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Discussion in 'CoB Off-topic' started by (__Joonas__), Jan 28, 2009.

  1. (__Joonas__)

    (__Joonas__) † Followed the Reaper †

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    What in the fuck?
    Edit:

    Actually, no.
    This thread is perfect. The amount of homo in this forum as of late has been asking for it for a while.
    May you begin your new career as the leader of the newfags, and give them many tips on how to apply their Laiho makeup, and getting to the front of the "Suck Alexi's Dick" fanboi line.
     
  3. (__Joonas__)

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    giver or receiver?
     
  5. CliffBurton

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    Do you really need to ask?
     
  6. (__Joonas__)

    (__Joonas__) † Followed the Reaper †

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    Ok none of this homo bullshit
     
  7. kilon

    kilon I told you!

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    So...
    End of this thread then?
     
  8. (__Joonas__)

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    Shit, I guess so.
     
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    Probably, since Joonas has apparently banned questions about his homosexuality, and he doesn't know much more than "how to be a queer."
     
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    Here they spell Jonas with 1 o
    Joonas is too many o
     
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    No! I can see that this will become the greatest "Ask...." thread made.

    So, how do snakes reproduce? That's something I never learned in school.
     
  12. dreams_of_eternal_hate

    dreams_of_eternal_hate I'm in space

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    Do people with down syndrome feel sorry for you?
     
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    an ask leandro thread would pwn every thread in history of UM
     
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    I think they just wrap around each other, which looks pretty sexy in my opinion. The sexual act in itself is nothing special. Snakes also fight by getting tied up around each other sometimes, but the shit thing is the snake doesn't always know whether it's biting the enemy or itself. :lol:

    You mean the syndrome concerning invalidity in cognition and physical appearance? I've never asked if they do but maybe you can tell. :Smug:
     
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    Ensi CAT WITH FUKKEN PODS

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    Do you like mine and bodomonkeys ask thread?

    Will it ever get moar epic than ours?
     
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    What makes you think you would be a good user to answer our questions?
     
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    Standard for all beginning ask threads: What's the meaning of life?
     
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    Can you, without the aid of a dictionary, define cognitive.
     
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    Because I have porn mustaches.

    We were put here to feel joy, have sex and make metal music :kickass:
     

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