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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005.

  1. Nemesis_lxix

    Nemesis_lxix Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*

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    Granted,but you still don&#8217;t have enough time !

    I wish I got my cable tv to work.
     
  2. NaTaSMAI

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    Granted, but the Dr. Phil show is on every channel

    I wish I had a shiny red apple
     
  3. Karasu

    Karasu Resident clueless person

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    Granted, then a worm settles into your stomach and bursts out a la Alien.

    I wish these headphones didn't hurt my ears.
     
  4. entanglement

    entanglement Member

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    Granted, now they hurt your head being too tight.

    I wish I hadn't lost my iPod's USB cable.
     
  5. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, but now you've lost your Ipod

    I wish I didn't have so much schoolwork.
     
  6. Gothic_Butters

    Gothic_Butters Dracula reborn

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    granted. Now you are in a cubical and you have twice as more work there then you did in school.

    I wish all the emo kids would just stop bitching and kill themselves already.
     
  7. NaTaSMAI

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    Granted, but their spirits gather in your room every night for a nice round of bitching

    I wish I had some new shoes
     
  8. Karasu

    Karasu Resident clueless person

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    Granted, but they are 12-inch high platform heels.

    I wish people knew who I dressed up as for Halloween.
     
  9. Nemesis_lxix

    Nemesis_lxix Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*

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    Granted ! They know you dressed up like Hitler (Cartman style) and now are trying to kill you !

    I wish I knew who hit my car so I could kill him !
     
  10. Gothic_Butters

    Gothic_Butters Dracula reborn

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    Granted, but before you could kill him/her, he/she was hit by a train and destroyed.

    I wish I had some marijuana rolled up in 4 nice joints, packed into a nice bong, and into a nice pipe.
     
  11. Astrum

    Astrum Psion

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    Granted, but it is laced with some shit and you trip like a motherfucker. And its not one of those good ones. Its a scary one. Like the one where a serial murderer/purple teddy bear rides into your room on a bycicle.

    I wish I could go to HILLoween all over again.
     
  12. VarkVikernes

    VarkVikernes gravelight

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    Granted, but after two days you get bored for your hole life

    I wish I would find my stuff which belongs to me and this fuckin&#180; asshole dont want to give it back...I have to punch him...aahhrr
     
  13. NaTaSMAI

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    Granted, you get your stuff back, but it smells like poop and has a greasy film on it

    I wish I had some bubble gum
     
  14. VarkVikernes

    VarkVikernes gravelight

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    Granted but the bubble gum will get stuck in your esophagus and you&#180;ll die

    I wish I had a nice lady now next to me because I feel alone tonight :(
     
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    Granted, you have a nice, ugly, hairy, obese woman next to you, and she's very horny, or maybe she's hungry..........

    I wish I had a yummy burrito from Chipotle
     
  16. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    Granted, but you no longer have a mouth.

    I wish my posters would stop falling of my walls.
     
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    Granted, now your walls start falling.

    I wish my girlfriend lived nearer :(
     
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    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, she lives next door, and it's with some other dude :)waah:)


    I wish Life didn't suck so much ass.
     
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    Granted, life sucks a big fat cock

    I wish people weren't so stupid :cry:
     
  20. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    Granted, now your the stupid one among a world of arrogent intelects.

    I wish i had more then a week to plan this massive party im having
     

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