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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005.
Granted, time goes by forever slowly.
I wish for more mana.
Granted, but your penis shrinks
I wish i could go out with my best friends ex who dumped him yesterday without him getting mad at me
Granted,she dumps you too and you also loose your friend.
I with it wasn’t so cold !
Granted, heat makes you go mad.
I wish my cat did not have fleas.
Granted, it now has ticks
I wish I had more money in my bank account.
Granted,you now have one more penny/cent !
I wish I hadn’t run out of smokes.
Granted, but you run out of underpants.
I wish English classes didn't exist.
Granted, now we'sa speaking Japanese, now we'sa speaking japanese I didn't think so! (I actually don't know the lyrics to that song : /)
I wish I had updated my mp3 player this morning
Granted, but you updated it with Clay Aiken songs.
I wish my tea would cool down.
Granted, its an icecube now.
I wish I could cut my hair
Granted, you cut your hair, but by the time you're finished, it's grown back to the length it was at to begin with
I wish I didn't stay up so late
Granted, except you don't sleep at all.
I wish I had more storage space.
Granted, but if you use it, a rapist jumps out and does you 5 times.
I wish it was Monday again
Granted, now we have another day of you failing at life as always....thanks a lot.
I wish that that last granted wish wasn't so mean
Granted, you were so overly nice that killbot mistook it as you coming on to him. He then proceeded to beat the crap out of you
I wish my money problems would go away
Granted. You'd drown in too many bills and die of suffocation.
I wish the snoopy^ wasn't so cute.
Granted,Snoopy now opens a giant jaw to chew your throat open with a snarl as you lie bleeding to death,watching Snoopy drain his bladder on your soon lifeless corpse
I wish it would stay winter longer
Granted, enjoy your winter....yor nuclear winter...mwuahahahaha
I fucking hate my work
Not so much a wish, as a statement.
Granted now fucking is your work.....wait,I was supposed to corrupt it....
I wish fucking piles of turds were stacked up carefully by underpaid migrant workers
Granted, they stack 'em up in your bed, and you're the one paying their salary
I wish there was more time in the day