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Allow me to introduce the number 8

Discussion in 'Non-Opeth Music Chat' started by Resonator, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. Resonator

    Resonator Member

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    Once upon a time there was an integer named Zero. He didn't like to be alone, so he created One, so they could be together in harmony. Then they both got bored with each other, and decided to do something new, so they began to walk in a forward direction, and they could see the number 3 trailing all the way back to the beginning. After a while, they decided that doing other things was the right thing to do, so they decided to walk backwards, and in doing so created 4. Then when they saw four, they began to think of how they might be able to do that walk differently. Eventually, they began to walk around in circles, and created 5 in the process. When they saw all the directions they could go, those visions became 6. And when they thought of which one to call the true way, their desire became 7. And when they found out they were sacrificing the rest of 6 for 7, they decided that it was ok, and 7 transformed into 8. And when all their children became of age, they found that the children would run about without caring. So they created 9 to make sure the children did not regret their actions.
     
  2. Slunk

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    While reading this I got that (Cue beat) "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever dooooo" stuck in my head.

    Thanks
     
  3. Widows Sulk

    Widows Sulk New Metal Member

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    NO! god created everything not the number 0 wtf cn u believe this guy hella blahspemign the LORD ur gonna go to hell buddy
     
  4. Kenneth R.

    Kenneth R. Cináed

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    This is a good report man. You should get an A on Monday.

    Assuming you're turning it in for 1st grade.
     
  5. MoonlightOrchid

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    w.....t.....f....:erk:
     
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    it's another classic from resonator and his overactive imagination. you have to give the guy some credit.
     
  7. hexwind

    hexwind Creepiness Och Terrorism

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    Resonator, you disappeared for over a month and then came back worse than ever !
     
  8. Space Butler

    Space Butler Varg stabbed first

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    1+1= 1 on a bun
     
  9. Nasty-Fire

    Nasty-Fire Discursion

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    Can't you see that he's talking about all the dimensions and is truthful about everything? It all makes sense now.

    I now wonder if the psychiatric hospital would consider have him in their institution. That's the mystery of life!

    I bet everyone here wants the hear the absolutely beautiful story of how the four elements (fire, water, wind, earth) met together in a divine orgy of supreme and holy creation. Please tell us, daddy!

    I now consider that it is possible for him to have kids and I'm horrified.

    :loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco::loco:

    Thread-title-related answer...
    And the answer is no.
     
  10. greasyboat

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    what the hell?
     
  11. Nasty-Fire

    Nasty-Fire Discursion

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    I'm refering you to the "Faith?" thread.
     
  12. Resonator

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    It's called a short story. It can be about anything. But meh, this should explain:

     
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    How does System relate to this?
     
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    what the fuck are you rambling about now resonator
     
  15. Space Butler

    Space Butler Varg stabbed first

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    I think this explains better:

    [youtube]BbEIMNx8xkc&feature=related[/youtube]
     
  16. Resonator

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    You'll read the lyrics and understand. But I take it in a different way, you might say.
     
  17. hexwind

    hexwind Creepiness Och Terrorism

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    ^Resonator, did a girl, that you are in love with, leave you for somebody else or anything? or at least left you fucked up to the point you started doing such things and couldn't leave your psychedelic world?? :lol:
    If so, get over it ! it leads to nothing but utter madness
     
  18. Nasty-Fire

    Nasty-Fire Discursion

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    Well that's what I thought you wanted us to look. But I have read the lyrics and still don't get where you want to head with it. I mean, it has almost nothing to do with whatever you have said. You're just crazy, as always.
     
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    Time for some mouth to mouth.

    ...Followed by cheek to cheek, for at least a week.
     
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