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Old November 13th, 2005, 05:46 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Granted but your dead cold corpse won't come back to life.


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Old November 13th, 2005, 05:53 AM   #27 (permalink)
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granted, but the biggestm hairiest, sweatiest fat man at your job will sit on your lap to get a better veiw.

i wish my jaw would stop hurting.
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Old November 13th, 2005, 06:07 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Granted, but date men with smaller cocks.

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Old November 14th, 2005, 09:42 PM   #29 (permalink)
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granted, but her name is bea arthur.

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Old November 15th, 2005, 01:22 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm sorry but your wish was cannot be granted because it is a lie.

I wish I could listen to 5 CD's at once because there is so much music I want to listen to.
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Old November 15th, 2005, 04:23 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Granted, But they are all Good Charlotte or other generic pop-punk albums.

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Old November 15th, 2005, 11:57 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Granted, Now you are living in Norway fool!

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Old November 15th, 2005, 12:43 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Granted, but it was nuclear and now you have cancer.

I wish I had something better to do.
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Old November 15th, 2005, 03:03 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Granted, but you're now sitting in front of your tv watching a cheap dungeon porn while fisting a jar full of mayonaise.

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Old November 15th, 2005, 06:39 PM   #35 (permalink)
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granted , but you must eat them off a fat mans ass.

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Old November 15th, 2005, 11:28 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Granted, but not your locked in Hot Topic.


Ohhh... I think this thread should be closed now! That killed it
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Old November 16th, 2005, 04:44 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old November 17th, 2005, 09:12 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Granted, but overzealous US DoJ officials close every topic that does not pertain to how great Bush is. On the whole internet

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Old November 17th, 2005, 10:02 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Granted, but now Hardcore takes it's place and even tehy start crying

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Old November 18th, 2005, 05:42 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Granted but now your Naked Juice sac has become too full and has ruptured spilling the juice all over the DMV's front hallway floor.

I want a nun and a burro in the frosty light.
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Old November 20th, 2005, 03:47 PM   #41 (permalink)
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granted, but they arrived together, as a nun, IN a burro in the frosty light, and now you have to eat her.

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Old November 20th, 2005, 11:18 PM   #42 (permalink)
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pics please

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Old November 21st, 2005, 12:09 PM   #43 (permalink)
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i gotta grab some batterys for the digicam, and i will do that

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GD, your turnig this thread into Q&A

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Old November 21st, 2005, 01:49 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Granted but now your girlfriend bitches twice as much to make up for it.

I wish I could get off my lazy ass and go to the courier and send off this package.
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Old November 21st, 2005, 02:59 PM   #45 (permalink)
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granted, the ass sore's you've accumulated for sitting down so long.

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Old November 23rd, 2005, 02:23 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Granted, but it was stolen from a mob of zombies..
(Sorry first time at trying this out.......)

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Old November 23rd, 2005, 02:41 AM   #47 (permalink)
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granted, but it always misfires


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granted, but then they shoot you in the face with tazers.

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Old November 23rd, 2005, 12:45 PM   #49 (permalink)
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granted, but we have a nuclear winterr first.



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granted, but you can only eat your family.

i wish i didn't have to eat the same old t-giving crap tomorrow
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