corrupt-a-wish - Page 12

Ethereal Sage · January 1st, 2006, 08:42 AM

Granted, you have to watch holiday season tv programming for the rest of your life.

I wish some good movies would be released soon.

judas69 · January 1st, 2006, 10:05 AM

Granted, but "good" as deemed so only by a group of hyper 5 year old critics on a sugar high.

I wish this snow would go away!

gatedropper · January 1st, 2006, 11:16 AM

Granted but now it is liquid and you drown in a pool of ice cold water.

I wish I could find the Ark of the Covenant.

judas69 · January 1st, 2006, 03:24 PM

Granted, but when you do Jesus returns and saves all Christians ..and completely forgets about you.

I wish I could marry Peta Wilson.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 10:32 AM

Granted, but she doesn't love you

I wish I could find the cd of Naio Ssaion

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 10:43 AM

Granted, but you cut yourself in the process and pick up a horrible disease.

I wish some past members would post here again.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 10:45 AM

Granted, but they don't really remember you, and ignore you

I wish my dreams come true

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 10:54 AM

Granted, but they become the only truth...and you become confused.

I wish everyone had psychic ability.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 10:56 AM

Granted, but you are still laughed at...

I wish that he would like me too and show it to me

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 11:10 AM

Granted...he makes balloon figures for you.

I wish it weren't so complicated.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 11:23 AM

Granted, now everything's easy... and your murderer gets away with an icecream.

I wish I could see like normal people

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 11:46 AM

^granted...you see the stupidity of politics.

I wish it weren't up to me.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 11:49 AM

Granted, but now it's all up to someone else, and you made someone very sad.

I wish he was less cute

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 11:51 AM

Granted, he's less attractive than the side of a barn.

I wish some people would think before they speak.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 11:52 AM

Granted, but now it's offly quiet

I wish he'd talk to me

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 11:58 AM

Granted, he speaks pure shite.

I wish it weren't true.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 12:02 PM

Granted, now you live a lie

I wish he was nicer to my friends

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 12:04 PM

Granted, he forgets you to concentrate on them.

I wish both of them would make up.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 12:05 PM

Granted, but they're still unhappy

I wish he was goth, or at least metal...

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 12:07 PM

Granted...he's so intense he doesn't speak....ever.

I wish one could forget it all.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 12:11 PM

Granted, now you resent the fact that you can't remember anything

I wish roses ment something to me

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 12:12 PM

Granted, they mean blood is spilt.

I wish I didn't have to ruin Deadly's wishes.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 12:14 PM

Granted, but she'd feel sad if she had to ruin your's

I wish I didn't live in a craphole...

Ethereal Sage · January 2nd, 2006, 12:16 PM

Granted, you live in a shithole instead.

I wish I couldmake it better for Deadly.

Deadly · January 2nd, 2006, 12:19 PM

Granted, (how can I ruin that??)

I wish I could move to Italy instead