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Attn: Jerkheads using the printer

Discussion in 'Kayo Dot' started by TheNewChupe, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. TheNewChupe

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    Just because my cube sits opposite the printer does NOT mean I am an office supply store.

    1) Do not ask me to use my stapler. I have put a new one on the table next to the printer so shut it.

    2) Do not ask me to use my red pen. I will, however, chop off your finger to oblige you otherwise.

    3) Do not ask me for scissors- I don't have any. (so as to avoid random acts of #2)

    4) Do not congregate around the printer to discuss any of the following:
    - what you are having for lunch and how many Weight Watchers points it is
    - the stupid things your wretched offspring say
    - dumb gossip about who is not carrying their work load and whether they should be fired or not (you have less authority than the stapler i left on the table by the printer)
    - your opinions on last night's hockey/baseball/football/basketball/cricket game. You will never work for ESPN and I don't want to hear about how you could've thrown a pass better than that stupid Kurt Warner because you were more at age 3 than you have ever/will ever amount(ed) to since.


    Anything but compliance will be seen as an act of war.

    Sincerely,
    Chupe J Chupington
     
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    At first glance, I thought this thread was about Action Jackson
     
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    i have a printer AND a fax right behind my desk... total lingering coworker central :(
     
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    excellent summation.

    you probably also get: "this message says 'low toner.' can you change the toner cartridge for me?"
     
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    What day is it? Oh nevermind, I just checked Twitter.

    What's a Twitter?
     
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    ^ True indeed. Don't worry sir, we won't disturb you again with such inquiry or concern. I understand such concerns since sometimes I also experience such things since I also have some few knowledge about printers. Anyway, have a great day.
     

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