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January 26th, 2008, 02:39 AM
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wish granted...Buuuuut....Your as FAT as FAT ALBURT...HAY HAY HAY... 
I wish I wasn't in so much pain.... 
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GOD MIGHT OF GIVEN YOU ROCK "N" ROLL, BUT
THE DEVIL KICKED HIS ARSE WITH HEAVY METAL
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January 26th, 2008, 05:33 AM
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Mrs. DTfanatic
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: New Jersey
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wish granted....but then youd be dead 
i wish i could be less of a bitch sometimes lol :/
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January 26th, 2008, 05:53 AM
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50 QUID.I.A.S.A.FOR
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your wish has been granted you are no longer a bitch... 
you now become a sweet PUSSY that likes to be stroked... 
I wish I didn't have this summer cold...
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GOD MIGHT OF GIVEN YOU ROCK "N" ROLL, BUT
THE DEVIL KICKED HIS ARSE WITH HEAVY METAL
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January 26th, 2008, 09:02 AM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Under the Everflow
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Granted. It stops being summer but you stay ill.
I wish for sex with a sexy woman.
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January 26th, 2008, 09:04 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hadrumet
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granted but you get some horrible herpes
I wish i could see hypocrasy in live
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Don't take life so seriously , you won't get out alive 
pardon aux libidalgiques progressifs, explosifs et post-coïtaux, leur vie sexuelle ruinée, leur femme qui les quitte, leur famille tout ça
Last edited by cadavria : January 26th, 2008 at 09:06 AM.
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February 12th, 2008, 04:33 AM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Under the Everflow
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You get hypocrit O spex but they give a rash on you behind for some reason.
I wish I had every metal CD.
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February 12th, 2008, 06:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: England
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Wish granted, but you can never find the good ones, just shit like St. Anger or Dragonforce.
I wish I didn't have to wait 6 days to go skiing -.-
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February 13th, 2008, 03:38 AM
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natures' retard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: in times of grace
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you can go skiing right now!
but you crash into a tree.
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- City of the Dead
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"I AM Spiderman!"
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February 13th, 2008, 07:22 AM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
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wish for something then....
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February 13th, 2008, 07:56 AM
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natures' retard
Join Date: May 2002
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shit!
uhh... my wish was that he crashed into a tree 
i wish i could find a better job
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"Oh Christ- the zombies have a helicopter!"
- City of the Dead
"She don't speak not no damn English!"
- Mr. ChiCity
"I AM Spiderman!"
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February 13th, 2008, 08:25 AM
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Wiener Blut
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Granted but you're still just a jigolo.
I wish I girl I like loved me. I mean like put her under a spell 
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February 13th, 2008, 09:55 AM
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natures' retard
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granted, but you get arrested for date rape
i wish i was a famous author
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"Oh Christ- the zombies have a helicopter!"
- City of the Dead
"She don't speak not no damn English!"
- Mr. ChiCity
"I AM Spiderman!"
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February 13th, 2008, 10:01 AM
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Wiener Blut
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Granted. You do Mills and Boon style books but with bestiality.
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February 13th, 2008, 10:11 AM
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natures' retard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: in times of grace
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way to not wish for anything!
i wish i had a wish to corrupt
edit: or was the bestiality your wish?
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"Oh Christ- the zombies have a helicopter!"
- City of the Dead
"She don't speak not no damn English!"
- Mr. ChiCity
"I AM Spiderman!"
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February 13th, 2008, 01:41 PM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
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I wish for a carton of pineapple juice.
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February 14th, 2008, 05:34 AM
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natures' retard
Join Date: May 2002
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you get it... but it's sour
i wish i didn't fuck so much stuff up at work
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"Oh Christ- the zombies have a helicopter!"
- City of the Dead
"She don't speak not no damn English!"
- Mr. ChiCity
"I AM Spiderman!"
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February 14th, 2008, 05:38 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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granted but u fucked ur grandmo instead
i wish my cycles weren't so perfect in time so i could go on a romantic holiday with my BF without their unwanted presence
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Don't take life so seriously , you won't get out alive
pardon aux libidalgiques progressifs, explosifs et post-coïtaux, leur vie sexuelle ruinée, leur femme qui les quitte, leur famille tout ça
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February 14th, 2008, 05:40 AM
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natures' retard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: in times of grace
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jesus that sucks 
granted, but then you'd be pregnant!
i wish i had food.
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"Oh Christ- the zombies have a helicopter!"
- City of the Dead
"She don't speak not no damn English!"
- Mr. ChiCity
"I AM Spiderman!"
- Will Bozarth
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February 14th, 2008, 06:00 AM
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granted but i'm the one who cooked it for u with los of paprika
i wish it wasn't so cold
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Don't take life so seriously , you won't get out alive
pardon aux libidalgiques progressifs, explosifs et post-coïtaux, leur vie sexuelle ruinée, leur femme qui les quitte, leur famille tout ça
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February 14th, 2008, 06:05 AM
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natures' retard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: in times of grace
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but then you'd be on fire (and paprika is AWESOME!!)
i wish i had a lot more money than i do now
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"Oh Christ- the zombies have a helicopter!"
- City of the Dead
"She don't speak not no damn English!"
- Mr. ChiCity
"I AM Spiderman!"
- Will Bozarth
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February 14th, 2008, 06:24 AM
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Senior Member
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granted but u'll give it to me cos u donno what to do with it
i wish i could be less lazy n go shoe shopping before they close
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Don't take life so seriously , you won't get out alive
pardon aux libidalgiques progressifs, explosifs et post-coïtaux, leur vie sexuelle ruinée, leur femme qui les quitte, leur famille tout ça
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February 14th, 2008, 06:26 AM
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natures' retard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: in times of grace
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granted, but when you get to the store youll find out that i took back the money i gave you
i wish i wouldnt have to deal with such difficult and annoying customers at work
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"Oh Christ- the zombies have a helicopter!"
- City of the Dead
"She don't speak not no damn English!"
- Mr. ChiCity
"I AM Spiderman!"
- Will Bozarth
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February 14th, 2008, 06:30 AM
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Senior Member
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granted , u get fired
i wish i could stop eating as many sweets
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Don't take life so seriously , you won't get out alive
pardon aux libidalgiques progressifs, explosifs et post-coïtaux, leur vie sexuelle ruinée, leur femme qui les quitte, leur famille tout ça
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February 14th, 2008, 06:33 AM
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natures' retard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: in times of grace
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granted, but then you'd be diabetic
i wish i was qualified for a better job
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"Oh Christ- the zombies have a helicopter!"
- City of the Dead
"She don't speak not no damn English!"
- Mr. ChiCity
"I AM Spiderman!"
- Will Bozarth
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February 14th, 2008, 06:37 AM
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Senior Member
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grantd u work with me and u see how passionating are the patients here
i wish i could get some codeine
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Don't take life so seriously , you won't get out alive
pardon aux libidalgiques progressifs, explosifs et post-coïtaux, leur vie sexuelle ruinée, leur femme qui les quitte, leur famille tout ça
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