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Old October 15th, 2010, 03:18 AM   #626 (permalink)
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Because your stupid

Why does poop smell and taste so awful why can't it taste and smell like chocolate?
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Old October 17th, 2010, 08:29 AM   #627 (permalink)
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Because your mom not educated like you are



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Old October 17th, 2010, 11:08 PM   #628 (permalink)
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God slid his hand across the keyboard one day and said let there be smart disability people!

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Old October 18th, 2010, 05:52 AM   #629 (permalink)
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Because his wanted to be a rock star but it failed so he became bad when murdering innocent people.


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Old October 19th, 2010, 03:20 AM   #630 (permalink)
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Because we wouldn't be able to eat bacon.

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Old October 19th, 2010, 01:43 PM   #631 (permalink)
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Old October 22nd, 2010, 02:53 AM   #632 (permalink)
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Because it's flat.

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Old October 25th, 2010, 02:49 PM   #633 (permalink)
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Old October 25th, 2010, 08:50 PM   #634 (permalink)
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Because they are too ugly and smelly.

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Old April 19th, 2011, 03:06 AM   #635 (permalink)
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Its tastier when its round, so from now on you only get round pizza's

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Old September 26th, 2011, 10:53 PM   #636 (permalink)
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Because the planet is attracted to you and has to jump to meet your feet.

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Old October 16th, 2011, 11:34 AM   #637 (permalink)
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Because its the only one your (figurative) mum would enjoy.

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Old October 19th, 2011, 11:05 AM   #638 (permalink)
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Herpes.
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Old October 22nd, 2011, 07:08 AM   #639 (permalink)
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It takes a nuclear war.
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Old October 22nd, 2011, 05:10 PM   #640 (permalink)
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Islam brings him back to life.

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Old November 12th, 2011, 11:16 AM   #641 (permalink)
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your mom grounded you

should I slice off my penis? and if so, should I flush it down the toilet, or should I throw it in the blender and make a nutritious smoothie
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Old May 3rd, 2012, 07:55 PM   #642 (permalink)
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All of the above.


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Old July 17th, 2012, 01:00 PM   #643 (permalink)
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Because air pressure differences move air, causing wind :P

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Old August 6th, 2012, 02:37 AM   #645 (permalink)
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Because Amurrica doesn't get cold like here in Canada.

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Old September 6th, 2012, 10:39 PM   #646 (permalink)
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Because the beer is stronger, making the chicks better looking.

Why do chicks get uglier with age but men get better?
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Old September 7th, 2012, 07:20 AM   #647 (permalink)
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Because living an entire life envying men, they start to look like men

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Old October 2nd, 2012, 06:42 AM   #648 (permalink)
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Yes.

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Old October 2nd, 2012, 11:40 PM   #649 (permalink)
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Because they produce a calming relaxing effect, while taking off all the old crotchety years of your life.

Why does the radio play crappy music?
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