electricty though you.

I wish I could shoot bin laden and get the money.
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Old January 22nd, 2008, 11:05 AM   #2511 (permalink)
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Wish granted, but you now have Al-Quaida on your ass. Well, when I say on...

I wish I had alcohol.
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Old January 22nd, 2008, 02:49 PM   #2512 (permalink)
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it's a she honey SHE!!!



wish granted old1eye
u get ur alcohol but it's some old lagumy ( that's a tunisian alcohol) fermonted with an old dead dog's head
I wish my right hand was faster at picking the strings wanna do some schuck solos
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it's a she honey SHE!!!(
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so I see from your myspace...

.......

Oh well

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Old January 22nd, 2008, 05:20 PM   #2514 (permalink)
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*cough*

@ cadavria: sure, your hand is faster at picking. but thats only cos you've suddenly developed Parkinson's. Look at it go!
(got my alcohol, yaaay. no dog heads, either)

I wish for a pizza. (sound familiar?)
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Old January 22nd, 2008, 06:26 PM   #2515 (permalink)
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wish granted old1eye
u get ur alcohol but it's some old lagumy ( that's a tunisian alcohol) fermonted with an old dead dog's head
I wish my right hand was faster at picking the strings wanna do some schuck solos
And I A HE, I have two heads one that thinks for me...

The other just sits on my shoulder watching the world go round...

EDIT: Sorry old1eye, wish granted...buuuuut....your pizza tastes like shit.

I toooooo could go A pizza right now....buuuut....not old1eyes shit pizza's..
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Old January 23rd, 2008, 09:27 AM   #2516 (permalink)
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wish granted. You get someone elses shit pizza, after they throw it up.

I wish I could go skiing. Right now.
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Granted but it's in NZ and the volcano erupts.

I wish I could be bothered to grow up.
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Wish granted. That should be punishment enough.

I wish for a nice big joint. Goddamn I want to get high right now.
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wish granted.....Buuuut.....High hates your fucking guts, high's still in the joint..........


I wish....I wish...I wish I could fly.....
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Old January 24th, 2008, 05:12 AM   #2520 (permalink)
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Wish granted. Temporarily. It cuts out the moment you hit 25m above the ground, or whenever you fly over raw sewage.

I wish it were the weekend
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wish granted but You'll have to work with some smelly old people ,wiping them and resisting the envy that pushes you to run n throw ur lunch in the WC
I wish to get a car for my birthday , a nice old black one that i'll get to paint by myself n draw some big sword on it .
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wish granted. well, its... old... and... sort of black-ish, cos most of the rust and oil leaks have sort of congealed into a hard dark mess by now. You can still paint a sword on it if you like.

I wish I didn't feel like shit.
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Are but, yeah but you look like shit and you smell like shit and you probably taste like shit....buuuuuut....OK wish granted poo......


I'm wishing the petrol is cheaper today
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Wish granted. In fact, you're drowning in the stuff. Literally.

I wish my sleep patterns weren't so fucked up
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Old January 25th, 2008, 04:28 PM   #2525 (permalink)
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granted, the world is now in a comma.

i wish i was as tall as shawn bradley.
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