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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005.

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  1. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, time goes by forever slowly.


    I wish for more mana.
     
    #1401 Pessimism, Oct 19, 2006
  2. Astrum

    Astrum Psion

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    Granted, but your penis shrinks

    I wish i could go out with my best friends ex who dumped him yesterday without him getting mad at me
     
    #1402 Astrum, Oct 21, 2006
  3. Nemesis_lxix

    Nemesis_lxix Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*

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    Granted,she dumps you too and you also loose your friend.

    I with it wasn&#8217;t so cold !
     
    #1403 Nemesis_lxix, Oct 21, 2006
  4. Lokakuu

    Lokakuu Runs with scissors

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    Granted, heat makes you go mad.

    I wish my cat did not have fleas.
     
    #1404 Lokakuu, Oct 22, 2006
  5. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, it now has ticks

    I wish I had more money in my bank account.
     
    #1405 Pessimism, Oct 23, 2006
  6. Nemesis_lxix

    Nemesis_lxix Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*

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    Granted,you now have one more penny/cent !
    I wish I hadn&#8217;t run out of smokes.
     
    #1406 Nemesis_lxix, Oct 23, 2006
  7. Karasu

    Karasu Resident clueless person

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    Granted, but you run out of underpants.

    I wish English classes didn't exist.
     
    #1407 Karasu, Oct 24, 2006
  8. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, now we'sa speaking Japanese, now we'sa speaking japanese I didn't think so! (I actually don't know the lyrics to that song : /)

    I wish I had updated my mp3 player this morning
     
    #1408 Pessimism, Oct 24, 2006
  9. Karasu

    Karasu Resident clueless person

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    Granted, but you updated it with Clay Aiken songs.

    I wish my tea would cool down.
     
    #1409 Karasu, Oct 25, 2006
  10. entanglement

    entanglement Member

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    Granted, its an icecube now.

    I wish I could cut my hair :(
     
    #1410 entanglement, Oct 25, 2006
  11. NaTaSMAI

    NaTaSMAI .

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    Granted, you cut your hair, but by the time you're finished, it's grown back to the length it was at to begin with

    I wish I didn't stay up so late
     
    #1411 NaTaSMAI, Oct 25, 2006
  12. entanglement

    entanglement Member

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    Granted, except you don't sleep at all.

    I wish I had more storage space.
     
    #1412 entanglement, Oct 25, 2006
  13. Killbot

    Killbot A Killer Robot

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    Granted, but if you use it, a rapist jumps out and does you 5 times.
    I wish it was Monday again
     
    #1413 Killbot, Oct 25, 2006
  14. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, now we have another day of you failing at life as always....thanks a lot.

    I wish that that last granted wish wasn't so mean :erk:
     
    #1414 Pessimism, Oct 25, 2006
  15. NaTaSMAI

    NaTaSMAI .

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    Granted, you were so overly nice that killbot mistook it as you coming on to him. He then proceeded to beat the crap out of you

    I wish my money problems would go away:cry:
     
    #1415 NaTaSMAI, Oct 25, 2006
  16. entanglement

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    Granted. You'd drown in too many bills and die of suffocation.

    I wish the snoopy^ wasn't so cute.
     
    #1416 entanglement, Oct 26, 2006
  17. Mythos Inibri

    Mythos Inibri Undead User

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    Granted,Snoopy now opens a giant jaw to chew your throat open with a snarl as you lie bleeding to death,watching Snoopy drain his bladder on your soon lifeless corpse:)

    I wish it would stay winter longer
     
    #1417 Mythos Inibri, Oct 27, 2006
  18. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, enjoy your winter....yor nuclear winter...mwuahahahaha

    I fucking hate my work
    Not so much a wish, as a statement.
     
    #1418 Pessimism, Oct 28, 2006
  19. Mythos Inibri

    Mythos Inibri Undead User

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    Granted now fucking is your work.....wait,I was supposed to corrupt it....

    I wish fucking piles of turds were stacked up carefully by underpaid migrant workers
     
    #1419 Mythos Inibri, Oct 28, 2006
  20. NaTaSMAI

    NaTaSMAI .

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    Granted, they stack 'em up in your bed, and you're the one paying their salary

    I wish there was more time in the day
     
    #1420 NaTaSMAI, Oct 28, 2006
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