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October 15th, 2010, 03:18 AM
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Still uses both hands
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Because your stupid
Why does poop smell and taste so awful why can't it taste and smell like chocolate?
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Originally Posted by repetitive electronic music
being passionate about stuff is so played lol. if youre not an apathetic nihilist who cannot be moved by anything gtfo
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October 17th, 2010, 08:29 AM
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#627 (permalink)
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Never banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Ayn Rand is dead hahahahaha
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Because your mom not educated like you are
Why are there smart disability people?
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October 17th, 2010, 11:08 PM
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#628 (permalink)
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Still uses both hands
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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God slid his hand across the keyboard one day and said let there be smart disability people!
Why is Charles Manson a bad man?
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Originally Posted by repetitive electronic music
being passionate about stuff is so played lol. if youre not an apathetic nihilist who cannot be moved by anything gtfo
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October 18th, 2010, 05:52 AM
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#629 (permalink)
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Never banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Ayn Rand is dead hahahahaha
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Because his wanted to be a rock star but it failed so he became bad when murdering innocent people.
Why won't pigs fly?
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October 19th, 2010, 03:20 AM
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Still uses both hands
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 2,240
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Because we wouldn't be able to eat bacon.
Why so serious?
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Originally Posted by repetitive electronic music
being passionate about stuff is so played lol. if youre not an apathetic nihilist who cannot be moved by anything gtfo
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October 19th, 2010, 01:43 PM
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#631 (permalink)
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Never banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Ayn Rand is dead hahahahaha
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Because the Joker is.
Why can't you piss in the window?
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October 22nd, 2010, 02:53 AM
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Still uses both hands
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 2,240
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Because it's flat.
Why can't you touch the sky?
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Originally Posted by repetitive electronic music
being passionate about stuff is so played lol. if youre not an apathetic nihilist who cannot be moved by anything gtfo
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October 25th, 2010, 02:49 PM
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Never banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Ayn Rand is dead hahahahaha
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Because your too short
Why isn't there a holiday for Lincoln and Washington?
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October 25th, 2010, 08:50 PM
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Still uses both hands
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 2,240
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Because they are too ugly and smelly.
Why is pizza round?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by repetitive electronic music
being passionate about stuff is so played lol. if youre not an apathetic nihilist who cannot be moved by anything gtfo
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April 19th, 2011, 03:06 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: South africa, in a small shitty town
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Its tastier when its round, so from now on you only get round pizza's
Why if you jump up in the air, you dont stay in the air?
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September 26th, 2011, 10:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Because the planet is attracted to you and has to jump to meet your feet.
Why is rape worse than theft, assault and murder?
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October 16th, 2011, 11:34 AM
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Because its the only one your (figurative) mum would enjoy. 
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October 19th, 2011, 11:05 AM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Under the Everflow
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Herpes.
What would it take to get some nice woman to come here and cook me a chicken and mushroom pie with roast potatoes?
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October 22nd, 2011, 07:08 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Finland
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It takes a nuclear war.
How does Kenny always get back to life in South Park?
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October 22nd, 2011, 05:10 PM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Under the Everflow
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Islam brings him back to life.
Why can't I be bothered to go out tonight?
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November 12th, 2011, 11:16 AM
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Webmaster
Join Date: Jun 2006
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your mom grounded you
should I slice off my penis? and if so, should I flush it down the toilet, or should I throw it in the blender and make a nutritious smoothie
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May 3rd, 2012, 07:55 PM
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#642 (permalink)
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Il Greeco
Join Date: May 2012
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All of the above.
Why is it so damn windy outside?
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July 17th, 2012, 01:00 PM
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Construct
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Jurupa Valley, California
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Because air pressure differences move air, causing wind :P
Why does Southern California never fucking get cold?
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July 17th, 2012, 01:05 PM
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Construct
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Jurupa Valley, California
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:P
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August 6th, 2012, 02:37 AM
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Boys, smokes, let's go!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: ON, Canada
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Because Amurrica doesn't get cold like here in Canada.
Why is Canada so fucking awesome?
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My metal forums
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cythraul
I really want to hang out with the butt one of these days. Seriously, dude. Let's hang out. I'll get you a beer. Just don't try to have sex with me.
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Imagine if I pulled my dick apart, shoved my head down my dick hole and couldn't pull my head out.
You're welcome.
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September 6th, 2012, 10:39 PM
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#646 (permalink)
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Canada
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Because the beer is stronger, making the chicks better looking.
Why do chicks get uglier with age but men get better?
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September 7th, 2012, 07:20 AM
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#647 (permalink)
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Because living an entire life envying men, they start to look like men
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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October 2nd, 2012, 06:42 AM
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#648 (permalink)
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Boys, smokes, let's go!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: ON, Canada
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Yes.
Why do cigarettes kick so much ass?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cythraul
I really want to hang out with the butt one of these days. Seriously, dude. Let's hang out. I'll get you a beer. Just don't try to have sex with me.
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Originally Posted by mutantllama
Imagine if I pulled my dick apart, shoved my head down my dick hole and couldn't pull my head out.
You're welcome.
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October 2nd, 2012, 11:40 PM
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#649 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Canada
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Because they produce a calming relaxing effect, while taking off all the old crotchety years of your life.
Why does the radio play crappy music?
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