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Discussion in 'Asgaroth' started by Kudzu, Oct 25, 2007.

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    Esto van 2 y se cae el del medio. (gñe)
     
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    EN QUE SE PARECE UN TORO A OTRO TORO???

    EN TOROOOOO
     
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    ¿Que diferencia hay entre un huevo y una castaña?




    En que el huevo tiene pollo
     
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    - me pasas la salsa rosa?
    - cogela tú, vago
    - Montajista!!
     
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    Uno que contaron ayer en la tele:
    -Doctor, doctor, que me quemé.
    -¿que te que te?
     
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    no sabia que eras virgen

    son las pantys
     
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    Cuando tenía 70 años a mi abuela el médico le mando andar 5 kilómetros todos los días ahora tiene 80 y nadie sabe donde está
     
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    -"Doctor, doctor..¿que padezco?"
    - "Padece uzté un ozito"
     
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    EN QUE SE PARECE UN PAJARO A OTRO PAJARO????

    EN PAJAROOO
     
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    un tio Gordo que va al médico y le dice

    Doctor, doctor que soy esteril
    Tu que vas a ser esteril tu eres Obelix
     
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    Un tio en la parada del bus le pregunta a otro:
    -Hace mucho que espera?
    -Que va si nunca he sido pera


    Este es lo mas malo que me se


    -Almirante almirante 50 calaveras
    -Una flota!!!
    - Que va flotan las 50
     
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    Doctor tengo los dientes amarillos...qué me recomienda?

    Corbata marrón !!
     
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    Entra uno a una casa putas y pregunta por la Jeny.
    La Madame le dice q ahora no puede pq está con gonorrea.
    Y el putero dice: Vale, pues cuando acabe el vasco me la follo yo.
     
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    -Capitá capitán el barco se hunde
    -Cayate anormal que esto es un submarino!!!
     
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    -Coño, me he enterao de que Manolo tiene más de CIEN palomas.
    -¿Mensajeras...?
    -¡¡No tensagero nada!!
     
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    - "Mira: la luna llena!"
    - "¿De qué?"
     
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    - Está Alberto?
    - si, un momentito..JUAAAN, al teléfono!
     
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    Le dice un sordo a otro.

    - Hola

    Dice el otro:

    - Adios.
     
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    Le dice la Coca-cola al Bollycao:

    - ¿Quieres coca?

    - Paso, paso, que voy de chocolate hasta el culo.
     

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