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An iPod, 5 band discographies, an island, 8 cheeseburgers

Discussion in 'General Metal Discussion' started by Bruticus, Aug 27, 2019.

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What does "S.T.D." stand for ?

  1. It doesn't stand for.

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  2. Sexually Transmitted Doughnuts

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  3. It depends in which hemisphere you live, the acronym changes according to latitude

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  4. The 14th century.

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  1. Bruticus

    Bruticus Member

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    If you were stranded on an island and all you had with you was your early 2000's ipod but you only had 5 metal band discographies on there. Which ones would you wish you had the most ? Which 5 bands are that essential to you that you'd have to listen to their shit for the rest. of. Your. LIFE. (or, you know, one day until you get rescued casually).
    The cheeseburgers are just there, don't worry about them too much.
     
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    It wont matter what collections you have it's an iPod the battery will be flat in an hour and your little fantasy hasn't allowed for a power/charge source.
     
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    It's charged to max and you've got a few days to listen to 5 band discographies, (between the wanks and contemplation of the deep self).
     
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    Why can you only listen to the music between wanks?
     
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    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    First thing I would make is a charging tool that would convert wanking energy to electricity and transmit it to the iPod. After rescue I would patent it as The Wankcharger.
     
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    You would be a millionaire!
     
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  9. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    STD stands for 'Stop Typing, Dumbass'
     
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    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    What kind of videos of you sucking dick do you have on your ipod when you live on faggot island.
     
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