Granted but you become the embodiment of whore baggery, Paris Hilton. I wish I had invented Facebook.
Granted but everyone remembers you as the guy who invited facebook so having close personal relationships with anyone is impossible. I wish had a new car.
granted but you have to wait in line like the rest of us i wish i had some artwork for the album i recorded
Granted, but it'll be of something really fucked up that you don't like. I wish I could fuck any girl I want