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Audio Engineer Jokes

Discussion in 'Bar' started by raybrochill, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. raybrochill

    raybrochill Member

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    I'm a part of writing a commercial and I was wondering if you guys had any good cheesy jokes about studios with pretentious old school audio engineers?

    Example:

    I asked him if he liked waves plugins, he said that water would damage his tape machine.

    Thanks!
     
    #1 raybrochill, Aug 20, 2015
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    what about "we fix it in the mix" ?
    :D
     
    #2 exoslime, Aug 20, 2015
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    JasinElric Straf Drah Studio

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    I asked for his Kick samples, I still have his boot marks on my forehead.
     
    #3 JasinElric, Aug 20, 2015
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    "We have 31 bands of graphic EQ on every channel"

    This was actually a true quote from a local studio back in the 90's.
     
    #4 Pharaoh's Curse, Aug 20, 2015
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    SocialNumb Damn Christians!

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    Did you hear the one about Metallica?

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    #5 SocialNumb, Aug 20, 2015
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    Uros Sonic Incision

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    "I like your new custom two channel tube preamp, it makes me wet!" - said no girlfriend ever
     
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    "Nah, you can totally make a good living doing this."
     
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    fucking LOL
     
    #8 raybrochill, Aug 23, 2015
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