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Old June 6th, 2009, 07:59 PM   #601 (permalink)
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Cause they are too full of them selves.

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Old June 15th, 2009, 12:31 PM   #602 (permalink)
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how the f*** do you know ???? nothing good happens to you

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Old June 15th, 2009, 03:28 PM   #603 (permalink)
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^who says theres no after life?

why do soo many people like metallica when they're THE worst band in the history of music, plus the singer is fucking awful.
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Old June 15th, 2009, 07:46 PM   #604 (permalink)
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Because they have the most awesomest drummer ever...

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Old June 16th, 2009, 01:09 AM   #605 (permalink)
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because you fucking listen to metallica and just complimented the worst band in EXISTENCE.

do you like my sig? if you don't you don't KNOW EPIC DOOM.
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Old June 16th, 2009, 08:29 AM   #606 (permalink)
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Yes I know your sig. There's not a lot of epic doom out there, but Saturnus and While Heaven Wept are my favs.

Why did you not catch the sarcasm in my last answer?
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Old June 16th, 2009, 06:14 PM   #607 (permalink)
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about the awesomeness drummer? because it's hard to notice sarcasm over an internet message board.

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Old June 16th, 2009, 09:42 PM   #608 (permalink)
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about the awesomeness drummer? because it's hard to notice sarcasm over an internet message board.

If Hitler won how would the world have turned out?
I hate Metallica.

The world would have turned out alright. Except for everyone outside of Germany...

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Old June 16th, 2009, 11:56 PM   #609 (permalink)
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They still do at my place and I just saw a commercial. You got scammed

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Old June 18th, 2009, 04:26 PM   #610 (permalink)
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I don't dislike them. I don't care either way. I don't skateboard myself though.

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Old June 20th, 2009, 06:08 PM   #611 (permalink)
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Never been there so I wouldn't know.

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Old June 21st, 2009, 03:26 PM   #612 (permalink)
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It doesn't increase the iq...

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Old June 21st, 2009, 04:41 PM   #613 (permalink)
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Donno, never tryed eating it .
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Old June 22nd, 2009, 01:42 AM   #614 (permalink)
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It's a defense mechanism against brunette hotties.

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Old June 22nd, 2009, 01:45 PM   #615 (permalink)
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 12:48 AM   #616 (permalink)
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Old June 23rd, 2009, 01:40 AM   #617 (permalink)
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:09 AM   #618 (permalink)
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Then it would be brutal...

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Old June 24th, 2009, 05:11 PM   #619 (permalink)
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...brutal be would it then

isn't it strange ..... we eat a lot and shit a little ? Why ?
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Old June 24th, 2009, 09:44 PM   #620 (permalink)
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Damn, I knew I forgot something!

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Old July 18th, 2009, 07:24 PM   #622 (permalink)
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you see, your question is so stupid that no one could possibly answer it all that time :P

why is it so hard to ask a stupid question while asking a smart one could be easy and why does this threat exists anyway ?
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Old July 29th, 2009, 11:45 PM   #623 (permalink)
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You asked two questions, thereby nullifying a legitimate answer.

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Old June 24th, 2010, 11:19 AM   #624 (permalink)
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Old June 28th, 2010, 06:35 PM   #625 (permalink)
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Because he's doing some diving torturing.

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