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Old January 26th, 2008, 03:39 AM   #2526 (permalink)
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wish granted...Buuuuut....Your as FAT as FAT ALBURT...HAY HAY HAY...


I wish I wasn't in so much pain....
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Old January 26th, 2008, 06:33 AM   #2527 (permalink)
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wish granted....but then youd be dead

i wish i could be less of a bitch sometimes lol :/
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Old January 26th, 2008, 06:53 AM   #2528 (permalink)
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your wish has been granted you are no longer a bitch...
you now become a sweet PUSSY that likes to be stroked...


I wish I didn't have this summer cold...
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Old January 26th, 2008, 10:02 AM   #2529 (permalink)
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Granted. It stops being summer but you stay ill.

I wish for sex with a sexy woman.
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Old January 26th, 2008, 10:04 AM   #2530 (permalink)
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granted but you get some horrible herpes
I wish i could see hypocrasy in live
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Old February 12th, 2008, 05:33 AM   #2531 (permalink)
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You get hypocrit O spex but they give a rash on you behind for some reason.


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Old February 12th, 2008, 07:23 AM   #2532 (permalink)
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Wish granted, but you can never find the good ones, just shit like St. Anger or Dragonforce.

I wish I didn't have to wait 6 days to go skiing -.-
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Old February 13th, 2008, 04:38 AM   #2533 (permalink)
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you can go skiing right now!

but you crash into a tree.
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Old February 13th, 2008, 08:22 AM   #2534 (permalink)
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wish for something then....
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Old February 13th, 2008, 08:56 AM   #2535 (permalink)
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shit!
uhh... my wish was that he crashed into a tree

i wish i could find a better job
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Old February 13th, 2008, 09:25 AM   #2536 (permalink)
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Granted but you're still just a jigolo.

I wish I girl I like loved me. I mean like put her under a spell
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Old February 13th, 2008, 10:55 AM   #2537 (permalink)
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granted, but you get arrested for date rape

i wish i was a famous author
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Old February 13th, 2008, 11:01 AM   #2538 (permalink)
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Granted. You do Mills and Boon style books but with bestiality.
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Old February 13th, 2008, 11:11 AM   #2539 (permalink)
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way to not wish for anything!

i wish i had a wish to corrupt

edit: or was the bestiality your wish?
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Old February 13th, 2008, 02:41 PM   #2540 (permalink)
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I wish for a carton of pineapple juice.
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Old February 14th, 2008, 06:34 AM   #2541 (permalink)
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you get it... but it's sour

i wish i didn't fuck so much stuff up at work
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Old February 14th, 2008, 06:38 AM   #2542 (permalink)
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granted but u fucked ur grandmo instead
i wish my cycles weren't so perfect in time so i could go on a romantic holiday with my BF without their unwanted presence
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Old February 14th, 2008, 06:40 AM   #2543 (permalink)
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jesus that sucks

granted, but then you'd be pregnant!

i wish i had food.
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Old February 14th, 2008, 07:00 AM   #2544 (permalink)
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granted but i'm the one who cooked it for u with los of paprika
i wish it wasn't so cold
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but then you'd be on fire (and paprika is AWESOME!!)

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Old February 14th, 2008, 07:24 AM   #2546 (permalink)
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granted but u'll give it to me cos u donno what to do with it
i wish i could be less lazy n go shoe shopping before they close
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Old February 14th, 2008, 07:26 AM   #2547 (permalink)
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granted, but when you get to the store youll find out that i took back the money i gave you

i wish i wouldnt have to deal with such difficult and annoying customers at work
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Old February 14th, 2008, 07:30 AM   #2548 (permalink)
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granted , u get fired
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Old February 14th, 2008, 07:33 AM   #2549 (permalink)
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granted, but then you'd be diabetic

i wish i was qualified for a better job
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grantd u work with me and u see how passionating are the patients here
i wish i could get some codeine
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