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a series of haikus (NE Metalfest thread #1)

Discussion in 'Kayo Dot' started by VangelicSurgeon, May 17, 2003.

  1. VangelicSurgeon

    VangelicSurgeon Three Star General

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    Denny's is warm
    never trust a Serb named Dave
    with your belongings

    Pam - best waitress evr
    coffee is a laxative
    and quite powerful

    the commuter rail
    does not run often enough
    Denny's is warm

    Unexpectedly
    the table wobbles a bit
    seven hours to go

    "Give me back my phone
    give me back my fucking phone"
    pls shut that bitch up

    how is it you knew
    cell phone was about to die
    no call to goatschool

    checking your balance
    important to do often
    ATM is warm
     
  2. goatschool

    goatschool Member

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  3. deadair

    deadair Overly-Cryptic Jake

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    sounds... like... you are... having... fun?
     
  4. VangelicSurgeon

    VangelicSurgeon Three Star General

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    I'm not sure if I would necessarily have phrased it that way, but it wasn't NOT fun.
     
  5. chupe666

    chupe666 You may enter up to 25 ch

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    was it cold?

    or were the Denny's and ATM just involved in a serious game of "warmer colder"?
     
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    Okay. I guess I'll tell the story. Azal arrived. He and Josh hit it off so well that the former's date stormed off screaming "fag hag". Josh went to spend the night but the dishonest serb drove off with his belongings and left him stranded in Worcester. Greg was there as he uhhh... had an ice cream and pie social with Opeth after their set.

    xoxoxo
    -k-
     
  7. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    I was so tired
    so I left the metalfest
    no re-entry, fuck!
     
  8. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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    azal: Goal!
     
  9. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    when are you leaving?
    can we get a ride later?
    questions never asked
     
  10. VangelicSurgeon

    VangelicSurgeon Three Star General

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    I kinda figured since my bag was in your car that you would let me know when you were leaving. I don't think we were expecting a ride from you anywhere though.

    tomorrow I will start editing your posts so beware!
     
  11. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    haha shit.

    here's the whole story.

    I completely forgot about your bag!!

    I was mad beat by the time opeth came on, I woke up at 6 that day, drove 4.5 hrs and was totally drained. So I bailed. I saw the bag, I went back and they were all "no re-entry...you know the rules."

    so I'm like fuck.

    I figured you guys were taking the train back to greg's and would come back tommorow and I would give you your stuff. And if it was like your change of clothes, I was gonna offer you guys to come to the hotel and like shower and change if you wanted to.

    I didn't know you guys were gonna hang all night in Worcester and didn't have a ride. And if you asked me, I would have totally given you guys a lift to Greg's or whatever.

    that's the whole truth!
    so you guys were bobby bad-planning and I was franky forgetful, and shit got fucked up.

    Whatever though, I'll take a week of internet guilt trips and hurtful haikus if neccessary.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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    i blame no one but myself for being stranded.
     
  13. goatschool

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    this is all really beautiful
     
  14. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    to get back on topic.

    "Suffocation, man!"
    "No Cryptopsy's brutaller!"
    Songs from the bathroom
     
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    I blame that little leprechaun bastard in that atonal hardcore band.We were too busy giggling for the next few hours to introduce logic. Well... okay. I thought of it and even had a plan just in case but dude, she was drunk and fat and incoherent! You can't expect me to pay attention.

    xoxoxo
    -k-
     
  16. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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    thats right i forgot about kleo getting the lovin on friday night. she was all over you dude.

    also azal, i was looking for yuo guys after strapping young lad to see if you all wanted to get some drinks before i was on my way out. sorry i didn't get to say bye.
     
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    She asked me to email her. As repayment for the booze, I did so.

    "Hello. This is the tallish blur you hit on and bought a shot for during Opeth while ranting about how sweet and sexy I was. Just emailed to thank you for the semi-inadvertent amusement and fully intentional alcohol. . ."

    Ought to be interesting if she replies. I was all of 2 feet behind her yesterday and she didn't recognize me. Just as well. I've got a humdinger of a 33 year old goth! YEEEEEEHAW!

    xoxoxo
    -k-

    p.s. Will trade said goth for case of Ramen.
     
  18. avi

    avi W3RK3R

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    please post pictures dudes
    i'm sorry I wasn't there
    west coast is da sux
     
  19. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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    here's a new one:

    Worcester peeps are nice
    crazy cabbie is our friend
    loud song wakes us up
     
  20. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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    it hurts to sit down
    dancing makes me very sore
    it hurts to get up
     

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