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Bad/Funny Pick-Up Lines

Discussion in 'Chat' started by Tallerthanatree, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. Alasdhair

    Alasdhair Creator of Crumpet Metal

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    :lol:

    Let me know how that one goes for you.
     
  2. ScandinavianMetal

    ScandinavianMetal Exclusive Member

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  3. Tallerthanatree

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    A girl used this on me once.

    Nice. Ive heard it before, but still.
     
  4. FailingAcension

    FailingAcension Spiffy, eh?

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    Don't think this one's been said...

    If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
     
  5. Alasdhair

    Alasdhair Creator of Crumpet Metal

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    That might work at a science convention of some kind?
     
  6. Mythos Inibri

    Mythos Inibri Undead User

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    Get your fucking ass over here and suck my cock!
     
  7. Tallerthanatree

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    might work with a prostitue:headbang:

    "i hope you´re wearing a helmet because tonight your going through the wall":)
     
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    I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

    I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

    Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
     
  10. SionsBrother

    SionsBrother KotOR

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    This thread kicks ass, but I can't think of any funny pick up lines.
     
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    riffer_mania New Metal Member

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    i have fucked many a MOMs...i am a motherfucker...or a MILF fucker...
     
  12. HadesRagnazrath

    HadesRagnazrath Active Member

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    I've never liked subordinance, but I've finally found an ass worthy of kissing.
     
  13. HadesRagnazrath

    HadesRagnazrath Active Member

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    Are you Yahweh? Because I sure want to kiss your ass!
     
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    Peach99 New Metal Member

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    I have had a few guys go "nice ass" at me a few times. :-x

    I am not sure how to respond to that, I sort of just say "um, thanks...?" and leave it at that.
     
  15. HadesRagnazrath

    HadesRagnazrath Active Member

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    Do you have a yeast infection? Because you just made my dick rise!
     
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    Pantera799 New Metal Member

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    Male to female

    Do you.believe in equal opportunities

    Mines a pint
     
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    your pants look good (slight pause) they'd look even better on my bedroom floor
     
  18. Harleyy

    Harleyy Edgy Shitlord

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    do you work on a farm? because you really know how to raise a cock.
     
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  19. HadesRagnazrath

    HadesRagnazrath Active Member

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    You would be good at selling hotdogs because you really know how to make a weiner stand.
     
  20. Blurry_Dreams

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    it's a compliment
    different men are attracted to different ass shapes
    the guys who think your ass is ugly aren't going to mention your ass when they talk to you
    if someone says "nice ass" you should accept it as a compliment and actually feel flattered
     

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