Just because my cube sits opposite the printer does NOT mean I am an office supply store. 1) Do not ask me to use my stapler. I have put a new one on the table next to the printer so shut it. 2) Do not ask me to use my red pen. I will, however, chop off your finger to oblige you otherwise. 3) Do not ask me for scissors- I don't have any. (so as to avoid random acts of #2) 4) Do not congregate around the printer to discuss any of the following: - what you are having for lunch and how many Weight Watchers points it is - the stupid things your wretched offspring say - dumb gossip about who is not carrying their work load and whether they should be fired or not (you have less authority than the stapler i left on the table by the printer) - your opinions on last night's hockey/baseball/football/basketball/cricket game. You will never work for ESPN and I don't want to hear about how you could've thrown a pass better than that stupid Kurt Warner because you were more at age 3 than you have ever/will ever amount(ed) to since. Anything but compliance will be seen as an act of war. Sincerely, Chupe J Chupington
excellent summation. you probably also get: "this message says 'low toner.' can you change the toner cartridge for me?"
^ True indeed. Don't worry sir, we won't disturb you again with such inquiry or concern. I understand such concerns since sometimes I also experience such things since I also have some few knowledge about printers. Anyway, have a great day.
