Granted, then a worm settles into your stomach and bursts out a la Alien. I wish these headphones didn't hurt my ears.
granted. Now you are in a cubical and you have twice as more work there then you did in school. I wish all the emo kids would just stop bitching and kill themselves already.
Granted, but their spirits gather in your room every night for a nice round of bitching I wish I had some new shoes
Granted, but they are 12-inch high platform heels. I wish people knew who I dressed up as for Halloween.
Granted ! They know you dressed up like Hitler (Cartman style) and now are trying to kill you ! I wish I knew who hit my car so I could kill him !
Granted, but before you could kill him/her, he/she was hit by a train and destroyed. I wish I had some marijuana rolled up in 4 nice joints, packed into a nice bong, and into a nice pipe.
Granted, but it is laced with some shit and you trip like a motherfucker. And its not one of those good ones. Its a scary one. Like the one where a serial murderer/purple teddy bear rides into your room on a bycicle. I wish I could go to HILLoween all over again.
Granted, but after two days you get bored for your hole life I wish I would find my stuff which belongs to me and this fuckin´ asshole dont want to give it back...I have to punch him...aahhrr
Granted, you get your stuff back, but it smells like poop and has a greasy film on it I wish I had some bubble gum
Granted but the bubble gum will get stuck in your esophagus and you´ll die I wish I had a nice lady now next to me because I feel alone tonight
Granted, you have a nice, ugly, hairy, obese woman next to you, and she's very horny, or maybe she's hungry.......... I wish I had a yummy burrito from Chipotle
Granted, she lives next door, and it's with some other dude waah I wish Life didn't suck so much ass.
Granted, now your the stupid one among a world of arrogent intelects. I wish i had more then a week to plan this massive party im having