corrupt-a-wish - Page 11

Deadly · December 30th, 2005, 12:17 PM

Granted, but they're all laughing cause you are not...

I wish he was here now

judas69 · December 30th, 2005, 12:18 PM

Granted, but his armpits smell like the amazon rainforest!!

I wish I had more friends.

Angeleyes Part II · December 30th, 2005, 12:20 PM

Granted,but you should know it cost alot time to keep 'm as your friends and beer ofcourse

I wish i wasn't so confused??

Ethereal Sage · December 30th, 2005, 12:24 PM

granted, they make a tv series out of it.

I wish clowns had to submit their jokes before telling them.

Deadly · December 30th, 2005, 12:27 PM

Granted, now they show the jokes on the news the day before you hear them. This won't be funny anymore

I wish I wasn't engulfed in so much grief

judas69 · December 30th, 2005, 12:28 PM

Granted, now you're a motivational speaker.

I wish I had some new movies to watch.

Angeleyes Part II · December 30th, 2005, 12:58 PM

Granted,but your eyes grow square..

I wish i didn't miss that one person so much..

Deadly · December 30th, 2005, 01:04 PM

Granted, but now you miss others

I wish my christmas tree wasn't croocked (sp?), (I mean the opposite of straight.)

judas69 · December 30th, 2005, 01:08 PM

Granted, but now Christmas is over.

I wish I knew how to juggle.

Angeleyes Part II · December 30th, 2005, 01:10 PM

Granted,your now a famous ball-juggler..

I wish i had more wonderful music to listen too..

Deadly · December 30th, 2005, 01:14 PM

Granted, but it's only because you turned into a techno-freak. So it's all just an illusion

I wish that stupid grey cat stopped hating me

chris-o-fer · December 30th, 2005, 02:06 PM

granted, but now a stupid black cat hates you.

i was i wasn't lactose intolerant

Deadly · December 30th, 2005, 02:38 PM

Granted, now the only thing you can survive on are lactose-products, have fun with your yoghurt and milk, forevah mwuahahahahahahhaa!

I wish I didn't forget names this easily

chris-o-fer · December 30th, 2005, 04:39 PM

granted. but now nobody remembers you.

i wish i had a watermelon, a pudding, and some pie.

Ethereal Sage · December 30th, 2005, 07:47 PM

Granted, but they come to you mixed in one big mushy pile.

I wish I had a spa.

judas69 · December 31st, 2005, 12:53 AM

Granted, but a smelly old man comes with it.

I wish I had a McDonalds in my backyard.

Angeleyes Part II · December 31st, 2005, 02:34 AM

Granted,but you get so fat of the food,they finally have to roll you up to the frontdoor

I wish i didn't have to do boring shopping in a minute..

judas69 · December 31st, 2005, 04:30 AM

Granted, but you'd be here with me .. (I think I just insulted myself)

I wish I had my sexy signature back.

Angeleyes Part II · December 31st, 2005, 06:14 AM

Granted,cause they send all the feminist to the moon..

I wish i knew what to say..

judas69 · December 31st, 2005, 06:30 AM

Graned .. you said "hi", and I'll say "hi" back

I wish everyone a happy new years!

Angeleyes Part II · December 31st, 2005, 07:21 AM

Granted,so i say hi..and happy new year to you too

I wish 2006 will bring me some happy moments..

gatedropper · December 31st, 2005, 07:44 PM

Granted but they are so far and few between that you go bonkers by the end of the year.

I wish I could go out with a bang.

judas69 · December 31st, 2005, 10:53 PM

Granted, but that bang is your liver exploding.

I wish something would destroy the earth in 2006!

Ethereal Sage · January 1st, 2006, 06:39 AM

Granted, but it's the small 1 metre square of earth under your feet only.

I wish colours had taste.

judas69 · January 1st, 2006, 07:32 AM

Granted, but the licking epidemic this created increased STD transmission 1000 fold, and you die of AIDS the following week.

I wish it was New Years Day, everyday.