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Discussion in 'Chat' started by Tallerthanatree, Sep 26, 2007.
Let me know how that one goes for you.
A girl used this on me once.
Nice. Ive heard it before, but still.
Don't think this one's been said...
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
That might work at a science convention of some kind?
Get your fucking ass over here and suck my cock!
might work with a prostitue
"i hope you´re wearing a helmet because tonight your going through the wall"
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
This thread kicks ass, but I can't think of any funny pick up lines.
i have fucked many a MOMs...i am a motherfucker...or a MILF fucker...
I've never liked subordinance, but I've finally found an ass worthy of kissing.
Are you Yahweh? Because I sure want to kiss your ass!
I have had a few guys go "nice ass" at me a few times. :-x
I am not sure how to respond to that, I sort of just say "um, thanks...?" and leave it at that.
Do you have a yeast infection? Because you just made my dick rise!
Male to female
Do you.believe in equal opportunities
Mines a pint
your pants look good (slight pause) they'd look even better on my bedroom floor
do you work on a farm? because you really know how to raise a cock.
You would be good at selling hotdogs because you really know how to make a weiner stand.
it's a compliment
different men are attracted to different ass shapes
the guys who think your ass is ugly aren't going to mention your ass when they talk to you
if someone says "nice ass" you should accept it as a compliment and actually feel flattered