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June 25th, 2008, 03:13 AM
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None, that's a man's task! 
How do men exercise on the beach?
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June 25th, 2008, 07:45 AM
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Hmmmm, With the help of a good woman who knows how to stretch that most important muscle she's been longing for, be carefull of sandburn  .
Why do we wish our lives away? 
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GOD MIGHT OF GIVEN YOU ROCK "N" ROLL, BUT
THE DEVIL KICKED HIS ARSE WITH HEAVY METAL
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June 25th, 2008, 10:59 AM
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Fresh outa da technodrome
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Because we got sorted into the wrong bodies.
why am I yellow?
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June 25th, 2008, 04:10 PM
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Wicked Witch
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You've eaten too many carrots!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
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June 26th, 2008, 01:44 AM
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The worm loves too eat out the apple 
How big is toooooo big? 
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GOD MIGHT OF GIVEN YOU ROCK "N" ROLL, BUT
THE DEVIL KICKED HIS ARSE WITH HEAVY METAL
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June 26th, 2008, 03:35 AM
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Wicked Witch
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When smaller fits better.
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
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June 26th, 2008, 05:56 AM
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Fresh outa da technodrome
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For a fag.
where's my pussycat?
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June 26th, 2008, 02:10 PM
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Wicked Witch
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She's on a mouse hunt!
What do you do with the mouse, when your cat brings it home to you?
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June 26th, 2008, 02:46 PM
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ὁ δύσκος λύκος
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Put it in the cat's food-bowl
How often do you get gas in the morning?
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June 27th, 2008, 12:46 AM
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Only on a wednesday, its cheaper by about 12 cents a litre
How many times can you count to 20 without loosing your count to 20?
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